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  • #31
    Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

    At Easter, I hand out Godly candy to the boys and girls in Sunday School.
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    • #32
      Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

      Easter candy makes children happy and reinforces in them the loving message that was Jesus Christ's gift to humanity. I do not think that the way to salvation is through negativity, but rather, as Jesus said in Matthew 18:3:

      Verily I say unto you, Except ye... become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

      I cry when I think of what kind of life the children of Landover Baptist Church must have led to make them believe the hateful things they say as adults. Can't you ever just let go and become as little children?
      ...as God's chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience. Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another. Forgive as the Lord forgave you. And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity. Colossians 3:12-14 (emphasis mine)

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      • #33
        Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

        Easter candy makes children happy and reinforces in them the loving message that was Jesus Christ's gift to humanity.
        Candy not only rots their teeth, but has nothing to do with the Holiday. How do you fit eggs delivered by a bunny rabbit into Passover?
        I want my daughters to remember the real meaning of Easter, not just think its the day they get a basket filled with candy.



        I cry when I think of what kind of life the children of Landover Baptist Church must have led to make them believe the hateful things they say as adults. Can't you ever just let go and become as little children?
        They will have eternal Happiness when they are accepted into heaven upon death. Young age is not an excuse to not worship and praise Jesus!
        John 8:31

        Jesus said to the people who believed in him, “You are truly my disciples if you remain faithful to my teachings. And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.

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        • #34
          Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

          Even if you weren't opening yourself up to demons by eating them (and you probably would be) think of the effect that seeing a real CHRISTIAN eating something like that could have for someone who is new in their WALK with the LORD!!!

          We are not to place a stumbeling block in the path of our BROTHERS and SISTERS, and by eating that pagan candy that celebrates all sorts of unholy satanic and athiestic new age practices, you could very well cause someone who is young in the CHRISTIAN life to backslide!!

          Why not spend the money that you would buy that candy from the pits of hell with on something more worthwhile? Buy some BIBLES to give away! Buy some Chick Tracts to give away! You could be such a beacon in this world of darkness if you try. Don't help send people to the lake of fire, help them find the LIGHT of HEAVEN!

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          • #35
            Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

            The only correct way to eat Cadbury eggs would be to put several of them into a blender, then add about a dozen 'chick tracts', set blender on puree, blend for 5-6 minutes and proudly serve them to your young-uns. Baby Jesus will smile from his cloud with every bite! These special treats are so Godly that I make my kids remove their shoes before digging in!

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            • #36
              Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

              Originally posted by Yea-tho-we-walk View Post
              The only correct way to eat Cadbury eggs would be to put several of them into a blender, then add about a dozen 'chick tracts', set blender on puree, blend for 5-6 minutes and proudly serve them to your young-uns. Baby Jesus will smile from his cloud with every bite! These special treats are so Godly that I make my kids remove their shoes before digging in!
              Are you certain that those $0.99-per-thousand tracts use safe-for-consumption inks? We had an issue here not too long ago where Sister Jill ingested a cheap pocket Bible and was blind for 3 days.
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              • #37
                Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

                Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
                I advise you to just go ahead and eat those eggs. Did you know that eating eggs at Easter (originally Eostre, the name of the Spring Goddess) is a way of celebrating the start of spring, and the bloom of life on earth? The tradition originated with us pagans, and the egg is considered a symbol of the yearly rebirth of Gaia, the Earth Goddess.

                Have you ever thought of becoming a wiccan?
                Our religion is much less repressive than Christianity, because we don't listen to some Holy Book, but to the Voices of the Wind, which are always open to free interpretation. A favorite quote of mine is one a Native American woman once told the famous herbalist Carol McGrath:


                Prais the goddess there is another smart person here blessed be
                Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                • #38
                  Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

                  Originally posted by tyler the earthworm View Post
                  Prais the goddess there is another smart person here blessed be
                  Please take your pagan Equinox celebration elsewhere. As for candy on Easter, if there was a candy that could help children remember the torture and pain that Christ endured as He was whipped and beaten nearly to death, then nailed to a cross to finally die slowly of exposure and dehydration, I could recommend that candy. But said candy would also need to teach children that Jesus arose from the dead three days later and ascended bodily and flew up to Heaven.

