[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

Open up any can of Star Kist tuna, and there will plenty of dolphin meat in there. Don't know about whale meat, though. You might need to special order that one.

Either that or just go into any Jap restaurant. They put whale in everything.

[therearenogods]

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well first of all this post is fake as such a thing happening would have peta up in arms the picture with the machine gun is clearly edited in and badly if i may say so not only that you found those black hawk pics off google and those dolphins are beached ones from 2009 in California U.S.A and evolution dosnt work like that in fact in our lifetime evolution has truly been observed with rats and silver foxes and were silver foxes were over the period of 60 years in Russia became tame they got larger heads and more dog like characteristics and with the common pet/fancy rat they have became more tame more curious and needing to not camouflage have changed to exotic fur colour's so females find them more attractive and so humans like them more pigeons have also evolved along side us as they since the early medieval times have been scavenging off humans before this they were foragers and now there scabbers not only if you had done that that is animal abuse it dosnt matter what you believe these are facts

[James Hutchins]

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well first of all this post is fake as such ...tl;dr...these are facts

Why post obvious fakery?

Get right with young lady, before it is too late.

[Basilissa]

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well first of all this post is fake as such a thing happening would have peta up in arms the picture with the machine gun is clearly edited in and badly if i may say so not only that you found those black hawk pics off google and those dolphins are beached ones from 2009 in California U.S.A and evolution dosnt work like that in fact in our lifetime evolution has truly been observed with rats and silver foxes and were silver foxes were over the period of 60 years in Russia became tame they got larger heads and more dog like characteristics and with the common pet/fancy rat they have became more tame more curious and needing to not camouflage have changed to exotic fur colour's so females find them more attractive and so humans like them more pigeons have also evolved along side us as they since the early medieval times have been scavenging off humans before this they were foragers and now there scabbers not only if you had done that that is animal abuse it dosnt matter what you believe these are facts

Can anybody break this wall of text into readable sentences with periods and commas, please?

Anyone?

(crickets)

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

well first of all this post is fake as such a thing happening would have peta up in arms the picture with the machine gun is clearly edited in and badly if i may say so not only that you found those black hawk pics off google and those dolphins are beached ones from 2009 in California U.S.A and evolution dosnt work like that in fact in our lifetime evolution has truly been observed with rats and silver foxes and were silver foxes were over the period of 60 years in Russia became tame they got larger heads and more dog like characteristics and with the common pet/fancy rat they have became more tame more curious and needing to not camouflage have changed to exotic fur colour's so females find them more attractive and so humans like them more pigeons have also evolved along side us as they since the early medieval times have been scavenging off humans before this they were foragers and now there scabbers not only if you had done that that is animal abuse it dosnt matter what you believe these are facts

And .... breathe!

[Oceans676]

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You didn't disprove evolution, because evolution takes thousands and millions of year for a significant adaption to a new environment to take place. I suggest you read Richard Dawkins' Mount Improbable before conducting any more such experiments.

I would also like to point out that what you're doing is animal cruelty and I repels me further from your religion if that's the stuff your "kind" does.

But the planet is only roughly 6,000 years old so you are automatically disproved.

[Catmann]

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I myself tried this with my friends baby. He drowned sadly. Jesus could not save his poor soul. This just goes to show that the atheists are most certainly wrong and evilution cannot exist.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I myself tried this with my friends baby. He drowned sadly. Jesus could not save his poor soul. This just goes to show that the atheists are most certainly wrong and evilution cannot exist.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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I myself tried this with my friends baby. He drowned sadly. Jesus could not save his poor soul. This just goes to show that the atheists are most certainly wrong and evilution cannot exist.

1.) Please use the quote feature so we know what you're talking about.

2.) Go to the introductions subforum and tell about yourself, so we know where you stand before God. This was we know whether you are here to praise God with us or to defecate in the sweet Baby Jesus' face.

[IreneS]

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Wisconsin? Isn't that where someone lives who is in rehab?

[Didymus Much]

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I myself tried this with my friends baby. He drowned sadly. Jesus could not save his poor soul...

1) No pic, no proof.

2) How do you know what Jesus did with his soul? Are you able to see souls, or Jesus?

3) As Jesus DEMANDS that all those that believe in Him obey all secular laws, you can just march yourself down to the nearest police station and turn yourself in to face a murder trial (on the plus side, you'll meet plenty of fellow Christians while you're incarcerated for the rest of your natural life).

...This just goes to show that the atheists are most certainly wrong and evilution cannot exist.

Just because unsubstantiated claims by some goof on the internets is enough proof for you, don't expect others (like the True Christians(tm)) to be so gullible.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

Unbelievable how depraved dolphins are. They get "high" on the drugs!

