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  • #2701
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    What astonishes me here is how many people check the box for

    False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one.
    I mean, if they know this, and are even prepared to admit it, there seems to be no hope for them whatsoever. And how dumb are they? Why don't they just begin to worship the One True properly?

    1 John 5:21 Little children, keep yourselves from idols. Amen.
    2 Timothy 3:16

    All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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    • #2702
      Re: Are You an Atheist?

      56 people's heads are completely empty of any logic and intelligence whatsoever. I mean, they KNOW that they worship false "gods", yet they do not repent and turn towards their only hope of salvation?
      Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7

      Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20

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      • #2703
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by John Allen View Post
        Of course I am not, I wouldn't have joined if I was and I do not understand why that kind of people join anyway. Do they not realize God doesn't want them and they are only making it worse by being disrespectful? Revelation 21:8 The unbelieveing, need I say more? Just go away and burn alone.
        Aw, John. Where's your compassion? There will be time to mock and ridicule and laugh at the foolishness of those too stubborn to open their hearts and minds to the Truth (Psalms 2:4), but until then, we simply cannot know who the LORD will lead here to find Salvation. True Christians™ love Jesus more than anything else, and like a young mother with her new, precious babe, we cannot help but to want to share our sweet treasure with the world! Why, it makes our command to convert the whole world most convenient, don't you think (Matthew 28:16-20)? So let's share the reason for our divinely inspired hope against all reason (1 Peter 3:15), shall we?
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #2704
          Re: Are You an Atheist?

          I understand, Mrs. Etheldreda. What I mean is those people here just don't seem to have any hope left. They never listened to me, no one did. For example, that "ProudPervert" dude. I will keep trying though. Thanks.
          Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7

          Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20

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          • #2705
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            First off i would like to say, with all do respect to you and your followers, that as Pastor "Ezekiel" so finely put it I am "Atheist Scum" and proud of it. Second, I stumbled across this site while doing research for a pseudoscience class about the flat earth theory. Thirdly, this has got to be the most hateful, revolting forum out there (which is saying something, Ive seen Nazi forums), you "people" are the worst people out there for brainwashing about 53,000 other people who could actually be doing something beneficial for society. Fourthly, let's get to know each other: i know that you guys are Fundamentalist Extremists, but you don't know anything about me. I listen to Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Korn, My Chemical Romance, Disturbed, Death, Death Angel, the list goes on and on. I watch Dexter, Supernatural, Doctor Who, and I own any slasher flick (you name it, I got it!!!) I believe in empirically proved science instead of biblical "science". I would really love to know where your church/tele-evangelizing is done at that way I could stand up and yell "BULLSHIT" every two minutes, I have nothing against Christians, hell i was born and bred in a hardcore Catholic family. Finally, I need a new desktop background, so ban me so I can have that epic picture of Michael pushing that kid into the fires of hell (classy by the way, tells that if a person doesn't agree with every single thing Landover Baptist says you're damned.) Well I will be sharing a bottle of Vodka with Lucifer and whoever else you condemn to hell.

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            • #2706
              Re: Are You an Atheist?

              That's nice, and welcome to our friendly forums! If you’d be so kind as to introduce yourself, we’d love to greet you properly. Make an Introduction for yourself here. Tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus in this wicked, dark world.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #2707
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Originally posted by UnsavedandLovin'It View Post
                First off i would like to say, with all do respect to you and your followers...
                The term is "all due respect", but that's moot as you're lying anyway.

                ...you "people" are the worst people out there...


                ...for brainwashing about 53,000 other people who could actually be doing something beneficial for society...
                Actually, I think the ratio is about 100 True Christians™ on the forum and 52,900 that the Bible says are not going to Heaven.

                ...you don't know anything about me...
                Oh so tell us how you're unique.

                ...I listen to Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Korn, My Chemical Romance, Disturbed, Death, Death Angel, the list goes on and on. I watch Dexter, Supernatural, Doctor Who, and I own any slasher flick (you name it, I got it!!!) I believe in empirically proved science instead of biblical "science". I would really love to know where your church/tele-evangelizing is done at that way I could stand up and yell "BULLSHIT" every two minutes, I have nothing against Christians, hell i was born and bred in a hardcore Catholic family...
                You and about 50,000 of the 52,900 I mentioned earlier.

                ...classy by the way, tells that if a person doesn't agree with every single thing God says in the Bible you're damned...
                FTFY.

                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

                ...Well I will be sharing a bottle of Vodka with Lucifer and whoever else you condemn to hell.
                Even wronger. Cure your ignorance, read the Bible.

