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  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409
    #2086
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by jejejungle View Post
    Or at least cure a cold with prayers only... Please make this miracle for us
    Your colds don't get better after a few days of vigorous praying?

    God must really hate you!
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • jejejungle
        Unsaved trash
        • Jan 2012
        • 35
        #2087
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        Your colds don't get better after a few days of vigorous praying?

        God must really hate you!
        My colds usually don't last more than 2-3 days... without praying. Yours? Instant cured I presume...

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409
            #2088
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Originally posted by jejejungle View Post
            My colds usually don't last more than 2-3 days... without praying. Yours? Instant cured I presume...
            So how can you say God doesn't cure colds? You implied you didn't think a cold could be cured, which I must say surprised me somewhat.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • jejejungle
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                • Jan 2012
                • 35
                #2089
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                So how can you say God doesn't cure colds? You implied you didn't think a cold could be cured, which I must say surprised me somewhat.
                Please read carefully what I've said. I said YOU can't cure anything.

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409
                    #2090
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by jejejungle View Post
                    Please read carefully what I've said. I said YOU can't cure anything.
                    That's correct. God cures things. Well done.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • jejejungle
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 35
                        #2091
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        That's correct. God cures things. Well done.
                        Right. God can heal anything... through our doctor friends, through medicine, through the plant properties, etc.

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775
                            #2092
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            Originally posted by jejejungle View Post
                            Right. God can heal anything... through our doctor friends, through medicine, through the plant properties, etc.
                            Jesus healed without any doctors, friends, medicine, or plants. Through His Divine Authority disease and demons left those inflicted, those who had faith anyway.

                            And he healed many that were sick of divers diseases, and cast out many devils; and suffered not the devils to speak, because they knew him.
                            Mark 1:34


                            If Jesus/God could do it then, God/Jesus can do it now. All it takes is sincere faith.

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Alphonse Alban
                                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                                 
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 5724
                                #2093
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                Jesus healed without any doctors, friends, medicine, or plants. Through His Divine Authority disease and demons left those inflicted, those who had faith anyway.

                                And he healed many that were sick of divers diseases, and cast out many devils; and suffered not the devils to speak, because they knew him.
                                Mark 1:34


                                If Jesus/God could do it then, God/Jesus can do it now. All it takes is sincere faith.

                                Amen, sister! Jesus is a true healer.

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                                  • Bobby-Joe
                                    Landover Security Superviser
                                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 18405
                                    #2094
                                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                    You see our Loving Savior, like His Heavenly Father God Almighty, isn't a paranoid, insecure, homicidal, control freak, narcissist needing constant praise so Christ is content to lead mortal doctors and the pharmaceutical industry claim credit for The Good Lord's TRUE miracles. Christ just sits back and smiles at the doctors knowing they will be burning in Hell for their false pride.

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                                      • jejejungle
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        • Jan 2012
                                        • 35
                                        #2095
                                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                        Jesus healed without any doctors, friends, medicine, or plants. Through His Divine Authority disease and demons left those inflicted, those who had faith anyway.

                                        And he healed many that were sick of divers diseases, and cast out many devils; and suffered not the devils to speak, because they knew him.
                                        Mark 1:34


                                        If Jesus/God could do it then, God/Jesus can do it now. All it takes is sincere faith.

                                        Yes, Jesus/God not you motherfuckers! You can't cure shit!

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                                          • Thomas Dalton
                                            Forum Member
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Nov 2011
                                            • 296
                                            #2096
                                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                            I can't say it any better than Brother Redeemed has already told you.

                                            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                            That's correct. God cures things. Well done.
                                            John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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                                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                                Gushing for Jesus
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2011
                                                • 23775
                                                #2097
                                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                                Originally posted by jejejungle View Post
                                                Yes, Jesus/God not you motherpiffleers! You can't cure shit!
                                                Wow, such anger. Such pain. What happened to you that you are so angry with God?

                                                To reply to your comment, you are right. We cannot cure. It is the LORD who cures. All we can supply is faith. If you have faith, real, genuine, unreserved faith, you will be cured of any and all ailments. It's true.

                                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78555
                                                    #2098
                                                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                                    Originally posted by jejejungle View Post
                                                    Yes, Jesus/God not you motherpiffleers! You can't cure shit!
                                                    Why would anyone want to cure shit?

                                                    God knows what we should do with it.

                                                    Deut. 23:13-14: And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee: For the LORD thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • jejejungle
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        • Jan 2012
                                                        • 35
                                                        #2099
                                                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                        Wow, such anger. Such pain. What happened to you that you are so angry with God?

                                                        To reply to your comment, you are right. We cannot cure. It is the LORD who cures. All we can supply is faith. If you have faith, real, genuine, unreserved faith, you will be cured of any and all ailments. It's true.

                                                        great! waw! an onest answer! you can't do anything but point fingers and complain/blame anyone else who thinks diffrently!!!! thank you!!!


                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        Why would anyone want to cure shit?

                                                        God knows what we should do with it.
                                                        dude... you're just dumb! try using your brain for once ... mister stud

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                                                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                                                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                                             
                                                            • Jan 2012
                                                            • 9063
                                                            #2100
                                                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                                            Using brains to cure shit (I assume you mean like curing bacon) would not work.

                                                            Idiot.

                                                            Praise Jesus!
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                                                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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