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  • A Follower
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 872

    #16
    Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

    Originally posted by owlfeathers View Post
    Wow. You are twisted. People choose their own fate by rejected Jesus. God has given us free will, and thus we choose.

    God doesn't choose anyone for heaven or hell specifically. If they are a sinner (which everyone is) and have not been reconciled by the blood of Christ, they cannot enter heaven and their penalty is hell. If they have (CHOSEN) to be reconciled by the blood of Christ, their reward is heaven, because Christ paid the penalty of hell for them.
    Romans 9:21-24 -> God premade people to either go to Heaven or to Hell.
    John 9:1-3 -> God makes people blind at birth to show off his awesome powers.
    John 17:12 -> Scripture could only be fulfilled by Judas going to Hell, so our Lord must've created him for eternal torture.

    These are all basic facts from the Bible that anyone who calls himself Christian should know and understand. And all from the New Testament so even those who choose to ignore half of the Law--like you--know this to be true.
    Originally posted by owlfeathers View Post
    You, my friend, may very well enter the kingdom of heaven, but with the stench of smoke and ashes on you.

    I recently met a wonderful young deaf woman who has a great testimony of what God has done in her life. Her life is committed to winning people over for Jesus now. She has such a sweet, beautiful heart and I know God loves her, his daughter, very dearly. I am repulsed by your twisted thinking.

    What are earthly bodies? They are bodies only. They are like vehicles for our souls to travel around in. They mean nothing. Do you say people who are not pretty, by wordly standards, are cursed as well?

    God has a plan for us, to be used in every field of life, whether it be among the deaf, the blind, the short, or the average. God sees us by our hearts. God looks at you and sees a beautiful heart or and corrupted one. He does not look at your earthly body. It means nothing to Him.
    I told you before that our bodies are the temple to the Holy Spirit, markings or cuttings damn you to Hell. The body is far more than just a bio-machine that's transporting our soul during our living days.
    1Cor6:19
    What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
    Originally posted by owlfeathers View Post
    Looks like I am restricted, or going to be, for insulting "true christians".

    Think over what I've said, I plead with you. God hates no man. He hates sin only, not the sinner. And know that I wouldn't have stayed up all night talking to you if it wasn't because I wanted you to understand the truth God has laid on my heart for you so badly. Open your eyes to the oblivion you're in! I don't want to convert you to another religion, I don't want money, I have no ulterior motive, I just want you to see the truth.

    Read the new testament and pray for God to reveal to you what He has to say to you, and I will be praying for you.
    Wrong. Who gets punished by God, the sin or the sinner? God doesn't ban or stop sinning, God kills and then sends to Hell the person who sins. God hates the sinner. Nowhere in the Bible does it say God hates the sin, not the sinner, that's something you've made up yourself, it's an outright lie and an attack on Christianity as we have received from the Bible. Stop lying to people about Jesus, Heaven and Hell, you're misleading them and setting them on the path to destruction. Preach Christianity as it is written in the Bible, not what you make up to be Christianity, you're no prophet, everything you say that does not conform to the Bible is a lie.

    Why don't you read the New Testament?
    Leviticus 26:15-16
    And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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    • Midge Murphy
      Forum Member, Repenting an inch at a time
      Forum Member
      • May 2011
      • 134

      #17
      Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

      Originally posted by owlfeathers View Post
      What? You guys... God made them, they are human, they are people, just like you.

      He loves them as much as He loves you. Jesus died for them as much as He died for you because you're the same! Size has no bearing on soul.

      Love your neighbor as yourself? No, only love your neighbor as yourself if he's the same size as you? Guys... I'm not trying to argue, but I am calling you out as a sister in Christ.

      Unless this is some kind of elaborate joke, in which I'm still calling you out because this is not funny at all. It's downright sinful.
      Jesus loves us only if you believe He is your savior. That's what John 3:16-17 says. So His love is conditional. But, I love Him unconditionally, and so much that I abandoned the midget lifestyle choice in order to be of correct height to enter the church. Otherwise, my presence is a fat slap in his precious face. Would you bi!@7-slap Jesus? No? Well, neither would I.

      I love him unconditionally because He died on the cross for me. There were other people crucified that day, all of whom stayed dead (Jesus was up and around after 48 hours kicking around at the beach) but he is the ONLY ONE that sacrificed his weekend for my sins. I can never repay that debt and I try be tallest best to live up to his promise every day.
      Paying for the sins of my hateful parents since pre-birth. Jeremiah 32:18. Now cooking for Jesus as inspired by Deuteronomy 8:3.

