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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14479

    #1

    There is no "god" in flying saucers

    PSALM 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.


    I was revolted again this morning.

    Talk about a labyrinth unable to contain the raging beast of fictional “science”! Their self appointed high priests are now aligning themselves with such notorious cranks and charlatans as ufologists and their dismal crop-circle bedfellows who tell us that there is no god and that we are all some blighted spawn of aliens and genetically engineered orangutans (or gorillas) (or even baboons, in some cases).

    Critics of UFO believers have often suggested that the likelihood alien species would resemble humans so closely is low.
    The UFO believers themselves have no such qualms when they propose a Galactic gene pool with DNA transferred between star systems in the form of retro-viruses which de-crystalise and insert themselves into host organisms’ DNA on whatever planets they imagine might support life. Well it’s not having a very good effect on the Tasmanian devils, is it?

    Now they’ve found a skull.

    Some theorize that the skull is that of a hydrocephalic child, and anthropologists are said to have arrived in the city of Andahuaylillas in the southern province of Quispicanchi in Peru to study the strange artifact.

    London’s Daily Mail quoted the person who discovered the skull, Davila Riquelme, who claims the anthropologists from Spain and Russia “agreed [the skull] was ‘not a human being’” and would “conduct further studies.” The paper says:

    ‘Although the assessment was superficial, it is obvious that its features do not correspond to any ethnic group in the world.’
    Notice how it is the anthropologists who are siding with the UFO imbeciles and their demonic interpretations of God’s Inerrant Word?

    GENESIS 6
    1
    And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them,
    2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.
    3 And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.
    4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.


    How many times have they told us that does not mean what it says but instead we should understand that male ALIENS (the sons of God v2) interbred with female EARTHLINGS (the daughters of men vv2,4) producing a hybrid species of limited life expectancy (120 years v3)? And just in case anyone gets awkward and asks “who made the aliens?” they’re straight in with their Galactic DNA pool and genetic information mediated by viruses (which, they are eager to point out, can exist in “space” as crystals). I have even heard it said that Noah’s ark was a spaceship and that its being lifted up on the waters of the flood is a garbled description of space travel from the perspective of superstitious cavemen who thought of “space” as the “waters above” and that Mt Ararat [Earth] was not on the same planet as the Garden of Eden!

    Of course the skull is human. The freaks examining it know quite well how savages bind their babies’ heads to make them “pretty” (or whatever they think they’re doing). But “just in case” it “does turn out to be alien” they declare a truce with the UFO ratbags so that they can say the thing’s human whatever the results from “scientific” DNA analysis.

    But then they’ll just dump them. In their godless community spite and vindictiveness is about as good as it gets. When God explains the mysterious disappearance of Enoch

    GENESIS 5
    19
    And Jared lived after he begat Enoch eight hundred years, and begat sons and daughters:
    20 And all the days of Jared were nine hundred sixty and two years: and he died.
    21 And Enoch lived sixty and five years, and begat Methuselah:
    22 And Enoch walked with God after he begat Methuselah three hundred years, and begat sons and daughters:
    23 And all the days of Enoch were three hundred sixty and five years:
    24 And Enoch walked with God: and he was not; for God took him.


    ..He is not suggesting that one of the flying saucers commuting between Earth and Mars blew up in space with Enoch on board, He is anticipating that demonic explanation from ufologists in the modern era and forewarning us of their error. You only have to talk to a ufologist (or false scientist or anthropologist) to know that. And what a wretched crew they are!

    But that’s our God — the only God, who created all that there is and who knows everything about it — totally up-to-date, totally rad, totally awsome.

    Praise Him!
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: There is no "god" in flying saucers

    I agree with Mitza. *pats woman on head* God is totally rad. If only kids these days could pay attention long enough to take their ADD medication, they would understand that.

    The enlargement of the cranium is probably caused by anal sex with demons, not aliens. There is no evidence of anything contrary to the Bible, in fact, because even if there were such evidence, it would only prove that God is using Satan to test our immutable faith. Thus aliens equal demons. QED.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14479

      #3
      Re: There is no "god" in flying saucers

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      I agree with Mitza. *pats woman on head* God is totally rad. If only kids these days could pay attention long enough to take their ADD medication, they would understand that.

