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  • New Creation
    Recalcitrant
    • Jun 2011
    • 264

    #1891
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by godlessguiltfree View Post
    Why is my title automatically "unsaved trash"?

    This website embodies the problem we face in the modern era, where we have all these religions that have resulted in bloodshed for all of written human history. The argument of "you are with us or against us" will only result in the end of the human race through war.
    I'm just letting you know that

    A.) This isn't a debate forum; and

    B.) You're arguing with THE Ezekiel Bathfire, aka, Christ's Rotweiller

    Your odds aren't good.

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    • godlessguilty
      Unsaved trash
      • Jun 2011
      • 10

      #1892
      Re: Are You an Atheist?

      Originally posted by New Creation View Post
      I'm just letting you know that

      A.) This isn't a debate forum; and

      B.) You're arguing with THE Ezekiel Bathfire, aka, Christ's Rotweiller

      Your odds aren't good.
      hahahaha, thanks, that was awesome

      Well, I'll leave I guess, just looking for answers.
      Seems like a lot of fear which leads to anger which leads to hate which leads to the dark side.
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • godlessguilty
        Unsaved trash
        • Jun 2011
        • 10

        #1893
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        Because there is no record of your being baptized at any Landmarkist Baptist Church.

        "We"??? Who are "we"? You mean like Armageddon? Why are you opposed to the 2nd Coming?
        I wasn't referring to the fictitious acid trip called Amageddon.
        I'm not opposed to a first coming or a second coming, both also fictitious.
        I'm confused by a religion that refers to outsiders as trash, but preaches love.
        Or don't you put love above all else? Christ's attack dog?
        Sounds conflicted. Look I was born here on earth like you, and we were all little kids that played and ran and learned to ride bikes. Somewhere along the way we all got exposed to religion in one form or another. For me, it was easy to see it just didn't fit. How did religion come to you? A parent?
        A chance encounter? Why does an old story become truth for you?
        Why do follow a silent leader? Don't you feel something is missing?
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • NoMercy
          Unsaved trash, 78 year old virgin
          Under Investigation
          • Jun 2011
          • 6

          #1894
          Re: Are You an Atheist?

          Could you provide the IP addresses of the Atheists? I'd like to hunt them down.

          Once I'm finished with them, I'll address the remaining cowards and abominations.
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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          • New Creation
            Recalcitrant
            • Jun 2011
            • 264

            #1895
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Originally posted by NoMercy View Post
            Could you provide the IP addresses of the Atheists? I'd like to hunt them down.

            Once I'm finished with them, I'll address the remaining cowards and abominations.
            You don't worry about that. The United States Department of Faith (DOF) has video and audio surveillance on every computer that accesses these forums. If there's an atheist here, the DOF, NSA, CIA, and FBI are all aware. Leave the hunting to them.

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            • NoMercy
              Unsaved trash, 78 year old virgin
              Under Investigation
              • Jun 2011
              • 6

              #1896
              Re: Are You an Atheist?

              Well...no...that's not fine and dandy.

              Those liberal governmental organizations have their tentacles all a groppin' about our business--I suspect they're gay or run by gays at least. These loonies are all our problems and we should not trust anyone to take care of em' but us.

              I mean, if they did there job why are there so many infestin' this forum?
              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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              • NoMercy
                Unsaved trash, 78 year old virgin
                Under Investigation
                • Jun 2011
                • 6

                #1897
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Also, I am highly offended by this unsaved trash business.

                And I, a virgin!?!? I've had over a dozen wives during my 78 years!! For of them remain!! Countless children, and ye dare label me a virgin!? I hope God strikes down the vermin who had the gall of placing that upon my title!!
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                • Tartaros
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jun 2011
                  • 4

                  #1898
                  Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  Originally posted by NoMercy View Post
                  Could you provide the IP addresses of the Atheists? I'd like to hunt them down.

                  Once I'm finished with them, I'll address the remaining cowards and abominations.
                  These are the kind of statements that a Christian should not make (anyone for that mather).
                  Why is it ok for you to hunt us down ??
                  Is that not against gods will.
                  If not why would he aprove off this was he not off pease ?

                  How can you believe in a god when there are little children dieing because their isn't enough food or because of illnesses.
                  It ain't their fault that they where born like that on the world.
                  You can't choose your parents or where you grow up in.

                  I can't see why "god" would let them suffer.
                  Same goes to people who are raped, tortured or killed because a @sshole.
                  If he was all powerfull he would stop these kind of things.
                  Not let the innocent get hurt.

