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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #1

    Adorable Picture Of Children Practicing The Passion Play By Reenacting Christ's Torture And Crucifixion!

    These children aren't our own dear Landover Baptist Players (no peeks before the Big Easter Service!), but I just thought this was so cute!





    Predictably, liberals freak out.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

  • Mary Thompson
    True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2013
    • 653

    #2
    Re: Adorable Picture Of Children Practicing The Passion Play By Reenacting Christ's Torture And Crucifixio

    Aww! Now that's what children who had been raised and beaten properly to learn the Bible look like! So cute.
    Thinking of Abortion?
    That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
    Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12833

      #3
      Re: Adorable Picture Of Children Practicing The Passion Play By Reenacting Christ's Torture And Crucifixio

      You can tell the parents really worked hard at the realism.

      Notice Jesus is a white kid and the villain executionists are dark skinned.

      I'm always happy to see this racial lessen taught to the very young.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #4
        Re: Adorable Picture Of Children Practicing The Passion Play By Reenacting Christ's Torture And Crucifixio

        That child has not been properly beaten.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #5
          Re: Adorable Picture Of Children Practicing The Passion Play By Reenacting Christ's Torture And Crucifixio

          It is good to teach the youth about the murderous crimes of the Romans and their fellow travelers, the Jews.

          There are more of each now than ever before and they constitute a serious danger to all Christians.

          It is never too early to learn.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22375

            #6
            Re: Adorable Picture Of Children Practicing The Passion Play By Reenacting Christ's Torture And Crucifixio

            Hm, I think these children could have put some more effort into this. The one playing Jesus doesn't even have nails driven through his hands. How is this child, or the public watching this, going to understand Jesus' suffering for us this way?
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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