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  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #61
    Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

    Originally posted by Maggiewellies View Post
    Hello all,
    My, aren't you "christians" an angry bunch! But the question is, why are you all so angry???
    Nobody is angry here, you silly incense-ridden bint!

    For Jesus was one of us....he was a wiseman of his time. A Shaman, a magical worker.
    The Son of God did NOT spend his time rattling chicken bones and banging drums. And as for "magical worker", that is merely New Age-speak for "white middle-class hippie who bangs crystal bowls with other white middle-class hippies in an effort to save Al Gore from extinction". Nothing terribly magical about THAT.

    Have a cool yule!!!!
    Of course it will be "cool" -- global warming is a load of nonsense, you ridiculous woman.
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    Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

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    • ColickyVampire
      Unsaved trash
      • Jan 2009
      • 50

      #62
      Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

      You misphrased the whole "Wicca is older that christianity" thing. Witchcraft is older than christianity, and so is Paganism.


      Don't think that I'm against you, I'm on your side, I'm a pagan myself.
      burp the baby

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      • Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless
        Unable to quite get it right
        • Sep 2008
        • 65

        #63
        Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

        Originally posted by GothicVampire View Post
        You misphrased the whole "Wicca is older that christianity" thing. Witchcraft is older than christianity, and so is Paganism.


        Don't think that I'm against you, I'm on your side, I'm a pagan myself.
        i know that and you know that but these ppl are so thick headed that they are never going to move past the 19 century.

        ur profile says ur into vampires.
        soooo hot!
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        • Reuerend RauenMoone
          Unsaved trash
           
          • Feb 2008
          • 40

          #64
          Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

          I am so glad to see the TRUTH about Wicca posted here. The TRUTH is that Wicca and Christianity are 100% compatible. I am liuing proofe because I am a Christian-Wiccan Minister. These Landover Babtists have only one holie booke, but I have a whole shelf full of holie bookes. They are really missing out.

          I reade the Bible, but I also have my own personal Booke of Shadowes, all 17 Keyes of Solomon the King, all 9 bookes of Moses, The Message of the Master Therion, Ecclesiæ Gnosticæ Catholicæ Canon Missæ, The Mass of the Phoenix, Kama Sutra of Vatsayayana, Jesus -- the Last Great Initiate, The Book of Pleasure (Self-Love), Principia Chaotica, and many, many others.

          I pray to Iesus and Mary (the Lord and Ladie) that these Landoverians can open their eyes and see that there is a whole world of sacred texts outside of their own Bible.

          ~~~~~~~~Reuerend RauenMoone ⚤
          Ecc 9:5 For the liuing know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither haue they any more a reward, for the memorie of them is forgotten.

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          • Brother Terrence
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2008
            • 103

            #65
            Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

            WAAAAAAAAA HHHAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA! You have got to be kidding me? Goth and wicca are just things you do when you become too old for your daddy to touch you "there" anymore, and aren't yet ready to begin your career as a cashier at your local filling station. And vampires? Isn't that just street talk for VIRGIN?
            DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22854

              #66
              Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

              Originally posted by GothicVampire View Post
              Witchcraft is older than Christianity, and so is Paganism.
              If I've said this once, I've said this a thousand times:

              1. God created the Earth and all that is in it
              2. Before God there was nothing
              3. Therefore, the first (and only) God was... God.
              4. False gods must have come after God, therefore Christianity is the only religion and outdates all others.

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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #67
                Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                Originally posted by Reuerend RauenMoone View Post
                I pray to Iesus and Mary (the Lord and Ladie) that these Landoverians can open their eyes and see that there is a whole world of sacred texts outside of their own Bible.
                So, Reuerend Obliuious, you're both a Wickedan and a Romanist? By the way, we know that there is a whole world of "sacred" texts. The devil pre-stole parts of Christianity and mixed them with pagan nonsense of his own devising to get some of the early myths of dying-and-rising agricultural deities and demigods who made it through floods. By the time he go to the Qur'an and the Book of Moron, he must have been losing his touch, since the rip-off was even more blatant.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • PayneInTheDonkey
                  Unsaved trash, Confessed Witch
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 47

                  #68
                  Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                  Ok, at first when I was reading some of the things on this site I thought to myself "this stuff has got to be a joke, no one on this Earth can be that think and ignorant" Then as I read a lot of the posts I realized that you really believe these things. May I ask do you people read what you write or do you just bang your hands on the keyboard and post whatever comes up?