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                  • New Creation
                    Recalcitrant
                    • Jun 2011
                    • 264

                    #1899
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by Tartaros View Post
                    These are the kind of statements that a Christian should not make (anyone for that mather).
                    Why is it ok for you to hunt us down ??
                    Is that not against gods will.
                    If not why would he aprove off this was he not off pease ?
                    Actually it is God's will that we hunt you down:

                    "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." - Exodus 22:18

                    And for the low, low price of $4.25 you can get your very own Witch Hunting Permit and (pending your Salvation© and approval of your tithing ammortization schedule) join in on Landover Baptist's annual Halloween Witch Hunt!

                    How can you believe in a god when there are little children dieing because their isn't enough food or because of illnesses.
                    It's easy:

                    "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God." - Psalm 14:1

                    It ain't their fault that they where born like that on the world.
                    You can't choose your parents or where you grow up in.
                    You can't choose your parents- but God can, and does, because he predestines everything about your life:

                    "Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, [and] I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations." - Jeremiah 1:5

                    I can't see why "god" would let them suffer.
                    Same goes to people who are raped, tortured or killed because a @sshole.
                    If he was all powerfull he would stop these kind of things.
                    Not let the innocent get hurt.
                    You don't have to get it. Your "getting it" has no impact on the fact that God exists, and your opinions have no impact on His sovereign will. Next to God, your intelligence and pride isn't just meaningless, it's an insult to your Creator. God told Job the same thing:

                    Job 38:3-6

                    Gird up now thy loins like a man; for I will demand of thee, and answer thou me.

                    Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding.

                    Who hath laid the measures thereof, if thou knowest? or who hath stretched the line upon it?

                    Whereupon are the foundations thereof fastened? or who laid the corner stone thereof;

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                    • Tartaros
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jun 2011
                      • 4

                      #1900
                      Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      Originally posted by New Creation View Post
                      Actually it is God's will that we hunt you down:

                      "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." - Exodus 22:18

                      And for the low, low price of $4.25 you can get your very own Witch Hunting Permit and (pending your Salvation© and approval of your tithing ammortization schedule) join in on Landover Baptist's annual Halloween Witch Hunt!



                      It's easy:

                      "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God." - Psalm 14:1



                      You can't choose your parents- but God can, and does, because he predestines everything about your life:

                      "Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, [and] I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations." - Jeremiah 1:5



                      You don't have to get it. Your "getting it" has no impact on the fact that God exists, and your opinions have no impact on His sovereign will. Next to God, your intelligence and pride isn't just meaningless, it's an insult to your Creator. God told Job the same thing:

                      Job 38:3-6

                      Gird up now thy loins like a man; for I will demand of thee, and answer thou me.

                      Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding.

                      Who hath laid the measures thereof, if thou knowest? or who hath stretched the line upon it?

                      Whereupon are the foundations thereof fastened? or who laid the corner stone thereof;
                      Omg you are right.
                      I did not look at it that way.

                      Please give me advise on how i can change my believes.
                      I have done so many wrong things in live.
                      Do you think god wil forgive my sins.

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                      • Servant of Cthulhu
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2011
                        • 6

                        #1901
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        It doesn't matter if your a christian or atheist, you will still die the same horrible, agonizing death as your mind is destroyed once my master awakens.

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                        • Zechariah Smyth
                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 15251

                          #1902
                          Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          Originally posted by Servant of Cthulhu View Post
                          It doesn't matter if your a christian or atheist, you will still die the same horrible, agonizing death as your mind is destroyed once my master awakens.
                          Freddie Mercury ain't waking up, sugar.

                          Yours in Christ,

                          Z. Smyth
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                          • Servant of Cthulhu
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jun 2011
                            • 6

                            #1903
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                            Freddie Mercury ain't waking up, sugar.

                            Yours in Christ,

                            Z. Smyth
                            It looks like you went insane long before Cthulhu started his rebirth.

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                            • New Creation
                              Recalcitrant
                              • Jun 2011
                              • 264

                              #1904
                              Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              Originally posted by Servant of Cthulhu View Post
                              It looks like you went insane long before Cthulhu started his rebirth.
                              Insane? You're the one who believes in a god that some dead guy made up, that there's not a shred of evidence for, and that is "rebirthed"- whatever that means.

                              Friend, put down the doobie and give your heart to Jesus.

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                              • Servant of Cthulhu
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jun 2011
                                • 6

                                #1905
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Originally posted by New Creation View Post
                                Insane? You're the one who believes in a god that some dead guy made up, that there's not a shred of evidence for, and that is "rebirthed"- whatever that means.

                                Friend, put down the doobie and give your heart to Jesus.

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