Easter Bake Off!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Greeting LOLs (Ladies of Landover)

Today I present to you the 12th annual Easter Bake Off! Whoever bakes the most beautiful and tasty Easter cake wins a $50 gift card to the Olive Garden in the Leviticus Landing Shoppette.

Pastor Zeke and Brother James Hutchins are the lucky judges this year. No cheating ladies.

Here for the judges review is my submission.

[Alvin Moss]

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Sister, that is a swell cake.

I believe the "Best Cake" crown will fall into your hands to complement your pie awards.

[TaraAnne]

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Hopefully I am allowed an entry so here is mine




Love your cake Daisy Mae!!!!

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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A couple of my employees finishing the first layer of my entry for the bake off. The next addition to the cake is a 20 ft. tall cross in red velvet, showing the exsanguination of our Savior on that Glorious Day.

[Mother Of Seven]

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My 5 year old daughter wishes to enter this cake:




She tells me it's a lamb, if you believe it. But I give her A for trying.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Oh, Heather, dear,

I didn't know your poor child had such little talent. You are so brave for allowing "it" to try. Unfortunately, in Freehold there are winners and losers and the losers must learn to deal with it. I hope you won't make your darling little illiterate sit through the judging only to be mocked - and the cake looks terrible, too.

I'll pray for the unfortunate little dear.

Your Sister in Jesus,
NRL

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Greeting LOLs (Ladies of Landover)

Today I present to you the 12th annual Easter Bake Off! Whoever bakes the most beautiful and tasty Easter cake wins a $50 gift card to the Olive Garden in the Leviticus Landing Shoppette.

Pastor Zeke and Brother James Hutchins are the lucky judges this year. No cheating ladies.

Here for the judges review is my submission.

Oh, Daisy, LOL. Now really, dear, where is your actual entry?
You're such a funny little thing! No one would believe you are actually entering that pathetic looking pile of goo - I'm glad I saw through the joke.

Love and Hugs,
NRL

[Mother Of Seven]

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Meanwhile the boys snuck into the kitchen when I wasn't around. They came up with this:





They've already been punished soundly for wanting to do women's work.
Then the silly boys went outside to hone their knife skills, and left the kitchen window open. You can see the result

[Mother Of Seven]

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Oh, Heather, dear,

I didn't know your poor child had such little talent. You are so brave for allowing "it" to try. Unfortunately, in Freehold there are winners and losers and the losers must learn to deal with it. I hope you won't make your darling little illiterate sit through the judging only to be mocked - and the cake looks terrible, too.

I'll pray for the unfortunate little dear.

Your Sister in Jesus,
NRL

It's far better than your heathen rabbit. Where in the Bible, may I ask, does it mention a rabbit in connection with Easter? Maybe I should send my daughter around to you to give you a lesson in being a True Christian (tm).

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Meanwhile the boys snuck into the kitchen when I wasn't around. They came up with this:





They've already been punished soundly for wanting to do women's work.

This "Jesus" vaguely reminds me of your husband after he's had a few too many puffs of magic tobacco, dear. LOL
Oh, just kidding. I know he doesn't get high - just ragingly drunk. God bless, sister.

NRL

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Hopefully I am allowed an entry so here is mine




Love your cake Daisy Mae!!!!

Tara, darling - this is simply adorable! Such talent you have, unlike some of these other showboats. This speaks of the warmth and promise of spring, and is so elegant. Absolutely charming.

Your friend,
NRL

[Mother Of Seven]

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This "Jesus" vaguely reminds me of your husband after he's had a few too many puffs of magic tobacco, dear. LOL
Oh, just kidding. I know he doesn't get high - just ragingly drunk. God bless, sister.

NRL

Don't worry dear. You'll be broke and leaving town soon. The only locals who have frequented your 'establishment' are the local riff-raff of 16 year old boys. And desperate old widowers. They all say your pie tastes rancid. They're worried what they might catch from it.

[Mother Of Seven]

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This one is submitted by my 10 year old daughter. Marzipan can be very difficult to work with.

[Mother Of Seven]

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NRL, Kate read your comment about her cake, and was inspired to make one for you. She'll be delivering it to you later this afternoon.

[Basilissa]

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Sister Daisy Mae, what a beautiful cake! Really, why bother having a contest, when we all know (and it's proven once again) that your skills are absolutely superior!

Sister Mo7, what talented children you have! Maybe one of these cakes will earn your Godly family the second place in this competition!

Sister Tara, what a lovely cake, but where is Jesus on it? I'm afrait it may get disqualified by the judges.

I see that some of you have put a lot of effort into baking these cakes, while some bitter and hateful old maids are bragging about themselves and criticizing others, but are not able to produce an actual entry for the contest.

Well, anyway, I know that my skills are nowhere near those of Daisy Mae, but here it is - my entry: