[pringleboyo]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

ugh spank me sky daddy that may or may not exist

[Brentin]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

ugh spank me sky daddy that may or may not exist

Perhaps you could reply with a comment that doesn't make Jesus Cry.

While there is yet time you can repent of this mockery and accept Jesus into your heart. And claim the blood that he unselfishly spilled for your sins and than begin to live a life that is wholesome and pleasing in his sight. Because you registered you obviously have some seeds planted in you. Please stop kicking against the pricks and accept his plan of Salvation.

1 Corinthians 6:9-11
9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. 11And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

ugh spank me sky daddy that may or may not exist

Jesus heard that and your place in the Book of Life has been taken away.

Re:17:8: The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names were not written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, when they behold the beast that was, and is not, and yet is.

[LW1997 (On Moderation)]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I am honest and say that I am not 100 %ly a real one.

And excuse my weak English.

But I can make sure that I am not a Catholic anymore.

I am not saying I am a bad Christian, but sadly I do not follow everything.

[crazyjack13]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

What a surprising amount of the "Atheist Scum" crawling around on this Holy Site. What could there be here for them but undoubtable proof of the strength of Jesus?

[Vince Coreleone]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Mr. Redmond,


You'll see more and more atheist trash come through this site than you could possibly imagine! Be encouraged, God will take care of them in due time, TRUST AND BELIEVE!


Revelation 21:8 King James Version (KJV)

8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

What a surprising amount of the "Atheist Scum" crawling around on this Holy Site. What could there be here for them but undoubtable proof of the strength of Jesus?

A chance for them to attempt to do the works of their masters Satan and Darwin.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

A chance for them to attempt to do the works of their masters Satan and Darwin.

Is it possible that Satan and Darwin are the same person? Something of the sort happened before:

0 Luke 22
3 Then entered Satan into Judas surnamed Iscariot, being of the number of the twelve.
4 And he went his way, and communed with the chief priests and captains, how he might betray him unto them.
5 And they were glad, and covenanted to give him money.
6 And he promised, and sought opportunity to betray him unto them in the absence of the multitude.

He would have gotten quite a lot of money from his book.—.which flew off the shelves at about £1-a-pop or whatever they charged in the 1850's.—.apart from whatever he was paid to do actual work, so the parallel is quite close.

[adabbadon]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

hi

[Didymus Much]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

hi

Sorry, the top-secret "Make a Post So Inane and Pointless That You Get Insta-Banned for Wasting Jesus' Favourite Bandwidth" contest was last week, so you lose out on the $14 cash prize.


To apply for the consolation (Salvation(tm) and a ticket to eternal paradise [post-mortem, ofc.]), please make your own intro thread in the appropriate named subforum here at Landover. Maybe you won't make Jesus retch like I apparently do.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

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The dab went out ages ago. Now it's the chicken song making a comeback:

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

hi

Welcome, friend! Welcome to God’s Favourite Forum: the least unfriendly forum in the World

What church do you go to, what is you favourite Bible(KJV1611) verse and when did you start you walk with Christ?



YIC

[Praisejesu-s]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

wats the differunce?

Roman Catholics believe in God and Christ.
Atheists do not.

[Basilissa]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Roman Catholics believe in God and Christ.
Atheists do not.

Roman Catholics also believe in a multitude of "saints," many of whom are crudely Christianized pagan saints. That means there's no difference between Roman Catholics and pagans. From the Heaven/Hell point of view, Catholics, pagans, and atheists will go to Hell for their anti-christian beliefs, so really, there's no difference between the different sorts of the unsaved.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

That is the worst argument I have ever heard, I know that you take the Bible very literally, but seriously? Anyone who says they are above others is narcissistic and shows excessive pride (wait, isn't that a sin?)
Thanks
-Your Friendly Neighbourhood Atheist

You should check out the Demoncratic plan for America, memelord747. All this contact tracing done in the name of Covid-19 is in preparation for registering Christians for Operation Deep Penetration. Their persecution will penetrate deep into our homes, removing family members to be reprogrammed and vaccinated so RFID chips can be implanted. This is straight out of the Book of Revelation, and even worse if you can believe it. And if you can imagine it, you should be able to believe it. This is the Power of the Lord. This is how Churches grow and increase their flocks.

If you have not accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior, now would be the perfect time. In doing so, you will avoid the eternal Lake of Fire the Bible talks about, this is where Satan and all his rebellious children will go. But you will not be an honored guest. You will be a sex toy to the demons who will take out their anger and fury on your rectum with their barbed tallywackers. Even the Sodomites who think this is heaven will realize the horror of their eternal fate before long.

Of course we pray for our enemies and evil doers, that God may soften your jaded hearts and remove the scales from your eyes. But you alone can repent. Repent dear, for the time is at hand. You only have so many tomorrows before you anal cavity is turned into a demonic KitchenAid sausage maker for the amusement of Satan's minions.