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  • jejejungle
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    • Jan 2012
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    #2101
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
    Using brains to cure shit (I assume you mean like curing bacon) would not work.

    Idiot.

    Praise Jesus!
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    why are you rude? you know you're gay...and gay people are nice to other guys.

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    • andyrobert_smith
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      • Feb 2012
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      #2102
      Re: Are You an Atheist?

      Gays are not nice to others - they are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord

      Leviticus 18:22
      Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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      • jejejungle
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        #2103
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by andyrobert_smith View Post
        Gays are not nice to others - they are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord

        Leviticus 18:22
        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
        really?

        so you all say that you love Jesus and you are in love with him and you sleep with him and so on...and he is a guy. This makes you gay my friends

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        • andyrobert_smith
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          • Feb 2012
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          #2104
          Re: Are You an Atheist?

          I look forward to the day when you pay for your blasphemy. The only thing you will experience up your bottom will be Satan's flaming spear.

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          • jejejungle
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            #2105
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Originally posted by andyrobert_smith View Post
            I look forward to the day when you pay for your blasphemy. The only thing you will experience up your bottom will be Satan's flaming spear.
            yes... I will go to hell in every relogion.... but I'll have you all along side me))

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            • Dr Laurence Niles
              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
               
              • Jan 2012
              • 9063

              #2106
              Originally posted by jejejungle View Post
              why are you rude? you know you're gay...and gay people are nice to other guys.
              I would go further and say gays are the worst kind of people: they chose to spit in Jesus' face by having many anonymous partners (trawling through a multitude of terrible toilet tribesmen). The above post gives chapter and verse for why it is wrong.

              I'm sorry if expressing my opinion counts as rude where you come from: on Gods' friendliest website it's called being honest

              Romans 12:17 Recompense to no man evil for evil. Provide things honest in the sight of all men.

              As for me knowing I'm gay I must say that you seem to hold your ability to read minds in high regard; a sorcerous ability you must have some pride in?

              Malachi 3:5 And I will come near to you to judgment; and I will be a swift witness against the sorcerers, and against the adulterers, and against false swearers, and against those that oppress the hireling in his wages, the widow, and the fatherless, and that turn aside the stranger from his right, and fear not me, saith the LORD of hosts.

              So God judges sorcerers in the same way he judges adulters and bearers of false witness. Let's see what God says about that, shall we?

              Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

              So (by your logic) if you have sorcerous powers and can correctly divine aspects about me that you have no natural way of knowing you are by definition a dirty scumbag socerer who is destined to go to Hell.

              So either you have no idea if I'm gay and are just hoping or you are a filthy scumbag wizard who cannot be trusted and is off to Hell as soon as his magic runs out.

              Which is it, Gandalf?

              Jesus will be there!
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              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • andyrobert_smith
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                • Feb 2012
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                #2107
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Well said -

                Leviticus 20:27
                A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                • jejejungle
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                  #2108
                  Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  Originally posted by andyrobert_smith View Post
                  Well said -

                  Leviticus 20:27
                  A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
                  Mark 9:39 But Jesus said, Forbid him not: for there is no man which shall do a miracle in my name, that can lightly speak evil of me.

                  Mark 13:6 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

                  Mark 16:17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;

                  so... which one of there are you guys?

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                  • Alphonse Alban
                    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                     
                    • Feb 2011
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                    #2109
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by jejejungle View Post
                    Mark 9:39 But Jesus said, Forbid him not: for there is no man which shall do a miracle in my name, that can lightly speak evil of me.

                    Mark 13:6 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

                    Mark 16:17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;

                    so... which one of there are you guys?
                    Has someone here performed miracle in Jesus' name, then lightly spoken evil of Jesus? Has someone here claimed to be Christ and deceived many? Has someone here been casting out devils and speaking with new tongues?

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                    • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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                      #2110
                      Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      Originally posted by jejejungle View Post
                      Mark 9:39 But Jesus said, Forbid him not: for there is no man which shall do a miracle in my name, that can lightly speak evil of me.

                      Mark 13:6 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

                      Mark 16:17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;

                      so... which one of there are you guys?
                      You list three separate verses with three separate and disjoint meanings and ask us to pick which one we are? It's a question that can't be answered! We have cast out many demons, so of course we have proven Mark 16:17 true, we do not speak lightly of our Lord and Savior. Finally, of course we are quick to point out those who seek to deceive people by claiming to be of the Lord (we were the first to condemn Joel Osteen for example). We exemplify ALL of the Bible, my friend, not just one verse!
                      Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
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                        #2111
                        Originally posted by jejejungle View Post
                        Mark 9:39 But Jesus said, Forbid him not: for there is no man which shall do a miracle in my name, that can lightly speak evil of me.

                        Mark 13:6 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

                        Mark 16:17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;

                        so... which one of there are you guys?
                        I'm still waiting for you to answer my original question:

                        Are you a worthless wizard or a hopeful homo?

                        Let Jesus love you!
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                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • andyrobert_smith
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                          • Feb 2012
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                          #2112
                          Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          Either way he is hell-bound

                          Leviticus 18:22
                          Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                          Leviticus 20:27
                          A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                             
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 9063

                            #2113
                            Originally posted by andyrobert_smith View Post
                            Either way he is hell-bound

                            Leviticus 18:22
                            Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                            Leviticus 20:27
                            A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
                            Yup. The Big Man is gonna burn him up good (in His Mercy).

                            I love God
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                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • andyrobert_smith
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                              • Feb 2012
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                              #2114
                              Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              Its gone quiet in the wizard/homer's direction hasn't it?

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                              • Experience
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                                #2115
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                JESUS IS NOT REAL PEOPLE, OPEN UP YOUR EYES!

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