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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12936

    #16
    Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering

    Originally posted by AsksDumbQuestions View Post
    but how? I am trying so hard that my soul persist to do it.
    and also it made me think. spaghetti colanders made the spaghetti monster to life? I thought we where talking about false religion.
    The English word for the Giant Spaghetti Monster is p-a-r-o-d-y. The word and practice is so disliked here at Landover Baptist church it is sometimes banned.

    We at Landover dislike p-a-r-o-d-y because it ridicules Jesus. We are serious about our love for Jesus and will have nothing to do with those, like the Giant Spaghetti Monster, who mock Him.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • AsksDumbQuestions
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      • Jun 2017
      • 105

      #17
      Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      The English word for the Giant Spaghetti Monster is p-a-r-o-d-y. The word and practice is so disliked here at Landover Baptist church it is sometimes banned.

      We at Landover dislike p-a-r-o-d-y because it ridicules Jesus. We are serious about our love for Jesus and will have nothing to do with those, like the Giant Spaghetti Monster, who mock Him.
      I have no idea what your talking about but people make believing or creating non-sence on something funny because of a license photo is a sin itself. because its not human for people to see something different like the photo and make that person look dumb.
      Ephesians 4:18 “They are darkened in their understanding, alienated from the life of God because of the ignorance that is in them, due to their hardness of heart.”

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12936

        #18
        Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering

        Asks--I see what those in charge of this Landover Baptist have put you on MODERATION. You have called what I do a sin. You are completely unqualified and have no training whatsoever in the field of sin studies. God will not be mocked by you or anyone else, especially someone who calls himself religious because he wears a colander.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12995

          #19
          Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering

          Originally posted by AsksDumbQuestions View Post
          I have no idea what your talking about but people make believing or creating non-sence on something funny because of a license photo is a sin itself. because its not human for people to see something different like the photo and make that person look dumb.


          What drugs are you on, sweetie? Because you sound even less coherent than usually.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

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          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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