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                • #2708
                  Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  Originally posted by UnsavedandLovin'It View Post
                  First off i would like to say, with all do respect to you and your followers, that as Pastor "Ezekiel" so finely put it I am "Atheist Scum" and proud of it. Second, I stumbled across this site while doing research for a pseudoscience class about the flat earth theory. Thirdly, this has got to be the most hateful, revolting forum out there (which is saying something, Ive seen Nazi forums), you "people" are the worst people out there for brainwashing about 53,000 other people who could actually be doing something beneficial for society. Fourthly, let's get to know each other: i know that you guys are Fundamentalist Extremists, but you don't know anything about me. I listen to Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Korn, My Chemical Romance, Disturbed, Death, Death Angel, the list goes on and on. I watch Dexter, Supernatural, Doctor Who, and I own any slasher flick (you name it, I got it!!!) I believe in empirically proved science instead of biblical "science". I would really love to know where your church/tele-evangelizing is done at that way I could stand up and yell "BULLSHIT" every two minutes, I have nothing against Christians, hell i was born and bred in a hardcore Catholic family. Finally, I need a new desktop background, so ban me so I can have that epic picture of Michael pushing that kid into the fires of hell (classy by the way, tells that if a person doesn't agree with every single thing Landover Baptist says you're damned.) Well I will be sharing a bottle of Vodka with Lucifer and whoever else you condemn to hell.
                  Dear Godmocking Whore;

                  Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                  Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                  5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                  5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                  Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                  YIC,

                  --Pastor Ezekiel
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #2709
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by UnsavedandLovin'It View Post
                    I have nothing against Christians, hell i was born and bred in a hardcore Catholic family.
                    In that case, you have no idea what True Christians (tm) are like. You have never had the opportunity to know God. Cathlicks are false Christians.

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                    • #2710
                      Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      Anytime! and just as a little FYI I believe in Satan as the personification of man's fundamental desires...or as you "Christians" see them as the Seven Deadly Sins. Really who hasnt Lusted after some young sexy thing, Envied someones job or car, gotten a bit gluttonous toward the holidays, gotten angry, felt sloth via procrastination, gotten a bit prideful when knowing you are doing a good job, or felt greedy when stacks of money are just sitting there. I do believe it says somewhere in that bible you were talking about "Let he who has not sinned throw the first stone" It is perfectly natural to commit each one of the "Deadly Sins" in about an hour

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                      • #2711
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        Originally posted by UnsavedandLovin'It View Post
                        ...or as you "Christians" see them as the Seven Deadly Sins...
                        You mean Catholics, who aren't Christian (as has been mentioned already but you ignored it because it would get in the way of another of your spectacularly uninformed rants). There's NO mention of any "Seven Deadly Sins" in the Bible. It's another Catholic invention (more proof they aren't Christian).

                        True Christians™ know that ALL sins are equally deadly (to the soul, which is what matters to a Christian):

                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

                        Wait a second, I've already mentioned THAT VERY VERSE to you specifically. You really aren't paying attention to anything, are you?

                        Now go ahead and complain about how you're not being treated with "respect".

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                        • #2712
                          Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          From here.
                          The modern concept of the seven deadly sins is linked to the works of the 4th century monk Evagrius Ponticus, who listed eight evil thoughts in Greek as follows:[6]

                          They were translated into the Latin of Western Christianity (largely due to the writings of John Cassian),[7] thus becoming part of the Western tradition's spiritual pietas (or Catholic devotions), as follows:[8]
                          Saint John Cassian (c. 360 – 435), John the Ascetic, or John Cassian the Roman, was a Cathlick monk and theologian celebrated for his mystical writings. Cassian is noted for bringing the ideas and practices of Egyptian monasticism to the early medieval West.

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                          • #2713
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            "DidymusMuch" I wasn't planning on being treated with respect on this forum, so i have never complained about being disrespected. The Roman Catholic Church was the first Christian church that came into existence, then all these other Christian denominations (Baptist included) picked and chose what they liked and formed their own Church. That makes how i was raised a lot more Christian then ya'll are now. Check your history.

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                            • #2714
                              Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              Ew, it's a catlick! Are you a pedophile too? And catlicks aren't even Christians! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7490
                              Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7

                              Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20

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                              • #2715
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Originally posted by UnsavedandLovin'It View Post
                                "DidymusMuch" I wasn't planning on being treated with respect on this forum, so i have never complained about being disrespected. The Roman Catholic Church was the first Christian church that came into existence, then all these other Christian denominations (Baptist included) picked and chose what they liked and formed their own Church. That makes how i was raised a lot more Christian then ya'll are now. Check your history.
                                Some questions for you:

                                - How many times is the word "baptist" in the Bible, and how many times is the word "catholic" in the Bible?

                                - Where does it say "hail mary" in the Bible? Did you know that every time it says "hail" in the Bible, it is talking about frozen water falling from the firmament?

                                - If "pope" means "father" in dago-speak, how do you reconcile that with Matthew 23:9?

                                Check your history? Check your Bible, kid...the most accurate history book ever written.



                                Yours in Christ (NOT "EASY-BAKE OVEN" MARY),

                                Z. Smyth
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