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      • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
        True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
         
        • Jul 2014
        • 8411

        #18
        Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

        I am glad to see you here, Sister Midge, and taking this discussion in the spirit in which I suppose it was intended. I was a little worried that you might be offended at the suggestion that you should have been culled.

        I think your own personal testimony proves that we should not try to second-guess Jesus in these matters. He knew that you were able to be Saved, He brought you to Faith and Salvation and He decreed that you should be permitted to Grow in Him.

        Had you been culled at an early age - well, I don't like to think of it. All I can say is that without you, my recipe book would be a lot thinner.

        All the best dear!
        YiC
        Joanna
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #19
          Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

          Originally posted by owlfeathers View Post
          I am a woman.

          And it's cruel of you to say that being born short is a curse. Do you also believe being born blind and deaf is a curse?
          Being a woman is a terrible curse. How do you deal with the smell?
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Jack Glass
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • May 2015
            • 52

            #20
            Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

            Originally posted by owlfeathers View Post
            I said what I said because the title of the post reads "midgets", referring to humans. If you mean dwarfs as in the mythical creatures, they are just that, mythical, and I apologize, but what is the point of this post then and why did you go on to talk about midgets after the scripture?

            Yes, I did read the scripture. I thought you were putting midgets in the category as dwarfs, and in the bottom of you post you did refer to midgets...so don't say you didn't say what you said. As well as another commenter's use of "midget freaks".

            NO, I am NOT a witch! My username is owlfeathers because my nickname is owl and owls have feathers! My nickname is owl because I'm an intelligent person!
            Look Sonny, I think it's time you stopped wasting our time with your wild ramblings, all of which have already been more than adequately answered by the learned and Godly brethren.

            But why have you refused to read what this DEMON DWARF has done?

            Do you really think the Good Lord would love a midget who first defecated in public, then filled its mouth with dominoes, stuck a plunger on its head to pretend it was a Dalek, and then try to hack someone to death with a blunt butter knife whilst shouting Exterminate Exterminate?

            Only Wiccans and dullards like you could condone such actions.
            Numbers 10:9 And if ye go to war in your land against the enemy that oppresseth you, then ye shall blow an alarm with the trumpets; and ye shall be remembered before the LORD your God, and ye shall be saved from your enemies.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #21
              Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

              Originally posted by Midge Murphy View Post
              Jesus loves us only if you believe He is your savior. That's what John 3:16-17 says. So His love is conditional. But, I love Him unconditionally, and so much that I abandoned the midget lifestyle choice in order to be of correct height to enter the church. Otherwise, my presence is a fat slap in his precious face. Would you bi!@7-slap Jesus? No? Well, neither would I.

              I love him unconditionally because He died on the cross for me. There were other people crucified that day, all of whom stayed dead (Jesus was up and around after 48 hours kicking around at the beach) but he is the ONLY ONE that sacrificed his weekend for my sins. I can never repay that debt and I try be tallest best to live up to his promise every day.
              Midge, you're an inspiration to dwarfs and other kinds of crippled people everywhere. Why, if I didn't ever have to look at you and just knew you for your personality, I would think you're a perfectly normal person.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22887

                #22
                Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

                Originally posted by owlfeathers View Post
                My nickname is owl because I'm an intelligent person!
                Animalquestions.org
                http://animalquestions.org/birds/owl...s-intelligent/
                Sadly, most owls are not particularly intelligent. Birds are not very smart in general, and most owls actually fall into the lower range of bird intelligence.
                Enough said...
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • worshiper29
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 125

                  #23
                  Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

                  Originally posted by Midge Murphy View Post
                  Jesus loves us only if you believe He is your savior. That's what John 3:16-17 says. So His love is conditional. But, I love Him unconditionally, and so much that I abandoned the midget lifestyle choice in order to be of correct height to enter the church. Otherwise, my presence is a fat slap in his precious face. Would you bi!@7-slap Jesus? No? Well, neither would I.

                  I love him unconditionally because He died on the cross for me. There were other people crucified that day, all of whom stayed dead (Jesus was up and around after 48 hours kicking around at the beach) but he is the ONLY ONE that sacrificed his weekend for my sins. I can never repay that debt and I try be tallest best to live up to his promise every day.

