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  • Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by DevilsAdvocate View Post
    I sincerely doubt that IF there were a god that he would give a piffle what you Homophobic and small minded Neanderthals think or write on these one sided forums.
    Dear Godmocking Maggot;

    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sucking off anyone at the truck stop with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Re: Are You an Atheist?

      Wait what? You take pleasure out of watching innocent people get tortured? And what's worse, you think Jesus will partake?

      I don't know what kind of backwards Christianity you're following, but Jesus is all loving, and even though some good people might end up in hell, Jesus certainly would love to have spared them. He wouldn't laugh at them. The sight of even racist people burning in hell probably makes Jesus sad.

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      • Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by FukFuk View Post
        ...He wouldn't laugh at them...
        That's what you say, but the Bible says:

        Psalm 52:2-6 "2 Thy tongue deviseth mischiefs; like a sharp rasor, working deceitfully.
        3 Thou lovest evil more than good; and lying rather than to speak righteousness. Selah.
        4 Thou lovest all devouring words, O thou deceitful tongue.God shall likewise destroy thee for ever,
        5 He shall take thee away, and pluck thee out of thy dwelling place, And root thee out of the land of the living. Selah.
        6 The righteous also shall see, and fear, And shall laugh at him:"

        Why should people believe you instead of the Bible?

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        • Re: Are You an Atheist?

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Yep, definitely queer as hell!
            Galatians 3:28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.

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            • Re: Are You an Atheist?

              Originally posted by LoudAndObvious View Post
              Yep, definitely as unoriginal as hell!
              OH Dear I am 100% sure you shocked us all with this most provocative post. [insert shocking response here]
              How about you bend your wrist over to HERE start a thread and introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
              Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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              • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Originally posted by LoudAndQueer View Post
                Yep, definitely queer as hell!
                Hello LoudAndQueer.

                You should stop being a homosexual because Jesus did not like homosexuals look at Leviticus 18:22 it says:

                Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                There is another part where it says homosexuals should be stoned to death but the Post-It note I had there fell off because of sardine oil I need a new Bible.

                Thank you.

                Rusty
                Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  I'm an Atheist male who likes having sex with other males.

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                  • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by Aron the poof View Post
                    I'm an Atheist male who likes having sex with other males.
                    You have my pity, son.

                    But I'm most especially sorry for your mother. I'm sure she's terribly embarrassed you didn't head her teachings. My children are perfectly normal, and they thank me every day for not being obsessed with people's poop-chutes.

                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      My Mammy's hot biscuits! For the life of my I cannot understand why one would want to be an atheist!

                      I suppose I can see ( in some sick way) why someone would want to be a Joo, a blabbering Buddhist, or an idolatrous Cathylick. At least those systems allow for an explanation of a higher power, or what Man's purpose on this Earth is.

                      An Athesit.. that's like saying you want nothing! Atheists seem to me only a few steps away from the beasts of the field and the fish of the sea, in their approach to life.

                      Since man is only a creature (according to them) their only purpose in life is to eat, sleep, and fornicate the whole day long! How Awful!

                      An atheist is little more than a sad, lonely chicken with its head cut off, spending what little time it has on earth scampering and hopping blindly about, and causing distress and scandal for all good folk who have to view it!

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                      • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        Originally posted by DeweyClutter View Post
                        My Mammy's hot biscuits! For the life of my I cannot understand why one would want to be an atheist!

                        I suppose I can see ( in some sick way) why someone would want to be a Joo, a blabbering Buddhist, or an idolatrous Cathylick. At least those systems allow for an explanation of a higher power, or what Man's purpose on this Earth is.

                        An Athesit.. that's like saying you want nothing! Atheists seem to me only a few steps away from the beasts of the field and the fish of the sea, in their approach to life.

                        Since man is only a creature (according to them) their only purpose in life is to eat, sleep, and fornicate the whole day long! How Awful!

                        An atheist is little more than a sad, lonely chicken with its head cut off, spending what little time it has on earth scampering and hopping blindly about, and causing distress and scandal for all good folk who have to view it!
                        I know, and this is what I struggle the most with...!

                        The only choice is either to believe in a benevolent, loving God (not supported by any holy text of any religion), or believe in a cruel God (supported by the holy texts and the violent history of religions). But not believe in anything, that is just so wrong... It just cannot be true, our lives cannot be just random, they have to have a meaning, even if that meaning is having a God observe and enjoy our suffering...

                        Right?...
                        John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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                        • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          Originally posted by Dolores de Barriga View Post
                          I know, and this is what I struggle the most with...!

                          The only choice is either to believe in a benevolent, loving God (not supported by any holy text of any religion), or believe in a cruel God (supported by the holy texts and the violent history of religions). But not believe in anything, that is just so wrong... It just cannot be true, our lives cannot be just random, they have to have a meaning, even if that meaning is having a God observe and enjoy our suffering...

                          Right?...
                          Oh Dolores dear, so very, very Wrong! How long have you been with us now, with full if somewhat limited access to the wisdom of the True Christian(tm) Pastors of Freehold? You are, I think, a graduate student at a moderately reputable university (not the University of Wisconsin). How is it that you continue to think in such binary terms?

                          First, I would take issue with your reference to "a" God. God is God, the one and only God. Your frankly cavalier use of the indefinite article offends us all and, more importantly, offends Him.

                          But to get to the point, can you explain why it is that, for you, God must be either "benevolent and loving" or "cruel"? God, in His Righteous Wisdom, is both. He is Everything!

                          Revelation 22:13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

                          God may appear to treat you and your ilk cruelly, but He does so in His benevolent love, in order to guide you towards His Holy Truth.

                          Don't worry. We are all praying for you, Dolores.

                          YiC
                          Joanna
                          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                          • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            Why can't I choose queer and atheist? They're not mutually exclusive... I don't believe in your God and I've had sex with women

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                            • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              Originally posted by LovelyQueerGoddess View Post
                              Why can't I choose queer and atheist? They're not mutually exclusive... I don't believe in your God and I've had sex with women
                              Many people come here with the hopes of shocking us. They tell us they are not religious, they do not believe the LORD looks on, they do not believe His commands are relevant. What they fail to recognize is that religion directs and controls our lives. It is not a question of whether people are religious, it is only a matter of which religion a person serves. This religious orientation is often not acknowledged in our day, yet God's creatures cannot escape this fundamental truth of their nature. They may worship false gods, or they may worship the true God, but they will worship someone or something. Someone's religion controls every group, organization, institution, society. Every religion vies for power and control of our culture. You may consider thinking about what it is exactly you worship, and then you'll know what holds you in bondage. Faith in Christ can free you! I wish you to be free, dear. I wish you to have a heart of love, not lust, a spirit of freedom, not bondage, a hope for the future, not an impossible fantasy. One day I pray you too will look at another woman with Biblical respect - the way in which the LORD Himself looks upon her, as a compliment to men, a help meet to a husband, and complete in motherhood.

                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
                                America is a Christian country.
                                Pastor please read this and you will that America is in no way a Christian nation. If you look up the Treaty Of Tripoli you will see that on November 4th 1796 that it was signed and was eventually effective June 10th 1797. So in 2-3 years of the founding of America our own government which consisted of our founding father's at the time agreed that America was not a Christian nation. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tripoli this link will give you more information. I ask the administrators and moderators of this forum not to remove this link for it speaks the truth of what America really is.

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