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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22895

    #16
    Re: Angelic ancestors

    Originally posted by Peter View Post
    You shouldn't quote nonsense, it isn't good for you.
    I can cast pearls before swine and I may lead horses to water.
    I can give you two oneliners who illustrate how you should live your life: "Carpe diem" and "hic et nunc".
    Why do you lapse into that devilish tongue? That’s Latin – are you a servant of the antichrist, the vicar of Rome?

    This aside, you see, God has lead you here that you may define your own problem and, in Him, find its solution: in your extreme youth, you lack experience of the world and its ways, the Bible (KJV1611) has already addressed the cry of “Carpe diem” We Christians have seized the Day of Our Lord’s Resurrection, taken its message and found Salvation™.

    On the humorous side, secularists say that “Carpe diem” means “The fish is God”! (carp is a fish – diem is like Deus, I thought I ought to explain that to you) but in doing so, they forget that
    (a) the fish is the sign of Christ as seen on so many automobiles
    (b) St Peter’s Fish is a living proof of the holiness of Christ and His disciples.

    So the score at half-time is God 2 : Heathens 0

    We now look at "hic et nunc" and we read here
    The result is that the term church, in accordance with the polluted pattern of our reductionistic and relativistic age, has been shorn of its transcendent character, stripped of its Christological essence, divested of its soteriological dimension, and has become ingloriously bogged down in the shifting quicksand of rank immanentism, that is, the deplorable fixation with satisfying and serving the demands of the hic et nunc, of the here and now. At best, current evangelicalism portrays, as one writer has said, “a jellyfish kind of Christianity– one without any distinctive bone, muscle, sinew? one that is a very distant relative to that witnessed in Scripture.
    So at the end of the game, the final score is God 3 : Heathens 0

    No surprises there – Jesus always wins.

    PS, I'm sorry about the big words in the final quotation. If you want to know what they mean, ask a grown up person. Basically the quote means that you young people just want everything NOW without work or payment.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Peter
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Feb 2007
      • 279

      #17
      Re: Angelic ancestors

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      I can cast pearls before swine and I may lead horses to water.
      Why do you lapse into that devilish tongue? That’s Latin – are you a servant of the antichrist, the vicar of Rome?
      Latin was originally the language of the Roman, and those oneliners were made by Roman philosophers. You lose, I win.

      This aside, you see, God has lead you here that you may define your own problem and, in Him, find its solution: in your extreme youth, you lack experience of the world and its ways, the Bible (KJV1611) has already addressed the cry of “Carpe diem” We Christians have seized the Day of Our Lord’s Resurrection, taken its message and found Salvation™.



      On the humorous side, secularists say that “Carpe diem” means “The fish is God”! (carp is a fish – diem is like Deus, I thought I ought to explain that to you) but in doing so, they forget that
      (a) the fish is the sign of Christ as seen on so many automobiles
      (b) St Peter’s Fish is a living proof of the holiness of Christ and His disciples.


      Carpe diem: the literal translation "carpe" means "harvest" and "diem" means "day", your explanation of "diem" to be "god" is wrong, "deus" means god and "fish in Latin is "pisces".
      A non-literal translation of "carpe diem" is seize the day. So you lose that one. You don't get a point for it.
      So the score at half-time is "god" 0 : Scientists 2


      We now look at "hic et nunc" and we read here

      No surprises there – Jesus always wins. (Like when he was crucified??? Not a big victory if you ask me. And NO he didn't resurrect.)

      PS, I'm sorry about the big words in the final quotation. If you want to know what they mean, ask a grown up person. Basically the quote means that you young people just want everything NOW without work or payment.
      Hic et nunc means "here and now", so actually it is used to say that you should enjoy your life, because when you're dead it's over, nothing, no heaven nor hell.
      And you can't escape the last one, even with worshipping a false idol (like your "god") you can't escape from it. Religious people ruin there entire life worshipping an imaginary person. Why? Because they think that there is an afterlife. And there ain't no afterlife.
      End of the match: "god": still 0 Scientists:4.

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      • One-eyed Jack
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 1092

        #18
        Re: Angelic ancestors

        Haha! You can twist and squirm and misspell "their" all you like, Peter, but Brother Bathfire has written you into a corner.

        He was making a rather finely-tuned joke with "carp god" (as he said, that part of his comment was "on the humorous side") but -- like most sour, God-hating fools -- you were just too thick to twig.

        I would be interested if you can prove that there is no afterlife. What you have to do here is not just say that there is no evidence that there is an afterlife; your task is to show that there is specific, positive evidence that no afterlife exists. In other words, show evidence proving that no spiritual afterlife is possible.

        Good luck on that. It is a rough test.

        ~~ OEJ

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        • just Jimi
          Unsaved trash
           
          • Apr 2008
          • 69

          #19
          Re: Angelic ancestors

          Originally posted by Dr. Santiago Solo View Post
          The fact that I don't see proof of it doesn't mean it doesn't exist, you can't prove a negative, get it in your small, puny, chocolate-filled brain.
          At least we have something in our brain....
          Thou shall fear the truth and will not change someone's signature!!

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          • Dr. Santiago Solo
            On Permanent Assignment in Peru
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 860

            #20
            Re: Angelic ancestors

            Originally posted by just Jimi View Post
            At least we have something in our brain....
            Mmmm, chocolate...
            Bringing Geology back to Christ!

            I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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            • Sommanol Beatmeup
              Unsaved trash
              • Apr 2008
              • 39

              #21
              Re: Angelic ancestors

              Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
              Haha! You can twist and squirm and misspell "their" all you like, Peter, but Brother Bathfire has written you into a corner.
              baptists 0-4 scientists, says enough.