What does a dolphin use to get high? A toxic puffer fish that makes them lapse into a trance-like state!

Dolphins are said to share the human traits of bravery, jealousy and even a sense of humour.

But it seems they share some worrying vices as well.

Scientists were amazed at footage of the mammals apparently getting 'high' with the help of a toxic puffer fish.

Seaworld sillies: Dolphins have been filmed eating toxic puffer fish, which when digested in small doses can have a 'narcotic-like effect'

In an extraordinary scene filmed for a new TV series, the dolphins are shown gently passing the fish between them. Experts believe the creatures are using the toxins, which emerge from the puffer fish as part of its defence mechanism, for their own enjoyment.

They nudge the fish with their snouts and as the toxin is released into the water, they seem to lapse into a trance-like state.

At one point the dolphins are seen floating just underneath the water's surface, apparently mesmerised by their own reflections.

The dolphins were filmed gently playing with the puffer, passing it between each other for 20 to 30 minutes at a time, unlike the fish they had caught as prey which were swiftly torn apart.

The footage, from a forthcoming BBC1 show called Dolphins: Spy in the Pod, was taken by wildlife filmmaker John Downer – who has previously used hidden cameras to bring the secrets of penguin colonies to television screens.

Mr Downer designed underwater cameras disguised as squid, tuna and even other dolphins.

Toxic trance: The footage, captured in the TV series Dolphins: Spy in the Pod, shows the dolphins deliberately putting the puffer fish in their mouths and afterward, appearing intoxicated hanging near the surface.

Zoologist and series producer Rob Pilley said that it was the first time dolphins had been filmed behaving this way.

He added: 'We saw the dolphins handle the puffers with kid gloves, very gently and delicately like they were almost milking them to not upset the fish too much or kill it.

'As a result the fish released various toxins as a defence.

'The dolphins then seemed to be mesmerised.'

He insisted that the scene couldn't have been a one-off encounter, saying: 'The dolphins were specifically going for the puffers and deliberately handling them with care.'

Fun-loving fish: The dolphins were filmed watching their reflections just below the surface in the series which used cameras disguised as sea creatures including a dolphin to get a glimpse of the mysterious life of the mammal

Never seen before: Viewers can watch a mother teaching her calf to catch fish and leap from water, as well as finding themselves at the centre of huge megapods with thousands of dolphins swimming around them at once in the up close footage.

The BBC1 series follows the success of Penguins: Spy In the Huddle, which used similar tactics of disguised cameras, documentary producer Mr Downer was eager to create a range of cameras disguised as sea creatures to offer viewers unprecedented proximity to their favourite species.

As well as the Dolphincam, the Tunacam, Turtlecam and Squidcam have also been created for different spying roles, with each fitted with HD cameras to capture life under the sea.

With the help of the cameras, viewers can watch a mother teaching her calf to catch fish and leap from water, as well as finding themselves at the centre of huge megapods with thousands of dolphins swimming around them at once.

Hundreds of hours of filming were put into the programme which will be narrated by David Tennant. Some 900 hours of raw footage collected over a year from around the world including America, Coasta Rica, South Africa, Argentina and Australia. The puffer fish footage was filmed in waters near Mozambique.

The film crew also dived some 1,500 times, spending nearly 3,000 hours at sea filming with the Spy Creatures in all types of weather.
Sea spies: The disguised cameras included Turtlecam (pictured), Tunacam and Squidcam to spy on other deep sea species.

Speaking of the project, Mr Downer said: 'Unlike Penguin-cams, this time our spy creatures had to keep pace with fast-moving dolphins, often out in the deep ocean.

'The dolphins were very curious about their new neighbours and allowed them into their lives.'

Downer's last project, Spy in the Huddle, took viewers inside the world of penguins by deploying 50 cameras to the arctic for almost a year.

The first of the two-part series will air on Thursday, January 2 at 8pm on BBC1.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

I have to wonder if Mr. "Downer" isn't just teaching these fish bad habits in an effort to get more funding from the atheistic Big Science. These beasts may have large complicated brains, but they are still just soulless fish.

I guess it is possible this is Satan-provoked behavior though, as elephants have been observed getting drunk from fermenting fruit. Satan just isn't happy unless he's toying with ALL of God's creation.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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I find it hillarious with all these scientists and wannabe-intellectuals claiming that dolphins are mammals, while its obvious to all Christians that dolphins are nothing more than air breathing fish. So they are mammals!? Come on! They have fins! They live in the sea! Can it even get more obvious that they are fish?

[Fireburp (Quarantined)]

Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

Idiots eveloution is a process that takes millions of years and over generations through genetic mutations that are favorable in that environment.