                  That just seems like much too complicated of a message to try to deliver with any food, let alone chocolate. Candy is not the correct medium with which to communicate complex theological concepts to children.
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                  • #39
                    Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

                    It's just candy. =P Nothing wrong with that. :3

                    Hihi I wonder what you guys think of me and a friend of mine making rainbowcake eggs for eastern .x3

                    Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
                    I advise you to just go ahead and eat those eggs. Did you know that eating eggs at Easter (originally Eostre, the name of the Spring Goddess) is a way of celebrating the start of spring, and the bloom of life on earth? The tradition originated with us pagans, and the egg is considered a symbol of the yearly rebirth of Gaia, the Earth Goddess.

                    Have you ever thought of becoming a wiccan?
                    Our religion is much less repressive than Christianity, because we don't listen to some Holy Book, but to the Voices of the Wind, which are always open to free interpretation. A favorite quote of mine is one a Native American woman once told the famous herbalist Carol McGrath:
                    Omygosh, that's beautiful. <3 This Wicca religion sounds like a really nice religion haha. ^-^

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                    • #40
                      Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

                      Originally posted by Namelessdemon View Post
                      It's just candy. =P Nothing wrong with that. :3

                      Hihi I wonder what you guys think of me and a friend of mine making rainbowcake eggs for eastern .x3



                      Omygosh, that's beautiful. <3 This Wicca religion sounds like a really nice religion haha. ^-^
                      At times like these I like to recite a prayer against witchcraft.


                      Evil gateman guarding the meeting places of my enemies, die in Jesus name
                      Evil chain on my neck be loosed in Jesus name
                      I throw off the yoke of slavery over my life in Jesus name
                      Terror of God, fall upon all my pursuers in Jesus name
                      O Land, Land, Land hear the word of the Lord and vomit my blessings in Jesus name
                      Every Power burning incense to the Queen of Heaven for my sake, perish by the sword in Jesus name.
                      Evil candles being burned against my destiny, be blown off by the wind of the Lord in Jesus name
                      Evil finger pointing at me in my dreams, become leprous and wither, in Jesus name.
                      My spirit refuse to participate in evil communication in Jesus name
                      Every gods of my nativity working against my life, be paralyzed by the blood of Jesus

                      Begone, foul sorcerer.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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                      • #41
                        Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

                        Just on the face of it, I think the cadbury situation is questionable. When you really stop and look at it, the word cadbury itself is just too over-seas-English-sounding.

                        "Cadbury" is just a few letters away from "Canterbury". Not only is that the name of a filthy filthy book (written in mysterious "Olde English" where you can't tell what they're really saying) (ie, there is opportunity for unseen back-masking recordings etceteras) but I think there was that stabbing of the archbishop of Canterbury, or a priest or someone close to the Catholic Church, at the Canterbury Cathedral overseas and now that date is a famous Catholic feast day or something.

                        All in all, too risky. Do not associate with the Cadbury Egg.
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                        • #42
                          Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

                          They seem to prefer the Dingelbury brand on the continent. The oompa loompas make them in Austria.

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                          • #43
                            Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

                            Oh, shoot! I used to LOVE those Cardbury Eggs!




                            Just look at that, it looks so . . . yummy!

                            It makes my tummy feel funny just looking at it!








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                            • #44
                              Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              At times like these I like to recite a prayer against witchcraft.

                              Evil gateman guarding the meeting places of my enemies, die in Jesus name
                              Evil chain on my neck be loosed in Jesus name
                              I throw off the yoke of slavery over my life in Jesus name
                              Terror of God, fall upon all my pursuers in Jesus name
                              O Land, Land, Land hear the word of the Lord and vomit my blessings in Jesus name
                              Every Power burning incense to the Queen of Heaven for my sake, perish by the sword in Jesus name.
                              Evil candles being burned against my destiny, be blown off by the wind of the Lord in Jesus name
                              Evil finger pointing at me in my dreams, become leprous and wither, in Jesus name.
                              My spirit refuse to participate in evil communication in Jesus name
                              Every gods of my nativity working against my life, be paralyzed by the blood of Jesus
                              Begone, foul sorcerer.

                              You do know that does not work right??????????????????


                              and come on people it is just candy it is vary yummy
                              Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                              • #45
                                Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

                                Originally posted by tyler the earthworm View Post
                                You do know that does not work right??????????????????
                                Are you saying your satanic magic is more powerful than the blood of Jesus? Think carefully about your response, witch.
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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