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  • C of E to Apologize to Charles Darwin!!!!

    Can you comprehend THIS story, brothers and sisters!? One of the biggest false Christian churches in the world is about to APOLOGIZE to Charles Darwin, one of the most evil men ever born!

    If God doesn't send death and destruction to England now, then I don't know what more it will take. Thank God I'm a True Christian™! We don't apologize to ANYONE, because we're ALWAYS RIGHT! Glory!!

    Church makes apology to Charles Darwin
    - 126 years after his death



    The Church of England will tomorrow officially apologise to Charles Darwin for misunderstanding his theory of evolution.

    In a bizarre step, the Church will address its contrition directly to the Victorian scientist himself, even though he died 126 years ago.

    But the move was greeted with derision last night, with Darwin’s great-great-grandson dismissing it as ‘pointless’ and other critics branding it ‘ludicrous’.

    Church officials compared the apology to the late Pope John Paul II’s decision to say sorry for the Vatican’s 1633 trial of Galileo, the astronomer who appalled prelates by declaring that the earth revolved around the sun.

    The officials said that senior bishops wanted to atone for the vilification their predecessors heaped on Darwin in the 1860s, when he put forward his theory that man was descended from apes.

    The Church is also anxious to counter the view that its teaching is incompatible with science. It wants to distance itself from fundamentalist Christians, who believe in the Biblical account of the creation of the world in seven days.

    An article to be posted on the Church’s website will say: ‘Charles Darwin, 200 years from your birth [in 1809], the Church of England owes you an apology for misunderstanding you and, by getting our first reaction wrong, encouraging others to misunderstand you still.

    ‘But the struggle for your reputation is not over yet, and the problem is not just your religious opponents but those who falsely claim you in support of their own interests.’

    The article has been written by the Rev Dr Malcolm Brown, the director of mission and public affairs of the Archbishops’ Council, the Church’s managing body, which is headed by the Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Rowan Williams.

    Dr Brown writes: ‘People, and institutions, make mistakes and Christian people and Churches are no exception. When a big new idea emerges that changes the way people look at the world, it’s easy to feel that every old idea, every certainty, is under attack and then to do battle against the new insights.

    ‘The Church made that mistake with Galileo’s astronomy and has since realised its error. Some Church people did it again in the 1860s with Charles Darwin’s theory of natural selection.

    'So it is important to think again about Darwin’s impact on religious thinking, then and now.’

    Dr Brown argues that there is nothing incompatible between the scientific theories adopted by Darwin and Christian teaching.

    The English naturalist, geologist and collector, best known for his 1859 book On The Origin Of Species, scandalised Victorian society with his theory that all species of life evolved from common ancestors.

    One of the most venomous clashes over his ideas took place in 1860 during a debate at Oxford University. The Bishop of Oxford, Samuel Wilberforce, asked the evolutionist and Darwin champion, Thomas Huxley, whether it was through his grandfather or his grandmother that he claimed to be descended from a monkey.

    Huxley replied that he would not be ashamed to have an ape for his ancestor but he would be ashamed to be connected with a man who used his gifts to obscure the truth.

    In his article, Dr Brown writes: ‘His [Darwin’s] theory caused offence because it challenged the view that God had created human beings as an entirely different kind of creation to the rest of the animal world.

    ‘But while it is not difficult to see why evolutionary thinking was offensive at the time, on reflection it is not such an earth-shattering idea.’

    The Church’s move will reignite the debate over creationism. In the United States, Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin argues that it should be taught in schools.

    In this country, the Rev Professor Michael Reiss, a biologist director of education at the Royal Society, provoked a furore last week when he called for creationism to be treated in school science lessons as a legitimate world view.
    Well God Bless America, and God Bless President Palin for standing up to those lilly-livered Brits!
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    Re: C of E to Apologize to Charles Darwin!!!!

    Just one more bad mark against the Sodomite-loving C of E.
    God hates Seth Cochrane.

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      Re: C of E to Apologize to Charles Darwin!!!!

      Saddening and enraging though it is, good Pastor, it is nothing our Godly Forefathers didn't see coming nearly 400 years ago when they told the "Church of England" to shove it and sailed to the "land over" (Landover) the sea to establish a "free hold" on True Christianity(tm).
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        Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! What will those Anglican't come up with next? They're following Rome and licking up to the anti-christ (which is what he enjoys.)