              He was making a rather finely-tuned joke with "carp god" (as he said, that part of his comment was "on the humorous side") but -- like most sour, God-hating fools -- you were just too thick to twig.
              Dude, you guys s*ck in humour.

              I would be interested if you can prove that there is no afterlife. What you have to do here is not just say that there is no evidence that there is an afterlife; your task is to show that there is specific, positive evidence that no afterlife exists. In other words, show evidence proving that no spiritual afterlife is possible.
              Where would that afterlife be:
              1) heaven. There have been many space trips, and non of them has seen something like a heaven.
              2) Hell. It is commonly known that there is only rock, magma etc under the surface. No such thing as hell.

              Good luck on that. It is a rough test.
              For fun: 0-5

              ~~ OEJ
              Indeed oei.

              Originally posted by Peter View Post
              Hic et nunc means "here and now", so actually it is used to say that you should enjoy your life, because when you're dead it's over, nothing, no heaven nor hell.
              And you can't escape the last one, even with worshipping a false idol (like your "god") you can't escape from it. Religious people ruin there entire life worshipping an imaginary person. Why? Because they think that there is an afterlife. And there ain't no afterlife.
              End of the match: "god": still 0 Scientists:4.
              Nice solo!

              Originally posted by Dr. Santiago Solo View Post
              Mmmm, chocolate...
              Why are you thinking of chocolate in this thread. That's like homer (from The Simpsons): SSSST! I'm thinking! Mmmm, peanuts..
              Let the purgation begin
              <======|~|======>

              Warrior of Metal

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              • Herr_Doktor Phd.
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2008
                • 493

                #22
                Re: Angelic ancestors

                Originally posted by just Jimi View Post
                At least we have something in our brain....
                You smell like an unwashed sock puppet.
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                Exodus 22:18
                says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                • Peter
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 279

                  #23
                  Re: Angelic ancestors

                  Originally posted by Herr_Doktor View Post
                  You smell like an unwashed sock puppet.
                  How can you smell something over the internet?

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                  • Dr. Santiago Solo
                    On Permanent Assignment in Peru
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 860

                    #24
                    Re: Angelic ancestors

                    Originally posted by Peter View Post
                    How can you smell something over the internet?
                    You smell like chocolate.
                    Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                    I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                    • Sommanol Beatmeup
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 39

                      #25
                      Re: Angelic ancestors

                      Originally posted by Herr_Doktor View Post
                      You smell like an unwashed sock puppet.
                      Originally posted by Dr. Santiago Solo View Post
                      You smell like chocolate.
                      Do I smell childishness here..
                      Let the purgation begin
                      <======|~|======>

                      Warrior of Metal

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #26
                        Re: Angelic ancestors

                        Originally posted by Sommanol Beatmeup View Post
                        Do I smell childishness here..
                        Does anyone else smell hammers?
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • One-eyed Jack
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 1092

                          #27
                          Re: Angelic ancestors

                          Sommanol, in response to my challenge to prove no spiritual afterlife is possible:

                          Where would that afterlife be:
                          1) heaven. There have been many space trips, and non of them has seen something like a heaven.
                          2) Hell. It is commonly known that there is only rock, magma etc under the surface. No such thing as hell.

                          Friend, your post is irrelevant to the challenge.

                          Suppose that at death souls are transported outside the Universe to the holy dimension which God inhabits -- a dimension beyond space and beyond time? Your argument is then irrelevant. (The Christian astrophysicist Gerardus Bouw proposes that the Throne of God exists "outside" the spacetime universe, for example.)

                          Or suppose that souls are preserved on a dimensional plane -- a holy spiritual plane -- which exists in the Universe but is invisible to physical science?

                          What you have attacked are the medieval ideas of Heaven and Hell, not the possibility of an afterlife. I can think of arguments which -- although not final and not absolute -- are at least stronger than your attack on Medieval cosmogony.

                          Give it another shot. You're a bright fellow. Take a hint from physics, and think about mechanisms for the survival of a soul.

                          ~~ OEJ

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                          • Herr_Doktor Phd.
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 493

                            #28
                            Re: Angelic ancestors

                            Originally posted by Peter View Post
                            How can you smell something over the internet?

                            A sock puppet is an account that is under the control of another user, and has the purpose of creating the illusion of another online persona, or giving the illusion of support.



                            That, my friend definitely comes with an odor that can smelt over the internet.
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                            Exodus 22:18
                            says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                            • just Jimi
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 69

                              #29
                              Re: Angelic ancestors

                              Originally posted by Dr. Santiago Solo View Post
                              You smell like chocolate.
                              What do you have against chocolate?
                              It's so sweet and tasty...
                              hmmmm.......chocolate........*drewl*.....hmmmm....
                              Thou shall fear the truth and will not change someone's signature!!

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                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                 
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 22895

                                #30
                                Re: Angelic ancestors

                                Originally posted by just Jimi View Post
                                What do you have against chocolate?
                                It's so sweet and tasty...
                                hmmmm.......chocolate........*drewl*.....hmmmm....
                                As I see it, chocolate came from the Incas and other similar heathens: (i) it is thus heathen, (ii) Cortez slaughtered them all because they were heathens and stole chocolate for the pope (iii) therefore not only is chocolate heathen, it is tainted by the Antichrist, the vicar of Rome, otherwise known as the pope!

                                Spit it out! Your very soul is at risk!
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                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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