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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #1

    Why are all Wiccans semi-literate imbeciles?

    Can someone explain this to me?
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    Because only idiots would believe a 1950s cult is thousands of years old.
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    Because it actually makes people stupider to read Silverbunny Ravenfluff.
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    Because God has led them astray, that they may be damned.
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    Their stupid parents failed them and they don't know what else to believe.
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    No us wickens am real smart and stuff
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    More than one of the above
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    Because they don't "fit in" in school.
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    Bible boring? Nonsense!
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    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22895

    #2
    Re: Why are all Wiccans semi-literate imbeciles?

    My feeling is that the simplicity of God’s Law, as per the Holy Bible, is too complex for their limited public school education, deprived background and low self-esteem. They thus accept, instead, something that resembles a child’s fairytale but is not quite as difficult to understand.

    They are probably marking themselves out as the underclass of America – permanently on welfare, fat as walruses, with their only hope of reaching college being as an experiment.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Why are all Wiccans semi-literate imbeciles?

      Maybe they have been watching too many re-runs of 'Buffy'. That'll drive you crazy.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • tigerlily
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Mar 2009
        • 66

        #4
        Re: Why are all Wiccans semi-literate imbeciles?

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        My feeling is that the simplicity of God’s Law, as per the Holy Bible, is too complex for their limited public school education, deprived background and low self-esteem. They thus accept, instead, something that resembles a child’s fairytale but is not quite as difficult to understand.

        They are probably marking themselves out as the underclass of America – permanently on welfare, fat as walruses, with their only hope of reaching college being as an experiment.
        Well most people I know who are Wiccan have nice jobs, nice cars, and are very well educated. I know a few doctors and lawyers who are Wiccan as well. So does that make them stupid to?

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Why are all Wiccans semi-literate imbeciles?

          Not as stupid as you, obviously.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • tigerlily
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Mar 2009
            • 66

            #6
            Re: Why are all Wiccans semi-literate imbeciles?

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Not as stupid as you, obviously.

            But there Wiccan! Once again I am not stupid. That is ok I have had enough of this dribble for one day. I hope you all have a Blessed day

            Blessed Be

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: Why are all Wiccans semi-literate imbeciles?

              Originally posted by tigerlily2682 View Post
              Once again I am not stupid.
              Don't keep telling us you're not stupid. Let us figure it out from your posts.
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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: Why are all Wiccans semi-literate imbeciles?

                Originally posted by tigerlily2682 View Post
                But there Wiccan! Once again I am not stupid.
                QFT


                You're a wiccan, by definition you are stupid. Don't bother to plead your case.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Why are all Wiccans semi-literate imbeciles?

                  My opinion in only a semi-literate imbecile who be so utterly ignorant of history and incurious enough to fall for the nonsense that a 1950s cult from a fantasy prone English civil servant looking for an excuse to look at naked young women is really and ancient religion.

                  Now go dance sky clad before your coven's priest/ warlock Tigerlilly and don't bother to ask why is he the only one dressed for something your could rightfully charge him $150 a hour for. As to whether you are stupid or not your actions say enough, don't they?

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #10
                    Re: Why are all Wiccans semi-literate imbeciles?

                    Originally posted by tigerlily2682 View Post
                    Well, most people I know who are Wiccan have nice jobs, nice cars, and are very well educated. I know a few doctors and lawyers who are Wiccan as well. So does that make them stupid too?
                    Originally posted by tigerlily2682 View Post
                    But they're Wiccan! Once again, I am not stupid. That is ok OK, I have had enough of this dribble for one day. I hope you all have a Bblessed day.
                    Blessed Be
                    This is what a college education buys these days?

                    Are you sure you're not a pre-teen in junior high school, taking remedial English?
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                    • tigerlily
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 66

                      #11
                      Re: Why are all Wiccans semi-literate imbeciles?

                      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                      This is what a college education buys these days?

                      Are you sure you're not a pre-teen in junior high school, taking remedial English?

                      I am 26 hun not in middle or high school have not been for a while. I hope the have a good day.

                      Goddess Blessings

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #12
                        Re: Why are all Wiccans semi-literate imbeciles?

                        Originally posted by tigerlily2682 View Post
                        I am 26 hun not in middle or high school have not been for a while. I hope the have a good day.

                        Godless Blessings
                        Please keep your Godless blessings and other blasphemies to yourself. This is a church forum.

                        Your being a high-school dropout is no excuse for being rude.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Why are all Wiccans semi-literate imbeciles?

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Please keep your Godless blessings and other blasphemies to yourself. This is a church forum.

                          Your being a high-school dropout is no excuse for being rude.
                          Rev. Rodimer, it seems that Jesus has sent Tigerlilly to our Godly forum in order to prove your point that wiccians are imbecilic fools, one and all. Praise!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • JennyD
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Sweet Placid Sister
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567

                            #14
                            Re: Why are all Wiccans semi-literate imbeciles?

                            She has probably named herself after this demonic "band", the Tiger Lillies!

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                            • Wide-Open
                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18449

                              #15
                              Re: Why are all Wiccans semi-literate imbeciles?

                              Originally posted by tigerlily View Post
                              Blessed Be
                              I'm not sure if that's what you meant, but did you want to write "blessed bee"? There are no blessed bees friend. God hisses for them, that's true, but blessed they are not.

                              Isaiah 7:18
                              And it shall come to pass in that day, that the LORD shall hiss for the fly that is in the uttermost part of the rivers of Egypt, and for the bee that is in the land of Assyria.
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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