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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #91
    Re: Paganism

    Originally posted by PayneInTheDonkey View Post
    First, my father is a Christain.
    Second, I'm threw with you so call "Christains". You are nothing by think headed, ignorant, idiots! You hide behind the bible because you're scared of the real world and things that are different. FEAR BREEDS IGNORANCE! And you my friend and a child of that. I would sure as hell like to know what load of crap you're parents taught you, because they did not do a good job. And I would love to take a bible and shove it up your "Christain" ass! You people make me ashamed to have ever been Christain and you are an insult to the human race and to God. You think you're going to heaven because you worship God, but you sure ain't doing a good job at it. You are horrible people and will spend the rest of your life in Hell where Satan will welcome you with open arms. You sick twisted people!

    I'm done trying to help you see the light. If you wanna live in your little perfect "bible world" then thats fine. Go ahead and ban me if you want, I don't give a damn anymore. This will be the last time you hear from me. Or at least on this account.
    Another witch drama queen making it's exit.

    If I were a betting man, I'd lay 10 to 1 odds that this isn't your last post. You feminazis always seem to have "one more point to make."
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Nicole
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Feb 2009
      • 65

      #92
      Re: Paganism

      Originally posted by PayneInTheDonkey View Post
      You are nothing by think headed, ignorant, idiots! You hide behind the bible because you're scared of the real world and things that are different. FEAR BREEDS IGNORANCE! And you my friend and a child of that. I would sure as hell like to know what load of crap you're parents taught you, because they did not do a good job. And I would love to take a bible and shove it up your "Christain" ass! You people make me ashamed to have ever been Christain and you are an insult to the human race and to God. You think you're going to heaven because you worship God, but you sure ain't doing a good job at it. You are horrible people and will spend the rest of your life in Hell where Satan will welcome you with open arms. You sick twisted people!
      Its funny cause its true!

      But seriously I completely agree with this statement.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #93
        Re: Paganism

        Originally posted by Nicole View Post
        Its funny cause its true!

        But seriously I completely agree with this statement.
        Why don't you leave with her? Since you've turned your back on Christ you may as well go prepare yourself for an eternity of gulping sulfur.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Nicole
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Feb 2009
          • 65

          #94
          Re: Paganism

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Why don't you leave with her? Since you've turned your back on Christ you may as well go prepare yourself for an eternity of gulping sulfur.
          Oh, I would love to leave, but I'm on a mission for me and for my friend. And I cannot leave til that mission is complete.

          And there's no way I'm going to Hell. You wanna know why? Because I don't believe it exists. So how can I go somewhere that dosn't exists?

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22889

            #95
            Re: Paganism

            Originally posted by Nicole View Post
            Oh, I would love to leave, but I'm on a mission for me and for my friend. And I cannot leave til that mission is complete.
            What are you, some sort of Lara Croft for the provisional Wickers?

            And there's no way I'm going to Hell. You wanna know why? Because I don't believe it exists. So how can I go somewhere that dosn't exists?
            So because you don't believe Hell exist, it does not exist? So basically, the entire Universe as created by God exists only because its in your mind?

            You really do need Jesus to drive out those demons.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Nicole
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2009
              • 65

              #96
              Re: Paganism

              [quote=Ezekiel Bathfire;296405]What are you, some sort of Lara Croft for the provisional Wickers?

              Haha, you're funny. And I am a Wiccan, just FYI

              So because you don't believe Hell exist, it does not exist? So basically, the entire Universe as created by God exists only because its in your mind?

              You really do need Jesus to drive out those demons.
              No, I believe in the Big Bang, and thats how the universe got here. As for people, well I'm not sure about that. I don't like the theory of evelution, and Adam and Eve just creeps me out. Think about it. They had to populate the whole world. Incest. Creepy.

              And you need Jesus to drive out the you're stupidity.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22889

                #97
                Re: Paganism

                Originally posted by Nicole View Post
                No, I believe in the Big Bang, and thats how the universe got here.
                Look, always take the easier example if trying to explain something. Common sense and God tell us the Earth was created in 7 days. OK, I see you're skeptical, listen up. What I want you to do is take a source of barterial life, e.g an old damp pair of socks will do fine, and then build a garden fire. When the fire's going nicely, throw on the socks. There will be a bit of hissing and then they will be reduced to ashes. Now test the ashes for life. - Nothing.

                Part 2 - get another pair of similar socks and leave them somewhere warm and damp - they'll go green = more life.

                Now, what is more likely to encourage life, a gigantic, immensely hot explosion or a warm wet planet? So we see God must have made Earth and put Adam and Eve on it.

                Adam and Eve just creeps me out. Think about it. They had to populate the whole world. Incest. Creepy.
                There were other people made you know; they weren't all at it as brother and sister. There was that lot from The Land of Nod.

                (Strange that you think homerism and lezbeans are fine but that when it comes to incest, which is approved of in the Bible, you're all up in arms - make your mind up woman!)

                And you need Jesus to drive out the you're stupidity.
                Jesus has made me what I am now!
                sigpic


                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Nicole
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 65

                  #98
                  Re: Paganism

                  [quote=Ezekiel Bathfire;296422]Look, always take the easier example if trying to explain something. Common sense and God tell us the Earth was created in 7 days. OK, I see you're skeptical, listen up. What I want you to do is take a source of barterial life, e.g an old damp pair of socks will do fine, and then build a garden fire. When the fire's going nicely, throw on the socks. There will be a bit of hissing and then they will be reduced to ashes. Now test the ashes for life. - Nothing.

                  Part 2 - get another pair of similar socks and leave them somewhere warm and damp - they'll go green = more life


                  Now, what is more likely to encourage life, a gigantic, immensely hot explosion or a warm wet planet? So we see God must have made Earth and put Adam and Eve on it.[quote]

                  Good point but I still don't believe it.

                  There were other people made you know; they weren't all at it as brother and sister. There was that lot from The Land of Nod.

                  (Strange that you think homerism and lezbeans are fine but that when it comes to incest, which is approved of in the Bible, you're all up in arms - make your mind up woman!)

                  Jesus has made me what I am now!
                  I have a very unique mind. And its just that I feel there's love as in romantic love, and love as in family love and I don't think those two should mix. Tis creepy.

                  Was Jesus drunk when he made you?

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