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  • Fred Smith
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    • Aug 2008
    • 63

    #1

    Are baptists the only true christians?

    I am curious. I can see your point against catholics, lutherans, and mormons but are there any other protestant religions that are acceptable?
  • Jean Poole
    Mother of 20
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 384

    #2
    Re: Are baptists the only true christians?

    Only KJV Bible-believing Baptists can be True Christians ™.
    God hates Seth Cochrane.

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    • Fred Smith
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      • Aug 2008
      • 63

      #3
      Re: Are baptists the only true christians?

      how about calvanists or moravians? They follow the Bible.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Are baptists the only true christians?

        True Christians(tm) are NOT protestants. Take a look at THIS.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Fred Smith
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          • Aug 2008
          • 63

          #5
          Re: Are baptists the only true christians?

          Well baptists are protestants. Protestants are non catholics and baptists for sure are pedophile catholics.

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          • Fred Smith
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            • Aug 2008
            • 63

            #6
            Re: Are baptists the only true christians?

            sorry about the last post. I meant to say Baptists are for sure NOT pedophile catholics. My bad.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Are baptists the only true christians?

              Originally posted by Fred Smith View Post
              Well baptists are protestants. Protestants are non catholics and baptists for sure are pedophile catholics.
              Did you even bother to read the link I provided? BAPTISTS ARE NOT PROTESTANTS! We are BAPTISTS, aka the original Christians.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Fred Smith
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                • Aug 2008
                • 63

                #8
                Re: Are baptists the only true christians?

                LOL!

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22895

                  #9
                  Re: Are baptists the only true christians?

                  Originally posted by Fred Smith View Post
                  LOL!
                  I see no cause for mirth. God is the most serious matter.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless
                    Unable to quite get it right
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 65

                    #10
                    Re: Are baptists the only true christians?

                    WRONG! None of you are true christians (WHY do you put a TRADEMARK ON THAT?!)

                    Jesus Christ said to love thy neighbor and not to judge people. You people are the most hateful group of sheep i've ever seen and i've seen a lot of people!!!

                    DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ!
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                    • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                      Scientific Advisor
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2373

                      #11
                      Re: Are baptists the only true christians?

                      Originally posted by wiccanpriest View Post
                      WRONG! None of you are true christians (WHY do you put a TRADEMARK ON THAT?!)

                      Jesus Christ said to love thy neighbor and not to judge people. You people are the most hateful group of sheep i've ever seen and i've seen a lot of people!!!

                      DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ!
                      Thank you for your insightful post, it adds so much to this conversation. I suggest you try to proselytize someplace else, since we are not a street corner for you to preach your perverted "gospel" on. You can pick your one Bible verse and live by that, but remember, Jesus Himself said that man lives not by bread alone, but by EVERY Word that proceeds from the Mouth of God.

                      On a side-note, I don't think that necessarily all Baptists are Christians, but I do think that all True Christians(tm) are Baptists. For instance, our brother Fred Phelps, for all he tries, is not entirely on a path to Heaven, and we fear that he may never make it onto the straight and narrow. His heart seems to be close to the right place, but he just is too "open" with his message, a little too "accepting" in my and God's eyes. We pray for him daily, but we fear that he may be leading people astray with his wishy-washy gospel message.
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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22895

                        #12
                        Re: Are baptists the only true christians?

                        Originally posted by wiccanpriest View Post
                        WRONG! None of you are true christians (WHY do you put a TRADEMARK ON THAT?!)

                        Jesus Christ said to love thy neighbor
                        Is that the same Jesus Christ who said, Matthew 10:15 Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city. or was it the one who said,
                        Lu:19:27: But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
                        or are you thinking of God The Father who clearly slaughtered millions of unbelievers?
                        and not to judge people.
                        Why do you think you know better than God? Why do you tempt us to abandon and ignore His Perfect Words? 1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?



                        You people are the most hateful group of sheep i've ever seen and i've seen a lot of people!!!
                        M't:10:16: Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves. We are sheep as He commands.
                        • Who is it who is following their own personalized God?
                        • Who is it who rejects His Laws and substitutes his own?
                        • Who does not know the Word of God?
                        • Who is it who ignores the bits of the Bible he doesn't like?
                        • Who is it who deserts the Lord and worships his own mind?
                        • Who is the wolf?
                        It is you!
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #13
                          Re: Are baptists the only true christians?

                          Originally posted by wiccanpriest View Post
                          Jesus Christ said to love thy neighbor and not to judge people. You people are the most hateful group of sheep i've ever seen and i've seen a lot of people!!!
                          Wrong. Heathens love to distort Our Lord's teaching on not judging, but let's see what He actually said:

                          Matt. 7:1-2: Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

                          That's pretty different from just "Don't judge," no? When I rebuke sodomites, I do not run afoul of this (or any other) teaching of Christ, since I am not a sodomite myself.
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                          • Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless
                            Unable to quite get it right
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 65

                            #14
                            Re: Are baptists the only true christians?

                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                            • Who is it who is following their own personalized God?
                            • Who is it who rejects His Laws and substitutes his own?
                            • Who does not know the Word of God?
                            • Who is it who ignores the bits of the Bible he doesn't like?
                            • Who is it who deserts the Lord and worships his own mind?
                            • Who is the wolf?
                            It is you!
                            I do not follow my own personalized gods. I follow the lord and lady.

                            I do not need a entire book of laws to make me a good person. I do what my heart tells me. Core of wiccan beliefs: An it harm none, do what ye will

                            I do not care what your god says so quit trying to make me.

                            I haven't read the entire bible as i was raised in a nonebelieving home. My parents raised me to believe what I wanted.

                            How can I dessert a god i don't believe in???

                            I am not a wolf I am a man.
                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #15
                              Re: Are baptists the only true christians?

                              Originally posted by wiccanpriest View Post
                              I do not follow my own personalized gods. I follow the lord and lady.
                              ...otherwise known as the devil and the devil in a blue dress.

                              I do not need a entire book of laws to make me a good person. I do what my heart tells me. Core of wiccan beliefs: An it harm none, do what ye will
                              So Wickedanism is basically a form of Lie-bertarianism, or is it the other way around?

                              I do not care what your god says so quit trying to make me.
                              You'll care when He drop-kicks you into hell.

                              I haven't read the entire bible as i was raised in a nonebelieving home. My parents raised me to believe what I wanted.
                              If you haven't read it, how do you know it isn't true?

                              I am not a wolf I am a man.
                              That was a metaphor used by Our Lord in one of the Bible verses that Brother Bathfire quoted to you. Do you have an issue with reading comprehension?
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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