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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12978

    #76
    Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

    Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
    Idiots eveloution is a process that takes millions of years and over generations through genetic mutations that are favorable in that environment.
    ....And the Bible tells us that evolution did not happen, because God created the entire universe in six days (Genesis 1:1-31).

    I hope that was helpful, sweetie.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    • Alvin Moss
      Serving Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2013
      • 4468

      #77
      Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

      Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
      Idiots eveloution is a process that takes millions of years and over generations through genetic mutations that are favorable in that environment.

      Your condition is not hopeless. Try a tablespoon of baking soda mixed with water. That will neutralize the acid, which will escape with a large belch.
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      • Fireburp
        Unsaved trash, depraved godmocker
        • Jan 2015
        • 100

        #78
        Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

        You guys were trying to disprove it. But you can't disprove it nor can you prove it. Exactly why it's theory. Hence the THEORY of eveloution.

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #79
          Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

          Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
          You guys were trying to disprove it. But you can't disprove it nor can you prove it. Exactly why it's theory. Hence the THEORY of eveloution.
          Evolution made the assertion. It's up to evolution to substantiate it's wacky claims.

          That's how real science works:not some ad hoc controversial claims about monkeys.

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Dolores de Barriga
            Apparently not part of the domestic staff; suspected academic
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2014
            • 462

            #80
            Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

            Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
            You guys were trying to disprove it. But you can't disprove it nor can you prove it. Exactly why it's theory. Hence the THEORY of eveloution.
            Well, science isn't really into proving things, as science does not seek some sort of absolute truth. A theory in science is something that has been strongly supported by evidence. Evolution is the theory which explains the best the current body of biological and geological evidence of present and past fauna and flora.

            The thing is, that scientific evidence does not bother the members of this lovely congregation. You can throw buckets of data at them, and they won't budge. That's because they operate within a religious paradigm, not a scientific/empirical paradigm.

            Professor Elmer White has explained very eloquently the Landover Baptist way of thinking about scientific evidence.

            In a way, this congregation has a very progressive, post-modernist view of science, rejecting the optimism of scientific positivism!

            John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #81
              Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

              Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
              Idiots eveloution is a process that takes millions of years and over generations through genetic mutations that are favorable in that environment.
              Great, you want God's Earth to be populated by mutants. Isn't it bad enough we have the darkies?

              Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
              You guys were trying to disprove it. But you can't disprove it nor can you prove it. Exactly why it's theory. Hence the THEORY of eveloution.
              Friend, a 'theory' is a guess unsubstantiated by proof. A wild assumption, often used to explain something and done by lesser minds. Do you really think an intelligent person would walk around spouting off with great conviction fabrications and made up stories? That would be utterly insane!
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • LoverOfSheep
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • May 2017
                • 1

                #82
                Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

                Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
                Idiots eveloution is a process that takes millions of years and over generations through genetic mutations that are favorable in that environment.
                So if everything is made from genetic mutations than why aren't there animals with purple fur and three heads running about?
                Checkmate, athiests.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #83
                  Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

                  Originally posted by LoverOfSheep View Post
                  So if everything is made from genetic mutations than why aren't there animals with purple fur and three heads running about?
                  Checkmate, athiests.
                  Right? If evolution were true, mothers would have three arms, I always say!

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #84
                    Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

                    My mother did not have three arms.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Helper
                      Unsaved trash
                      • May 2017
                      • 69

                      #85
                      Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

                      The theory of evolution claims it takes billions of years and millions of generations.

                      So expecting it to take 1 day and 0.1 generations is false.


                      Regardless if the theory of evolution is wrong, you didn't prove anything here other then the fact you're cruel, twisted, and pathetic.

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                      • WilliamJenningsBryan
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 9384

                        #86
                        Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

                        Originally posted by Helper View Post
                        The theory of evolution claims it takes billions of years and millions of generations.

                        So expecting it to take 1 day and 0.1 generations is false.


                        Regardless if the theory of evolution is wrong, you didn't prove anything here other then the fact you're cruel, twisted, and pathetic.
                        Where have you been Yelper - curled up in your "safe spaces" instead of getting an education, or is it that now you have a computer and keyboard you now expect someone to pay you $15 an hour?

                        God gave you two ears and one mouth - and He expects you to use them in that proportion.

                        High-speed evolution: Study shows salmon can change their genes in a single generation
                        By Daily Mail Reporter
                        Updated: 15:16 EDT, 19 December 2011

                        Salmon born in hatcheries can evolve in just a single generation, according to new research.

                        The change in their genetic make-up is so dramatic that it sometimes makes them unable to breed with wild fish.

                        And the amazing discovery shows that 'evolutionary change doesn't always take thousands of years,' according to the main author of the study.

                        These findings, published this week in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, suggest the impact of hatcheries on salmon is so profound that in just one generation traits are selected that allow fish to survive and prosper in the hatchery environment.

                        They also confirm that being bred in a hatchery changes fishes' genetics, not just environmental factors.

                        'We've known for some time that hatchery-born fish are less successful at survival and reproduction in the wild,' said Michael Blouin, a professor of zoology at Oregon State University.

                        . . . .
                        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...eneration.html
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                        • Helper
                          Unsaved trash
                          • May 2017
                          • 69

                          #87
                          Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

                          Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                          What he said
                          Well in this case evolution has been proven has it not?

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                          • Alvin Moss
                            Serving Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2013
                            • 4468

                            #88
                            Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

                            Originally posted by Helper View Post
                            Well in this case evolution has been proven has it not?

                            No, wrong again. Evolution is a ridiculous theory which is as easily proven wrong as it is proven right. The same scientists who promote it as some magic that that takes eons also promote it as alchemy that takes a few weeks. I believe Brother Bryan showed you the absurdity of believing in foolish theoretical nonsense that can be twisted to mean anything that is desired by the twister.
                            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                            • Helper
                              Unsaved trash
                              • May 2017
                              • 69

                              #89
                              Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

                              Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                              No, wrong again. Evolution is a ridiculous theory which is as easily proven wrong as it is proven right. The same scientists who promote it as some magic that that takes eons also promote it as alchemy that takes a few weeks. I believe Brother Bryan showed you the absurdity of believing in foolish theoretical nonsense that can be twisted to mean anything that is desired by the twister.
                              So what is it when the salmons change into a different species?
                              What's that called?

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                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                Gushing for Jesus
                                 
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 23775

                                #90
                                Re: Dolphins and Evolution!

                                Originally posted by Helper View Post
                                So what is it when the salmons change into a different species?
                                What's that called?
                                God's Sovereignty.


                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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