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Friends, we are about to drop a bombshell. I believe we have proof that Bernie Madoff is only one of several million ethnic Gypsies who, controlled by the unseen hand of the Trilateral Commission, have infiltrated the tribes of Yeshua and Mohammad and have been bleeding both cultures dry.
I remember how horrified I was when my dear mother used to threaten to sell me to the Gypsies for trying to stuff the cat through the wringer-washer or some other minor transgression and now it seems the JOOS have been selling their children wholesale...if I may use that expression, in exchange for cheap house painting and driveway sealing!
Oh sure, at least SOME of this has to be attributed to the 'Travelers', an ethnically vague group of career politicians, but we have actually identified Madoff, Cher, Ted Haggard and Rush Limbaugh among others as part of the international conspiracy. Imagine! Rush Limbaugh! What is next? Will Ann Coulter be outed? Even the homosexual agenda pales by comparison!
Friends, we thought we had uncovered the actual den of SATAN in the Vatican. But Poop Ratsinger might be a front, a cover-up, a mere deception, designed to catch us off-guard while the real plot develops unseen around us.
Are you SURE those melon pickers are Mexican? Are you POSITIVE Giada DeLaurentis is Italian? NO, YOU ARE NOT! Look again. They may all be Roma!! Paula Deen - Rachael Ray - Sandra Lee - The Neelys - Bobby Flay - Guy Fieri - Alton Brown - EVEN THE IRON CHEF!
NO ONE IS SAFE! I repeat: NO ONE! Barricade yourselves. SELL ONLY RETARDED CHILDREN. Friends, this may be the end. They may have infiltrated to the very core of society. The horror of it all is overwhelming!
JESUS, JESUS! Come back NOW!
I remember how horrified I was when my dear mother used to threaten to sell me to the Gypsies for trying to stuff the cat through the wringer-washer or some other minor transgression and now it seems the JOOS have been selling their children wholesale...if I may use that expression, in exchange for cheap house painting and driveway sealing!
Oh sure, at least SOME of this has to be attributed to the 'Travelers', an ethnically vague group of career politicians, but we have actually identified Madoff, Cher, Ted Haggard and Rush Limbaugh among others as part of the international conspiracy. Imagine! Rush Limbaugh! What is next? Will Ann Coulter be outed? Even the homosexual agenda pales by comparison!
Friends, we thought we had uncovered the actual den of SATAN in the Vatican. But Poop Ratsinger might be a front, a cover-up, a mere deception, designed to catch us off-guard while the real plot develops unseen around us.
Are you SURE those melon pickers are Mexican? Are you POSITIVE Giada DeLaurentis is Italian? NO, YOU ARE NOT! Look again. They may all be Roma!! Paula Deen - Rachael Ray - Sandra Lee - The Neelys - Bobby Flay - Guy Fieri - Alton Brown - EVEN THE IRON CHEF!
NO ONE IS SAFE! I repeat: NO ONE! Barricade yourselves. SELL ONLY RETARDED CHILDREN. Friends, this may be the end. They may have infiltrated to the very core of society. The horror of it all is overwhelming!
JESUS, JESUS! Come back NOW!
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