      The enlargement of the cranium is probably caused by anal sex with demons, not aliens. There is no evidence of anything contrary to the Bible, in fact, because even if there were such evidence, it would only prove that God is using Satan to test our immutable faith. Thus aliens equal demons. QED.
      Thank you for confirming that demons and aliens are the same thing, Mr Jenkins. I had suspected as much. I'm also very suspicious of leprechauns, pixies and goblins.

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      • Rapture Eddie
        The Sermonator
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2008
        • 219

        #4
        Re: There is no "god" in flying saucers

        Well, we do have the Mad Prophet within our own community.
        He believes in Spaceship Jesus. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21816


        But then, he always was one disciple short of a Last Supper.
        JUDGEMENT DAY

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        "I'll Be Back!!"

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: There is no "god" in flying saucers

          There are no such things as aliens, other than the wetback kind. Filthy joos and atheists made up the alien myths as another tool to draw people away from Jesus.

          They even have a cult of alien worshipers who throw orgies all the time.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • godisgreater
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            • Nov 2011
            • 23

            #6
            Re: There is no "god" in flying saucers

            Forgive my ignorance, but how does one get a saucer to fly? I assume one will not lift off with a cup of tea on it, seems like a good way to keep your saucers from lifting off!

            Below, the aerodynamic saucer seems to be susceptible to achieving flight. As you can see the cup is not on the saucer to prevent this




            Below is a method I would use to prevent a saucer from achieving flight. Note the cup is filled with tea to help weigh the saucer down.



            I pray this resolves the issue. Now I just need to figure out why atheists would make up aliens fly these things around
            God is everywhere. The trees bow, the sun sets, the devil trembles.


            Jesus will return, we all know it! Yet some of us still deny it!

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14479

              #7
              Re: There is no "god" in flying saucers

              Originally posted by godisgreater View Post
              ..figure out why atheists would make up aliens fly these things around
              Because they are sex perverts. Did you read the link from Rev. Flint? Perhaps you noticed an awful lot of material outlining this feature of the Raelian movement. Founded by an ex-racingcar-driver sports journalist and having minimum "beauty standards" for a predominately female membership does not sound like a recipe for chastity does it? These libertines exhibit at new age gatherings I'd imagine. Talking to them might be helpful in understanding their ideas.

              They are correct in saying that "The Elohim" in classical Hebrew is a plural word however.

              The model you used with the cup and saucer was quite interesting - helped me to understand some of the stuff I've heard they talk about. The teacup seemed a good parallel for the volcano where "first contact" was made but I very much doubt that God wants us to be deceived in this matter. I will think about what you've posted tonight when I'm reading The Bible.

              Thank you for contributing.

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              • godisgreater
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                • Nov 2011
                • 23

                #8
                Re: There is no "god" in flying saucers

                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                Because they are sex perverts. Did you read the link from Rev. Flint? Perhaps you noticed an awful lot of material outlining this feature of the Raelian movement. Founded by an ex-racingcar-driver sports journalist and having minimum "beauty standards" for a predominately female membership does not sound like a recipe for chastity does it? These libertines exhibit at new age gatherings I'd imagine. Talking to them might be helpful in understanding their ideas.

                They are correct in saying that "The Elohim" in classical Hebrew is a plural word however.

                The model you used with the cup and saucer was quite interesting - helped me to understand some of the stuff I've heard they talk about. The teacup seemed a good parallel for the volcano where "first contact" was made but I very much doubt that God wants us to be deceived in this matter. I will think about what you've posted tonight when I'm reading The Bible.

                Thank you for contributing.
                I too shall learn of this Ralien concept to further my knowledge on the devils works. Keep your enemies close as they say.

                If God wanted us decieved we would be of either jewish or negro decent! Thankyou for you're kind words on my addition to the thread Mitza. I will assure you that I will always try and assist my fellow Christian sisters in any matter.

                Ps. Do you know of any kind and handsome Christian men on this forum looking for a wife? The question is completely off topic, but my desperation grows with each minute of the day
                God is everywhere. The trees bow, the sun sets, the devil trembles.


