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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1921
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by ImBlind View Post
    I might have said a few naughty sentences, but you guys have a whole site of hypocrisy and intolerance.
    Where does the Holy Bible command that we tolerate unsaved scum, atheists, queers, witches, or any other degenerate?

    This is a Christian forum. Why are you here? No one invited you.

    Unsaved NOT Welcome!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #1922
      Re: Are You an Atheist?

      Originally posted by ImBlind View Post
      Gonna have to pass on both offers, Pastor Ezekiel. Just asking, who am I appearing to be an ass towards? I might have said a few naughty sentences, but you guys have a whole site of hypocrisy and intolerance.
      Hypocrites are people who don't practice what they preach. You have accused us of intolerance, and yet you are intolerant of our ways. How is this not hypocrisy?
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #1923
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        Hypocrites are people who don't practice what they preach. You have accused us of intolerance, and yet you are intolerant of our ways. How is this not hypocrisy?
        Yes, is this unsaved swine accusing us of being secret atheists or something equally ludicrous???

        Do we TRUE Christians(tm) look like we are into ass sex? NO!

        Then we are not atheists.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #1924
          Re: Are You an Atheist?

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          Yes, is this unsaved swine accusing us of being secret atheists or something equally ludicrous???

          Do we TRUE Christians™ look like we are into ass sex? NO!

          Then we are not atheists.
          Do we steal Bibles and infants only to burn them in occult ceremonies? NO!

          Do we cry ourselves to sleep every night out of the guilt of having no one to forgive us for our crimes against God? NO!

          Do we rape young boys and paint our faces with the santorum before we invade the homes of innocent Christian families? NO!

          Therefore we are not atheists.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • queer emo fag
            Unsaved trash
            • Jun 2011
            • 9

            #1925
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            lmfao why yes, i am and fucking proud! if there's a hell (which there's not) then i'm more than happy to burn in it! i think it's also really funny that even though jesus is supposed to be "all forgiving" and shit that if you don't believe then you still go to hell. what happened to forgiveness there? good thing there's no heaven or hell or else i would be screwed. xD
            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
            abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #1926
              Re: Are You an Atheist?

              Originally posted by nea666 View Post
              lmfao why yes, i am and piffleing proud! if there's a hell (which there's not) then i'm more than happy to burn in it! i think it's also really funny that even though jesus is supposed to be "all forgiving" and shit that if you don't believe then you still go to hell. what happened to forgiveness there? good thing there's no heaven or hell or else i would be screwed. xD
              Hell is full of surprised godmockers, punk.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • queer emo fag
                Unsaved trash
                • Jun 2011
                • 9

                #1927
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                lol oh well. xD i would probably get along better with satan anyways. hahaha i would (if it existed) be with the people who enjoyed life while they could instead of people who were too afraid of "god" to really live.
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #1928
                  Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  Originally posted by queer emo fag View Post
                  lol oh well. xD i would probably get along better with satan anyways. hahaha i would (if it existed) be with the people who enjoyed life while they could instead of people who were too afraid of "god" to really live.
                  Jesus has designed hell to contain unspeakably horrible and painful tortures for you specifically, boy. It's not a big gay orgy with pink tea cups.

                  Better take a look at THIS.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • queer emo fag
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jun 2011
                    • 9

                    #1929
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    i am a girl just to let you know. and if there is a hell i can't wait for that! sounds like fun. and an orgi with pink tea cups? man, i wish xD haha and don't lie, you would probably love that. lol
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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                    • MentalHaze
                      Unsaved trash, Monkey worshiper
                      • Jun 2011
                      • 49

                      #1930
                      Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      Im a proud atheist because I worship nobody. Not a god, monkey or human.
                      Atheism lets me be free from any suppression that religion offers. You can live only once i plan to live it fullest without any restriction.

                      It doesnt mean that im a criminal. Im a normal human.
                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #1931
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        Originally posted by MentalHaze View Post
                        Im a proud atheist because I worship nobody. Not a god, monkey or human.
                        Atheism lets me be free from any suppression that religion offers. You can live only once i plan to live it fullest without any restriction.
                        Well since you're from Estonia it doesn't surprise me that you embrace Darwinism. That's what your pal Hitler did. You Estonians have a lot to answer for.



                        Originally posted by MentalHaze View Post
                        It doesnt mean that im a criminal. Im a normal human.
                        It is not normal to be an atheist. Normal people worship Jesus.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • MentalHaze
                          Unsaved trash, Monkey worshiper
                          • Jun 2011
                          • 49

                          #1932
                          Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          The Estonian Legion was created during nazi occupation. The reason why so many joined was because we could have our revenge on communists who slaughered thousands of people for no reason.

                          But stop living in the past. Now Estonia is a very democratic country.
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • appletree
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 16

                            #1933
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            Parody

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                            • Meltor
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 2

                              #1934
                              Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              That's what your pal Hitler did. You Estonians have a lot to answer for.
                              You know that Hitler was acting in Christ's name? He blamed the jews for the death of Christ. Your statement shows just how arrogant you are.

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                              • Meltor
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 2

                                #1935
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                And also. Your forum signature states that Jesus will punish the unforgiving and the unmerciful. Are you not being both of those by damning all those that don't share the same views as you? Does the bible not preach forgiveness in any case? Just because the bible says that these things are wrong, it's not your place to judge.

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