                  I agree with Mary, you are a true inspiration to other midgets. They need to repent of their dwarfism and abandon their damnable lifestyles of filth.

                  I see 2 violations in 1 Cor 6:9 alone!

                  Many dwarfs are idolaters of that Snow White movie and worship Disney over the Creator. (1 Cor 6:9). Worshiping animated created characters: Doc, Dopey, bashful, grumpy, BLAH BLAH BLAH over Christ!

                  2) Male dwarfs by default are effeminate, so that would be violation #2 of the same Scripture reference. They will not enter the Holy Kingdom of Heaven.
                  Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

                  Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #24
                    Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

                    I've long since been disabused of any doubts I may have had about the pure evil of midgets. www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4733 We still get hate mail at the Whitford household from the wee beasts who can't let good, decent, normal Christians live in peace!
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                    • WickedWitch
                      Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
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                      • Jan 2007
                      • 1366

                      #25
                      Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

                      Originally posted by Jack Glass View Post
                      Prepare yourself before you read any further, it's horrifying.

                      I won't go into further detail here, in case women or children accidentally happen to view my post, but the full gory details can be found in this link.
                      You are right, it is pretty horrifying behaviour. That poor man, I hope the tasering didn't cause him too much harm. He clearly has psychological issues; I think counseling/therapy would be better for him than imprisonment. May he receive the help he needs!

                      A
                      Originally posted by owlfeathers View Post
                      I said what I said because the title of the post reads "midgets", referring to humans. If you mean dwarfs as in the mythical creatures, they are just that, mythical, and I apologize, but what is the point of this post then and why did you go on to talk about midgets after the scripture?

                      Yes, I did read the scripture. I thought you were putting midgets in the category as dwarfs, and in the bottom of you post you did refer to midgets...so don't say you didn't say what you said. As well as another commenter's use of "midget freaks".
                      "Dwarf" is a slightly more socially acceptable term for "midget", which is considered a slur. The only reason that "dwarf" is semi-acceptable is because there are certain conditions, called dwarfisms, which can cause a person to be small in stature. However, there are different kinds of dwarfism, all with their own set of symptoms. Not all smallness is caused by dwarfism, though, and so the most politically correct term to use when referring to someone who is vertically challenged is "little person". Saying that they are mythological creatures is inappropriate in the extreme.
                      Last edited by WickedWitch; 07-14-2015, 08:58 PM. Reason: A lesson in political correctness was required.
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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

                        Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                        You are right, it is pretty horrifying behaviour. That poor man, I hope the tasering didn't cause him too much harm. He clearly has psychological issues; I think counseling/therapy would be better for him than imprisonment. May he receive the help he needs!

                        A

                        "Dwarf" is a slightly more socially acceptable term for "midget", which is considered a slur. The only reason that "dwarf" is semi-acceptable is because there are certain conditions, called dwarfisms, which can cause a person to be small in stature. However, there are different kinds of dwarfism, all with their own set of symptoms. Not all smallness is caused by dwarfism, though, and so the most politically correct term to use when referring to someone who is vertically challenged is "little person". Saying that they are mythological creatures is inappropriate in the extreme.
                        Shut your yap, witch. No one is even slightly interested in listening to your feminazi lies. Midgets are a curse from God, just like the retardeds.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • WickedWitch
                          Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
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                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1366

                          #27
                          Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Shut your yap, witch. No one is even slightly interested in listening to your feminazi lies. Midgets are a curse from God, just like the retardeds.
                          Oh man, don't even get me started on all the political incorrectness in that post!
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                          • Witch Hammer
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 1717

                            #28
                            Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

                            Midgets also spread infectious pathogens, like rats. I am all for culling them, but of course it will be necessary to incinerate the remains with flame throwers.

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #29
                              Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

                              Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                              Oh man, don't even get me started on all the political incorrectness in that post!
                              "Politically correct" is a term of this world, and the god of this world is Satan (2 Corinthians 4:4). We prefer "Righteousness" to guide us, as revealed by the Holy Word of God. Pastor's sentence was perfectly Righteous, and Biblically accurate.

                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • WickedWitch
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                                • Jan 2007
                                • 1366

                                #30
                                Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                Pastor's sentence was perfectly Righteous, and Biblically accurate.
                                Maybe so, but that doesn't mean that it was right.
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