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  • Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

    Originally posted by NiggerChrist View Post
    Does someone need a hug?
    Solicitation is not welcome here. This is a Godly place of worship.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
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    • Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

      Originally posted by NiggerChrist View Post
      You hate goths, you hate people with Asperger's Syndrome, you hate fat people, you hate South America, you hate Scotland, you hate Atheists.
      No no, Jesus hates all those people. Just like He hates all heathens in general.

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      • Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
        No no, Jesus hates all those people. Just like He hates all heathens in general.
        I think that we should try avoiding these misunderstandings. Maybe using another word, hate is a human term that is too mild to express the divine wrath that GOD reserves for all those sorry excuses of humanity.

        PRAISE THE LORD!

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        • Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

          There hasn't been a picture of an actual goth so far on this page. It's easy to forget the differences when discussing the similarities between us as humans, but it's the differences that lead to
          TEST FOR GOTHS

          Simply play this soundtrack and note times until a reaction occurs. For instance from the start of the music until the sharp upward glance by the suspected goth. It doesn't matter if it's some other reaction, you just want the time until the 1st reaction.

          So if it's 2.4 seconds that's not a very quick reaction
          0.24 seconds is a quick reaction, almost instant

          Later there will be a 2nd reaction, jumping up or foot tapping or fixating on metal objects would be negative reactions and the sooner they manifet the liklierhood of goth.

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          • Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

            Some people have obviously never been to any Goth events...
            “And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” Jeremiah 25:33

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            • Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

              Originally posted by Ilariapaleone View Post
              Some people have obviously never been to any Goth events...
              Some people have obviously never read the rules of this site.

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              • Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

                Why should I bother to obey your "rules." All you will do with an introduction is slander the one who makes it, till you find an excuse to ban them, so you don't actually have to respond to any of their comments about YOUR posts.

                I'll stand by what I said. Based on all comments about "Goth activities", none of you have ever obviously been to a Goth event. Which would explain why you have no actual proof or evidence of Goths doing ANYTHING to babies or "raping straight men to turn them gay." If it's making them HAPPY, it must not be rape anyway.
                “And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” Jeremiah 25:33

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                • Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

                  Originally posted by Ilariapaleone View Post
                  tl:dr
                  Please make a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum. We want to get to know you!



                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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