[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

Not sure if I'm in the completely right thread, but me and a few friends have just booked a camping spot in the country side down South for Good Friday, and leave on the bank holiday Monday. Is this wrong in any sense?
We're going to be having a regular weekend, obviously were all young adults so a lot of alcohol and the likes
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No eggs will be eaten! As I hate chocolate A sin to some I'm sure!

Be sure. It's totally the wrong place. this thread is eggsactly the wrong place for that type of off-topic question.

You're welcome.

[forgotoole]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

Welcome for what? your snotty attitude? it looks like your head is so far up 'the lords' arse hole you can't see a light!

[ShoesThief]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

Filthy pagan tart! Dear wee Pink, do not listen to such depravity. All Cadbury workers are satanists, and I know for a FACT that they 'birth' the eggs via shovelling chocolate up their nether regions and then pushing out the chocolate into, well, eggy shapes. Or so my good friend Mrs. Morgan tells me. And she is not one for telling fibs. And THAT is all I have to contribute to this most sordid of matters.

So your saying people over at cadbury shove the eggs and poop em back out? And how do you know each one of them is a satanist? I feel your source Morgan is kinda pulling wool over your eyes.....just saying

[The Bright Beast]

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So your saying people over at cadbury shove the eggs and poop em back out? And how do you know each one of them is a satanist? I feel your source Morgan is kinda pulling wool over your eyes.....just saying

When someone participates in such vile acts, it is clear they are a satanist.

[ShoesThief]

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So if I were to make a chocolate egg from scratch with ingredients bought from a jewel, I would be a satanist?

[PourSomeSugarOnMe:D]

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Cadbury creme eggs are not sinful. They're candy. No more, no less.

[Tea_Party_Minister]

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Such creme filled chocolate eggs are surely sinful. If you had EVER read the Holy Bible (KJV) you know it to be true.

(Exodus 20:4) Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness [of any thing] that [is] in heaven above, or that [is] in the earth beneath, or that [is] in the water under the earth

(Ecclesiastes 2:1) I said in mine heart, Go to now, I will prove thee with mirth, therefore enjoy pleasure: and, behold, this also is vanity.

(Proverbs 23:21) for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags.

(Philippians 3:19) Their destiny is destruction, their god is their stomach, and their glory is in their shame. Their mind is on earthly things.

[ShoesThief]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

Such creme filled chocolate eggs are surely sinful. If you had EVER read the Holy Bible (KJV) you know it to be true.

(Exodus 20:4) Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness [of any thing] that [is] in heaven above, or that [is] in the earth beneath, or that [is] in the water under the earth

(Ecclesiastes 2:1) I said in mine heart, Go to now, I will prove thee with mirth, therefore enjoy pleasure: and, behold, this also is vanity.

(Proverbs 23:21) for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags.

(Philippians 3:19) Their destiny is destruction, their god is their stomach, and their glory is in their shame. Their mind is on earthly things.

That has nothing to do with cadbury eggs, At least I didn't see any in those verses

[Tea_Party_Minister]

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Any rabbit who lays an egg is satanic. The Lord's rabbits do not lay eggs.

That has nothing to do with cadbury eggs, At least I didn't see any in those verses.

Of course, those verses have everything to do with indulging in sweets and worshiping the Evil Bunny's droppings!

God blessed me with blue eyes to read the Truth of the Holy Bible (KJV). Obviously, I understand His words better than you. You must not question my white, blue-eyed, wisdom. Trust me. Those chocolate balls of evil will send you straight to Hell. Go ahead and eat them. Satan hopes you eat ten. Enjoy Hell, sinner!

[tEmerson]

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I think chocolate eggs isn't that bad. I don't eat them if you ask me, but Easter is a cheerful holiday when one is supposed to praise Jesus and enjoy. I might be wrong though

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

I think chocolate eggs isn't that bad. I don't eat them if you ask me, but Easter is a cheerful holiday when one is supposed to praise Jesus and enjoy. I might be wrong though

Here we see why atheists absolutely shouldn't be allowed to make any legal decisions. Not once does it refer to God's word for inspiration. Its decision is totally based on thoughts in its head and its urges to sate its depraved appetites. Imagine if it was being asked if sneaking into your home at night and abusing your daughters was OK and shudder at the likely outcome...

[Oceanwander]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

Creme eggs are a product of evil! Their only purpose is to try to deter our devotion to the lord by making us focus on the Easter Bunny rather then Jesus. It is no differant than Christmas being tainted with commercialism and santa clause.

[Humongous]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

well, just remember, ya can't make an opossum giblet omelet without breakin a few cadburry creme eggs.

[handmaiden]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

Cadbury creme eggs are not sinful. They're candy. No more, no less.

They are not simply candy. They are idols. Idols do not have to be in shape of a human-figured false god or a golden calf. The eggs are a symbol celebrating pagan ideas.

An egg in itself, served up for breakfast by a good, Christian woman, is not sinful. Chocolate, by itself, in a non-figurative form, is not sinful.

A chocolate Easter Egg, wrapped in garishly-coloured foil like some painted harlot and supposedly given as a gift by some bewitched bunny is clearly a form of idolatry. Even the way it is presented, cradled carefully in pink or purple "grass" (Easter is also very Gay) packed into an elaboratedly woven basket--why it's like Satan's Cliff Notes version of Moses!

Eating Easter candy is like nailing Jesus to the cross with your very own hands. Enjoy it while you can-- Jesus is coming back and then we will see who is brutally punished for refusing His Love!


Offendedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Bob4God]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

Like most candies, chocolate eggs were designed to look like either male testicles or the male buttocks.

Only the perverts who make chocolate eggs have taken the sick innuendo a step further, and filled them with "creme."

If you need any closer analogy to testicles, just take two creme-filled chocolate eggs and stick them in a sack, and then tell me that Cadbury isn't just begging for young children to join the homosexual lifestyle and orally service black men.