[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Actually, evolution doesn't state that we evolved from monkeys, so why would evolutionists worship monkeys? However, let's say we did, why would we worship them? The ancestors we evolved from are inferior to us (hence we evolved). Is there any benefit/reward to worshipping them? No, so why would we? The reason you worship god is because you believe for doing so you will be 'saved' etc.

Clearly, you are an excrement thrower; The term for worship comes from a word that means "to bow down, to pay homage toward, etc." You worship monkeys by upholding the lie that humans are just exalted animals. You push Darwinism and promote it like it is the answer to society's problems, when in fact it is the cause. Teach children they are monkeys and they will ACT like monkeys! This is why anal sex is on the rise.

[Kranez]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Actually, evolution doesn't state that we evolved from monkeys, so why would evolutionists worship monkeys? However, let's say we did, why would we worship them? The ancestors we evolved from are inferior to us (hence we evolved). Is there any benefit/reward to worshipping them? No, so why would we? The reason you worship god is because you believe for doing so you will be 'saved' etc.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Indeed, having sex with Homer is a bad idea..

That's true, baby dog.

I take it you've tried?

[The BabyGod]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

There is no such thing as a "homersexural Christian." Remember that.

Indeed, having sex with Homer is a bad idea..

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Pastor, I'm not sure whether I agree with your last option: "I'm a queer. What's God?"
I think it's just a little insulting. Why can't homosexuals know and believe in Him?

The Holy Bible tells us that God thinks queers are an abomination, and He wants them dead. Unless they repent of their perverted ways, they can only expect an eternity in hell.

Lev.18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

There is no such thing as a "homersexural Christian." Remember that.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

HAIL CTHULU!

My back acne is unbearable!

Dear Retard:

You can't even be bothered to spell "Cthulhu" correctly, and you expect him to eat you first?

(Where is our "Cthulhu" emoticon, anyway? This is a nice one: )

[Didymus Much]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I am an atheist, but I don't mock Christianity...

Nor should you, until you learn some more about what Christianity really is.

... I acknowledge it, and I have many friends who are Christians...

Do they greet you with cries of "Get thee hence, foul abomination", and "You're going to Hell"? Then they're not Christians.

...who I respect and treat as I would want to be treated...

Fun mental exercise: use the Golden Rule in an encounter with a masochist.

...I agree with the Ten commandments for the most part,...

Even though four out of the ten are solely about glorifying God? How can you agree with glorifying something you don't believe exists?

...and am moved by the stories of the Bible...

Which ones? Is it the rapes, slaughters, drinking to excess (and subsequent exposure of genitals), genocides, or the incest? How do they move you, pervert?

...But that doesn't mean I must believe in Him. I am also open to the fact that he created the world and everything else, but I am open to the Big Bang Theory, or other beliefs...

I believe I'm 5 billion years old, and pulled the world out of my ass. A chunk of corn that I flicked off it became the moon. Are you going to send me your credit card info, now?

...Over all, I just wish that we could all get along and not see each other as enemies, but as friends...

That's nice, but completely NON-Biblical (and thus, NON-Christian).

...We all have some good in us, after all, or at least the capacity to do good.

Go hug Charles Manson and Mullah Omar, then.

Read your Bible (don't have one? read online here) before you post here again, thanks.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Son, how could Redeemed Papist threaten you? He has no authority or power to send you to Hell. That's God's privilege.

I think the reason the poor unsaved trash always feel threatened is because in our righteous rebukes lies their first glimpse of the fire that is prepared for them.

Matthew 13:41-43
13:41 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; 13:42 And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. 13:43 Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

The slow dawning that he is listening to one of the righteous who will shine forth and that he is one of the things that offend and do iniquity is a bitter pill to swallow. How many times do we see them lash out at us in their distress? Over time he may see the truth. He thinks any Christian doesn't see the world in this way and that he can be friends with us while mocking God by not believing. We're just honest on this issue, that's why he's shocked and uncertain.

2 Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

Wise words...

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I am an atheist, but I don't mock Christianity. I acknowledge it, and I have many friends who are Christians who I respect and treat as I would want to be treated. I agree with the Ten commandments for the most part, and am moved by the stories of the Bible. But that doesn't mean I must believe in Him. I am also open to the fact that he created the world and everything else, but I am open to the Big Bang Theory, or other beliefs.
Over all, I just wish that we could all get along and not see each other as enemies, but as friends. We all have some good in us, after all, or at least the capacity to do good.

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

I can't stand wishy washy false Christians that want to inset the big bang and evolution in to God's work but equally I can't stand weak minded atheists who are happy to take bits from the Bible. If your friends are Christians they must believe that you deserve eternal torture for rejecting Jesus, shouldn't that make you take a stronger position?

Read the Bible with an open mind and then either fully reject the cult of atheism or reject your Creator. Don't just sit in the middle. Grow some balls.

YIC


Jack

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Oh, and Redeemed Papist?
If you're trying to threaten me, then let me make this clear.
Aint' gonna work

Son, how could Redeemed Papist threaten you? He has no authority or power to send you to Hell. That's God's privilege.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Oh, and Redeemed Papist?
If you're trying to threaten me, then let me make this clear.
Aint' gonna work

What? Are you one of those internet tough guys?

That's twice now you've acted like we're in some sweaty night spot squaring up over some spilled drink or the rights to some whore's favours.

This is God's holy word we are discussing here and we don't need your kind of aggression, thank you. If our frank honesty about God's word makes you recoil in horror that says more about you than it does about God's word which is perfect and unchanged and as relevant today as always.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I'm not a homosexual. Can I state my opinion here? That is what a forum is, right? Of course I don't want to go to Hell. Why would I? I'm not a masochist or anything.
I'm very sorry if I offended you.

What are you going on about? Are you one of these idiots playing gotcha that we get from time to time? Why would you ask about queers believing in God if you are normal? Do the mental gymnastics that remove the perfectly understandable assumption from my answer and suddenly you don't have to throw a hissy fit.

Queers burn in Hell. End of discussion.

[Manman]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Oh, and Redeemed Papist?
If you're trying to threaten me, then let me make this clear.
Aint' gonna work

[Manman]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

You'll never go to Heaven. It's written. Get that into your head. Just because some people who want your money in their collection plate tell you what you want to hear doesn't mean that deep inside they don't consider you a filthy pervert who needs to repent and start making babies like a normal person. Any Christian worth the name knows you are a hellbound piece of human trash destined for the lake of fire.

God hates you so much if we had true laws based on Biblical morality you could be killed as soon as you were found in sodomy without any comeback to the killers. That's how much God hates you.

Any more questions?

I'm not a homosexual. Can I state my opinion here? That is what a forum is, right? Of course I don't want to go to Hell. Why would I? I'm not a masochist or anything.
I'm very sorry if I offended you.

[Manman]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

We agree but friend we are talking about atheists. They are vile lowlifes who do nothing but mock Christians all day.

Hitler was an atheist after all.

I am an atheist, but I don't mock Christianity. I acknowledge it, and I have many friends who are Christians who I respect and treat as I would want to be treated. I agree with the Ten commandments for the most part, and am moved by the stories of the Bible. But that doesn't mean I must believe in Him. I am also open to the fact that he created the world and everything else, but I am open to the Big Bang Theory, or other beliefs.
Over all, I just wish that we could all get along and not see each other as enemies, but as friends. We all have some good in us, after all, or at least the capacity to do good.