[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

Happy Easter!

Matthew 28:6 He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay.


Glory!

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

Lord Jesus, if you are reading this. I LOVE YOU AND I THANK YOU SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH FOR DYING (for a little while anyway) FOR MY SINS!
Happy Easter, all!

[Ex-soccer player]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

Today we not only remember the resurrection of Jesus Christ but also Adolf Hitlers birthday ("Führergeburtstag", still widespread celebrated in Germany when no stranger is present). Let's not forget that Hitler led a heroic fight against godless communism and jewish conspiracy!

It was a very festive day today, after church young and old had lunch together and everyone had an extra bratwurst with sauerkraut. Have a blessed and happy Easter everyone!

[Mother Of Seven]

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But Hitler was a Mary-worshipping papist Cathlick!

[ilovegod5]

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You're all wrong, easter is actually about weed. 4/20 blaze it swag yolo

[ilovegod5]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

So I hear a lot of talk about this guy called "Jesus".Who is this character exactly? Ive been a Christian my whole life and this is the first ive heard about him. I though Mohammed was the son of god, but some of you are saying that its actually jesus.

[Miguel De Morillo]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

Thank you for the reminder Glendora, True Christian families should not participate in pagan activities related to the "easter bunny" !

[NuclearNinjjaXD]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

Welcome to Easter is about Jesus - Dammit! A seasonal forum where Jesus' favorite followers (us of course!) can help preserve the true meaning of Easter. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLENDORA

PS No bunnies allowed and this forum will close soon after the anniversary of HIS resurrection.

LOL, why cant we just have Jesus AND fucking bunnies? Bunnies are awesome, and so is jesus. I see no problem with having bunnnies and chocolate and shit on easter, nor do I see a problem with opening presents under a tree from Santa on Christmas.

[Roland]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

LOL, why cant we just have Jesus AND piffleing bunnies? Bunnies are awesome, and so is jesus. I see no problem with having bunnnies and chocolate and shit on easter, nor do I see a problem with opening presents under a tree from Santa on Christmas.

Bunnies are nice. I present you some who were prepared, fit for anyone slightly hungry

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

Bunnies are nice. I present you some who were prepared, fit for anyone slightly hungry

Though common sense is rather uncommon is godless Sweden, I have to give proper credit and state that this is the only acceptable use for bunnies.


And Mr. Ninja, I must warn you that strong language is never welcome. You are a very bad man.

[Basilissa]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

I see no problem with having bunnnies and chocolate and shit on easter,

Eww!

Please explain, is eating excrements with your Easter chocolate and bunnies just your private deviation, or is it a common custom among the atheists and other heathens?

[Bubba Buck]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

Every Easter I would travel to Manhattan New York to throw King James Bibles and the holy cross at any Jew I could find. I feel so close to the Lord every Easter when I do this. Would any fellow Promise Enforcers like to come with my sometime and split the cost of a hotel room to partake in this most holy duty?

[Thomas Taylor]

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This is all you need to know about Easter. Rabbits are not directly mentioned in the Bible so they are of no import. Jesus died for our sins not anybody else's.


John 3:16


“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”



Brother Larry has kindly agreed to go rabbit hunting this weekend.


YIC
TT

[Des]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

Though common sense is rather uncommon is godless Sweden, I have to give proper credit and state that this is the only acceptable use for bunnies.

What is that picture? Some revolting Swedish mockery of the all American dish Hausenpfeffer like my dear grandma Olga Muller used to make? Are those peach pits in there? Prunes? Prunes give you diarrhea, and the only people who want diarrhea are homers for anal sodomy sex lubrication.


Filthy gay Swedes, ruining a perfectly good Easter meal with pornographic images!

[handmaiden]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

The Bible makes it clear that rabbits are unclean, which is all the more reason for us to hate them for stealing focus from Jesus!



Leviticus 11
5 And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.


Also see Deuteronomy 14:7.