                Jesus will return, we all know it! Yet some of us still deny it!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: There is no "god" in flying saucers

                  Originally posted by godisgreater View Post
                  Do you know of any kind and handsome Christian men on this forum looking for a wife? The question is completely off topic, but my desperation grows with each minute of the day
                  Whore
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14479

                    #10
                    Re: There is no "god" in flying saucers

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    I have no idea why atheists need excuses for an orgy. I'd have thought, for the type of person willing to attend one in the first place, the fact that there is an orgy tonight would itself be sufficient reason to turn up.

                    The idea that "aliens" can approve such behaviour [scroll down] is anti-Biblical as indeed is the supposed manner in which they reveal themselves.


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                    MARK 13
                    21
                    And then if any man shall say to you, Lo, here is Christ; or, lo, he is there; believe him not:
                    22 For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.
                    23 But take ye heed: behold, I have foretold you all things.
                    24 But in those days, after that tribulation, the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light,
                    25 And the stars of heaven shall fall, and the powers that are in heaven shall be shaken.
                    26 And then shall they see the Son of man coming in the clouds with great power and glory.


                    There is quite a lot of material in that linked brochure and it falls into 3 categories aimed at 3 different target audiences. I will only address one of them here and use a little video clip:

                    this is clip #1



                    I'm not commenting on writing skills or other tricks-of-the-trade ("Rael" is a journalist) as such but on what these "aliens" claim, according to their prophet. The passage from Mark tells us that many such prophets shall appear, that they will not be real [Rael claims to be a messenger rather than a prophet but as the mouthpiece for these "extraterrestrials" that is effectively his rôle] and most importantly we are explicitly warned not to heed such entreaties as "Lo, here" or "Lo, there" [v21] which includes "Lo, in this volcano" and Jesus went out of His way to make sure we understood what He meant: such deceptions will occur: He has told us they will occur [vv23-25] and we are to disregard them.

                    John1:1-3 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The same was in the beginning with God. All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.

                    Throughout the Raelian site there are descriptions of supposed alien activities, such as travel to Earth, the introduction of life here and their desire to pop back from time to time (now, for example). Claiming responsibility for the appearance of life on the Earth is to equate oneself with Christ and Jesus has explained [v26] that when He returns EVERYONE WILL KNOW.

                    He will not be manifesting inside a volcano.

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                    • godisgreater
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                      • Nov 2011
                      • 23

                      #11
                      Re: There is no "god" in flying saucers

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Whore
                      I can assure you Pastor, I have been called many things in my life and Whore is not one of them.

                      Forgive me if I have come accross as such, I only long a man to cook, clean and raise children for.

                      Lust is something I do not lust for.

                      Amen
                      God is everywhere. The trees bow, the sun sets, the devil trembles.


                      Jesus will return, we all know it! Yet some of us still deny it!

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #12
                        Re: There is no "god" in flying saucers

                        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                        He will not be manifesting inside a volcano.
                        Sister, while I wholeheartedly agree with your analysis, I must confess to a twinge of doubt. Maybe there is something lurking in that volcano. A demon? A monster? Alot of fire? Who knows!


                        This could be lurking in the volcano. Very brightly lurking.

                        Do you think God would disapprove if we investigated the volcano?

                        I suggest we mount an expedition, in concert with the Raelians. (We probably shouldn't use the word 'mount', given their orgiastic proclivities.)

                        They will provide cameras and other recording equipment. The Raelians will go in first, since they can converse with the aliens, if such exist. If they don't tell us via walkie-talkie (after they are inside) that it's safe for Christians, we can wait outside.

                        Whoever comes back out can then inform us of what they'd discovered, and show audio-video evidence!

                        If nobody comes out of the volcano, then we can explain to the press that God smote the Raelians for being God-mocking, fornicating doo-doo heads.