                  What is wrong with you people? You think you're so high and mighty because you read the bible and preach the word of the Lord. You think you're these awesome Christians that will make it into Heaven without a second thought. Yet you go condemning people for believing something different, something that you know nothing about. Have you ever taken the time to actually read some stuff on Wicca? Or talk to people who practice Wicca? From what you've said I would think the answer is no. Isn't it up to God to make the final decision on who goes to Heaven and who goes to Hell? So who are you to judge? And doesn't God say that we should love everyone? And if God wants us to all follow him and believe in his ways, then why would he give us free will and allow us to make our own choices?

                  And please spare me the "you don't know what you're talking about...you're going to Hell...God is the only way" speech. I was raised in a Christian house. Both sides of my family are very much Christian. I even went to a Christian school for 6 years. Now I'm a Wiccan. I am the black sheep in my family and I am very proud to say so.

                  And for the record, I'm not trying to attack the Christian religion. In fact the Christian religion is a very good one, if it works for you. It just doesn't work for me. Who I am targeting are the ignorant people who think that "their way is the right way". Yes in Wiccan there are some bad people, I won't lie. But there are also bad people in Christianity whether you like it or not. There are good and bad where ever you go. Its a fact of life. Deal with it.

                  Blessed Be

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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #69
                    Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                    Originally posted by Payne85 View Post
                    And for the record, I'm not trying to attack the Christian religion. In fact the Christian religion is a very good one, if it works for you. It just doesn't work for me. Who I am targeting are the ignorant people who think that "their way is the right way".
                    You mean Jesus, who says that "There is no way to the father, but by Me"?

                    One way to Heaven. All other roads lead to Hell.

                    Deal with it.
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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #70
                      Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                      Payne, what did your parents do to fail you so miserably. They must be punishing themselves for your choice in false religions.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • PayneInTheDonkey
                        Unsaved trash, Confessed Witch
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 47

                        #71
                        Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        Payne, what did your parents do to fail you so miserably. They must be punishing themselves for your choice in false religions.
                        My parents wanted to make sure I had everything they didn't. They didn't have to option to explore other religions (trust me, I know my grandparents and that would not have been tolerated) as I did.
                        But I believe the main goal was to make sure that I'm happy. I am happy. I am very happy. I wouldn't say they failed, I'd say they did everything right.
                        Besides forcing someone to believe something they don't want to can and backfire. Bigtime.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #72
                          Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                          You really spend a lot of time justifying your bad choices in life. Have you considered coming back to Jesus? He's waiting.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • PayneInTheDonkey
                            Unsaved trash, Confessed Witch
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 47

                            #73
                            Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                            You mean Jesus, who says that "There is no way to the father, but by Me"?

                            One way to Heaven. All other roads lead to Hell.

                            Deal with it.
                            touché
                            I had that debate with myself awhile ago. But after much thought and research I personality believe that when you die, you go where you wanna go. If you think you're going to Heaven, then you're going to Heaven. If you think you're going to Hell, then you're going to Hell. And if you think you're going to be reincarnated into a pirate, then damn it you're going to be reincarnated into a pirate.
                            This is just my personal belief.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #74
                              Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                              That's not a belief, that's just some story you made up.

                              BTW, who do you think does all the damning you keep writing about?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • PayneInTheDonkey
                                Unsaved trash, Confessed Witch
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 47

                                #75
                                Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                You really spend a lot of time justifying your bad choices in life. Have you considered coming back to Jesus? He's waiting.
                                Time is something I have had plenty of. Besides, doesn't Jesus want us to be happy? I'm happy as I am so shouldn't that be good enough for him?

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