        Don't they realize that there is no point in contacting the dead?
        Ecclesiastes 9:5-6 For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten. Also their love, and their hatred, and their envy, is now perished; neither have they any more a portion for ever in any [thing] that is done under the sun.

        Anyway, the way Darwin is suffering, I doubt he's got the time to listen.
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          Re: C of E to Apologize to Charles Darwin!!!!

          What's next, an apology to Judas Iscariot for the bum rap that he's gotten all these years? Would that the Angler-can't "church" were ever to apologize to Our Lord for abandoning True Christianity™ in favor of all of the heretical nonsense dreamed up during the so-called Renaissance and Enlightenment and in favor of the lies of modern science.
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            Re: C of E to Apologize to Charles Darwin!!!!

            Quite ironic, really... Since you people here seem to be the perfect living proof that we, men, did in fact descend from the apes. I mean, it's pretty damn obvious: Some haven't fully evolved!!!

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              Re: C of E to Apologize to Charles Darwin!!!!

              Originally posted by MontyPython View Post
              Quite ironic, really... Since you people here seem to be the perfect living proof that we, men, did in fact descend from the apes. I mean, it's pretty damn obvious: Some haven't fully evolved!!!
              You and I both know that we are made in God's image:
              Ge:1:26: And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

              I suspect you are one of those things that creepeth upon the earth.

              God will not be mocked.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                Re: C of E to Apologize to Charles Darwin!!!!

                I don't get this. I understand that the English would feel compelled to apologize for believing the Word of God--joining the European Union was the last step in their complete abrogation of morality--but why would they apologize now, when they can apologize to Darwin in person in Hell when they die?

                Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                  Re: C of E to Apologize to Charles Darwin!!!!

                  All the Anglican C of E is , is the Catholic curch run on a Franchise basis.

                  Henry vIII wanted , yet , another divorce, so what does he do....
                  Instead of sending out to Rome for his pizza/burger , he opens up a local outlet..

                  When you thhink about all the idiot things the anglicans are ok with , like allowing homos in as priests, kissing up to gay 'marriages' ( anyone mind if I spit here) , women vicars, thinking about female Bishops, then above it all, they decide that Shariah Law will have to have a place in the UK
                  ( here spit gives way to an urge to vomit, the money they spent training the likes of me, and the time we spent putting as many of the camelbotherers underground, then the anglicans up and agitate to give the legall system over to them),

                  think about all that shennanigans,
                  and making stupid apologies to dead folks who don''t care and never did,, well it's amost cute,
                  coming from a bunch of hallf-wits and senility champiions.


                  What they going to do next , apologize to Hitler for kicking his butt.
                  apologize to Mussolini for making his hair fall out.
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                    Re: C of E to Apologize to Charles Darwin!!!!

                    Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
                    I don't get this. I understand that the English would feel compelled to apologize for believing the Word of God--joining the European Union was the last step in their complete abrogation of morality--but why would they apologize now, when they can apologize to Darwin in person in Hell when they die?


                    The English never did join the EEC Brother.
                    That was just some stupid politicians.

                    There's plenty of true Englishmen never did become ,and never will be any part of Europe.
                    The only time any continental has the right to say they are equal to a true Englishman is when they have either taken our nation off us a few times, or given it back to us ...( as we have repeatedly with the French. Though God alone knows why, has there ever been a nation so careless of keeping hold on iits own country.)
                    No-one has done that for the longest while.

                    Rest assured , there are plenty of us that still take the view that a good fog in the channel means the damned continent is isolated.
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                      Re: C of E to Apologize to Charles Darwin!!!!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Thank God I'm a True Christian™! We don't apologize to ANYONE, because we're ALWAYS RIGHT! Glory!!
                      Somebody's being quite egotistic.......

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                        Re: C of E to Apologize to Charles Darwin!!!!

                        Originally posted by christain-goth View Post
                        Somebody's being quite egotistic.......
                        Who is being egotistical friend? We do what Jesus tells us to do; are you saying Christ is wrong or we shouldn't rejoice in His love?

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