                        What do you think?
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14479

                          #13
                          Re: There is no "god" in flying saucers

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          What do you think?
                          I don't have an opinion as such. The raelians clearly target individuals who are incapable of critical thinking, otherwise they wouldn't propose an infinite regression:

                          Who Created the *Elohim? [paragraph 1]
                          If we believed in God, we might ask "Who created God". If we believed in evolution and the "Big Bang" we might ask "where did this matter and energy come from that created the big-bang?".
                          For the Elohim, it is the same - they were created by people coming from the sky as were their creators. It's an infinite cycle of life. One day scientists from earth will also go to another planet and populate it.
                          *"The Elohim" is what Rael calls the scientists who supposedly introduced lifo to Earth

                          It is not so much the fact of his blasphemous assertion or the bizarre curcumstances of his "encounter" or even the fallacious logic presented on the raelian site that concerns me - might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb after all and if he's chosen to abscond with the whole flock well, c'est la vie: he's not the first person to choose brimstone fire & torment is he? - as the notion of extraterrestrials itself which opposes The Bible in very fundamental ways. Take a look at this clip [and I'll have to return later]:

                          this is clip #2

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14479

                            #14
                            Re: There is no "god" in flying saucers

                            Genesis 1:16c-17a ..he made the stars also. And God set them in the firmament of the heaven

                            Originally posted by Rapture Eddie View Post
                            Well, we do have the Mad Prophet within our own community. He believes in Spaceship Jesus. Mr Helmholtz' thread But then, he always was one disciple short of a Last Supper.
                            NOTE: The youtube clip is unavailable in the following post from Mad Prophet but he has included a description:

                            Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post


                            "..a blue light seemed to soar up from behind a mountain. It stopped mid-air, then began to circulate. Within seconds a giant spiral had covered the entire sky .. Fred Hansen, from Bø in Vesterålen, described the sight as 'like a big fireball that went around, with a great light around it again.'"
                            Mr Helmholtz includes this statement in his signature: To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN


                            Well there are wheels within wheels operating there but the bottom line is that someone might see that interesting British missile system test and think "alien assault" or "Kraken loses plot" - and of course they would interpret everything they saw in that light.
                            Ezekiel was not mad but had some misgivings about what God revealed. Nevertheless God engaged in dialogue with him Ezekiel 2:1 and however he interpreted what he saw did not detract from understanding what God wanted him to do.

                            The pharisees and chief Priests understood what God was telling them, too Matthew 21:45. They were not following His word any more than false "scientists" and demon inspired "ufologists" do today in seeking to lead us astray.

                            When Jesus talked to the pharisees He clearly understood their bias: sprung from hell, He said, and building a vault of death within: Matthew 23:15,27. As Christians we follow Jesus' example. That is why we can see through anti-scriptural dogma of the 21st century. We do not agree with it but we do understand it.

                            Some deceptions are more plausible than others and false "science" is mixed up with the real thing which is why it's so important to read The Bible and to understand what it says.

                            Genesis 1:1-5 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.


                            The idea that planets formed from the dust of pre-existing stars (which had exploded) contradicts The Word of God. The Earth was created first and there was no light until God created it. Next He created the sky and the oceans, grass & flowering plants & fruit trees and then later on He made the sun and the moon. At this stage there were no stars because God hadn't made any.

                            False "scientists" (who so far have created nothing) disagree with God (who has created everything) and therefore see no reason to denounce the extraterrestrial fiction for what it is. "O.." they warble "there are so many trillions stars out there that in 17¾ billion years there's bound to be "other" inhabited "planets"

                            But there are not. There is nowhere for these extraterrestrial aliens to live, nowhere for them to come from. Sure, there is a star called -Centauri. God made it on day 4 of creation. It did not agglomerate from some pre-existing star that blew up, because there were no stars at all before day 4, no swirling dust clouds and no "alien" paradise. There was only the Earth.

                            __________________________________________________

                            context from GENESIS and EZEKIEL here

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                            • Redeemed Papist
                              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 10409

                              #15
                              Re: There is no "god" in flying saucers

                              Seems to me that what you've uncovered here, Sister, is a person desperate to believe in anything at all that suggests itself to his mind and is trying to use convenient bits of scripture to paper over the cracks in his reasoning. I've never seen such blatant chicanery and flim flam.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
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