Dark Matter...really?

[Sammy The Penitent]

Dear Friends,

I read something this morning that sent the needle on my "Give-Me-A-Break-O-Meter" right to 11:

It seems that sickular scientists around the world (Yes, including America, where Obummer is funnelling millions of dollars of Americans hard earned money into it) are saying that the dark space between God's twinkling little stars is actually glue that holds the universe together.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/9969425/Dark-matter-tantalising-hints-detected-in-space.html

So, I decided to do a little experiment on my own to prove out this ridiculous "theory" of theirs.

To accurately simulate dark matter, I duct taped all the windows and around the perimeter of the door in our bedroom so that no light could come in at all and then turned off the light switch...well, guess what? I didn't feel the slightest bit sticky!

Proof once more that all of those white coated atheist idiots are a wasting our $ and their entire lives to sinful deeds. When will this stop!

YIC

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Dark Matter...really?

I heard that Harlem has lots of dark matter.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Dark Matter...really?

So we Christians are supposed to accept something as true on such tenuous evidence? Really? Besides, we already know what holds the universe together:

Colossians 1:17: And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.

[lukasekman]

Re: Dark Matter...really?

Nobody have ever caught a single grain of dark matter, and nobody have even got a nose trimmer running on dark energy. Nevertheless, the secular science claim that 95 percent of the universe consist of those hypothetical forms of matter and energy.

This is what happens when secular scientists put God out of any equation that involve moral or the Creation of the universe. Absurdly large numbers and divisions by zero simply means that you're doing it wrong.

If dark energy existed in those sick amounts that secular science claim, why would anyone bother with solar panels when dark energy collectors would work regardless of weather conditions?

[Albert The Lunkhead (On Moderation)]

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So, I decided to do a little experiment on my own to prove out this ridiculous "theory" of theirs.

To accurately simulate dark matter, I duct taped all the windows and around the perimeter of the door in our bedroom so that no light could come in at all and then turned off the light switch...well, guess what? I didn't feel the slightest bit sticky!

After handling all that duck tape, you weren't the slightest bit sticky? Are you sure? Anyway, back to the topic, I think you have completely missed the point of the article.

So we Christians are supposed to accept something as true on such tenuous evidence? Really?

It's not tenuous evidence, but you Christians accept that type of evidence most of the time, anyway.

Besides, we already know what holds the universe together...

Yes, mainly gravity.

[Albert The Lunkhead (On Moderation)]

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Nobody have ever caught a single grain of dark matter, and nobody have even got a nose trimmer running on dark energy.

But, we've seen the effect from dark matter.

Nevertheless, the secular science claim that 95 percent of the universe consist of those hypothetical forms of matter and energy.

The amount of dark matter in the universe is only 23%, not 95.

This is what happens when secular scientists put God out of any equation that involve moral or the Creation of the universe.

What happens? Scientists trying to understand the creation of the universe. We don't need God in the equation, we have the observation and experiments.

Absurdly large numbers and divisions by zero simply means that you're doing it wrong.

How does it?

[Didymus Much]

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But, we've seen the effect from dark matter...

No, we've seen an effect that's not explained by our current understanding of the universe, and dark matter is one of the possible explanations. Just because it's the most popular at the moment doesn't mean it's true.

...The amount of dark matter in the universe is only 23%, not 95...

Depends on which theory you accept.

...What happens? Scientists trying to understand the creation of the universe. We don't need God in the equation, we have the observation and experiments...

And theories to explain those observations. Do you see the circle you're going in?

[Cranky Old Man]

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I see dark matter every day. And then I let my wife flush my toilet.

Jeremiah 4:19 "My bowels, my bowels! I am pained at my very heart; my heart maketh a noise in me; I cannot hold my peace, because thou hast heard, O my soul, the sound of the trumpet, the alarm of war."

[turdbear]

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Lol, that last post deserves a drum roll or a womp womp womp sound effect.

[Albert The Lunkhead (On Moderation)]

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No, we've seen an effect that's not explained by our current understanding of the universe, and dark matter is one of the possible explanations. Just because it's the most popular at the moment doesn't mean it's true.

We know something is there, and there has to be because of the laws of physics. We call it Dark Matter. We see it's effect, such as gravitational effect, galaxies rotate too fast for the amount of know matter, and other effects. These all indicate there is about 5 times as much matter than what we know about at the moment in time. We see the effect, in what we called Dark Matter, a high possibility of truth, but, yes, not 100% proven, as expressed through these threads.

Depends on which theory you accept.

These more than one?

And theories to explain those observations. Do you see the circle you're going in?

What's the problem with that? These's more proof the the Big Bang theory, as you can still hear it's echo around the universe, and as of yet, there's no proof of God or the creation story. Theory are more truth, than God, because there needs to be a substantial amount of evidence supporting the theory. Whereas, religions will believe whatever there tradition tells, them.

[Cranky Old Man]

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We know something is there, and there has to be because of the laws of physics.

So, what law of physics exactly dictates there has to be Dark Matter? None! You're talking nonsense as dark matter is a type of matter hypothesized to account for a large part of the total mass in the universe.

not 100% proven

You have no idea how science works now do you...

These more than one?

But of course. Scientists make up theories faster than Madonna can puke. Alternatives for the dark matter hypothesis are Mordehai Milgrom's Modified Newtonian Dynamics, Nonsymmetric Gravitational Theory and the Generalized Chaplygin gas model.

These's more proof the the Big Bang theory, as you can still hear it's echo around the universe, and as of yet

You must have fallen with your head on a rock as soon as you left your mother's womb. Even 2 year old children know there can be no sound in the vacuum of space.

there's no proof of God or the creation story

So you are denying the existence of everything? Who is behind your keyboard ruining my day with his utter stupidity?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Dark Matter...really?

At great expense, I have managed to capture some dark matter:

You will see that REAL dark matter has been known by True Christians for thousands of years:

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

God made it.

The imaginary stuff, allegedly floating around in space and affecting all of the universe and everyone in it is simply faith in science.

God, Who is above us all and present everywhere and Who takes an interest in all of us, is the real controler of the universe.

[Barry]

Re: Dark Matter...really?

Who is Higgs and whats so special about his bison? How are they different from normal buffalo? And why do you let the jigaboo, idiot Obama spend so much of your tax payer's hard earnd cash, looking for them? It's pretty obvious where they all are, you just have to read the newspapers. Apparently, they are all in a place called Cern, in Swizterland.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Dark Matter...really?

Dark matter is the Devil's oxygen. Scientists have invented it to usher Satan into the world to lead them.

[IdiocyofMYUniverse]

Re: Dark Matter...really?

Dark matter is the Devil's oxygen. Scientists have invented it to usher Satan into the world to lead them.

So, all scientists are helping Satan? Really?