[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Well thank you for the warning.

Tell you what pastor, the first time Satan shows up, I will drive to Freehold, give you all of my possessions and beg for forgiveness and baptism.

Fair?

I have a better idea: Sell everything you own right now and send it all in to me on behalf of Jesus, and I'll Pray for the demons to keep out of your rectum.

Give up your heathen ways and accept Jesus.

[MilitantImbecile]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Meditation is a conduit for demons to enter your head and possess you, use you for their own devices, and claim your soul for satan.

Well thank you for the warning.

Tell you what pastor, the first time Satan shows up, I will drive to Freehold, give you all of my possessions and beg for forgiveness and baptism.

Fair?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I guess I have to go with "agnostic" although it doesn't really suit me. I don't "need God to bitchslap me" but some twinge or something.

Perhaps the so called "still small voice"? I spend enough time in meditation, he could contact me any time he likes.

Until then, I'll continue to live my life as best I can.

Meditation is a conduit for demons to enter your head and possess you, use you for their own devices, and claim your soul for satan.

[MilitantImbecile]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I guess I have to go with "agnostic" although it doesn't really suit me. I don't "need God to bitchslap me" but some twinge or something.

Perhaps the so called "still small voice"? I spend enough time in meditation, he could contact me any time he likes.

Until then, I'll continue to live my life as best I can.

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

There's an introduction thread? I didn't know. It's hard to find things when your website is designed like an Ikea.

...I'm trying to be very patient here.............................................. .......................................

1. Go to The Introduction Forum.
2. Look right Above the icon called "New Thread".
3. Read (Starting from the left).
4. Follow instructions.

You're on your own now. Let's see how you do.

YIC

[Big_Tyro]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Yeah, why are you here and why can't you be bothered to make an introductory post like you were nicely asked to?

And please do it in the introductory thread. I know it's hard for you idiots to understand such things like rules, but hey, humor us.

There's an introduction thread? I didn't know. It's hard to find things when your website is designed like an Ikea.

[Big_Tyro]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Yes. Why do you hate God? It is certainly a personal sin that makes you mock Him.

Me hating god is like you hating Bigfoot.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I am a reasonable man.
I donate to charity.
I help the environment.
I do volunteer work.
I have never drank alcohol or smoked any illegal substances.
I believe everyone was born as an equal.
I am an Athiest.
Any questions?

Yeah, why are you here and why can't you be bothered to make an introductory post like you were nicely asked to?

And please do it in the introductory thread. I know it's hard for you idiots to understand such things like rules, but hey, humor us.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I am an Athiest.
Any questions?

Yes. Why do you hate God? It is certainly a personal sin that makes you mock Him. Something in your life makes you shun your Creator in favor of filthy sin. Sexual? Chemical dependancy?

We can only help you let Jesus scrub your stained and corrupt soul clean if you are honest.

Will you take Him inside you this night and save yourself from an eternity in Hell?

In Christ

[Big_Tyro]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I am a reasonable man.
I donate to charity.
I help the environment.
I do volunteer work.
I have never drank alcohol or smoked any illegal substances.
I believe everyone was born as an equal.
I am an Athiest.
Any questions?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Don't worry, I'm not an atheist, just a Wiccan.

Blessed be y'all!

Who would call themselves Wiccanwarrior? It's all the language of hate and oppression 'you' people, isn't it?

Typical of a heathen

YIC

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Don't worry, I'm not an atheist, just a Wiccan.

Blessed be y'all!

So just like an atheist, you reject the God of the Bible, but unlike an atheist, you've decided to worship nature, the very thing that proves God's existence to you.

Rom 1:18-25
18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.
20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

What proof can you show me of the existence of the "goddess" you worship who was invented circa the 1930's? You should also head over to the introduction forum and start a thread telling us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[sammy vanlaun]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Don't worry, I'm not an atheist, just a Wiccan.

Blessed be y'all!

[John North]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

You extremistic christians are extremely rude, telling people with other believes to burn in hell.

We don’t tell them to burn in hell; we tell them that they WILL burn in hell. There is a pretty important distinction between the two. The first one (which is NOT true) indicates that we want them to burn in hell, which we really don’t. On the contrary, we want them to change their God mocking lifestyle and become true God loving Christians (that will go to Heaven). However, if they continue to mock God by questioning Him, having anal sex, making abortions etc, they WILL go to hell; because that is what God has told us will happen.

There is nothing but love here friend. Now please go and introduce yourself in the introduction forum.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

You know, you can't proof there isn't an invisible flying unicorn named Ahrahurt above your head right now...

Hello, Stupid, and welcome to the forum. Please start a thread over in the introduction forum, where most people tell us what church they go to and what their favorite Bible verse is and how they came to find Jesus. Perhaps you could tell us why you do not go to church, why you blindly reject the Bible and why you hate Jesus so much.