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  • Mr Holyfire
    Forum Member
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    • Nov 2009
    • 99

    #646
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by John Johnson View Post
    you still haven't proved that the Spaghetti god didn't create the world.
    tip: you can't. Now think about that for a few minutes
    I just proved it. Noodles and meatballs are just food and food cannot create things; it can only be eaten.

    I am not dumb either; you are for believing food can create everything.
    Leonard Paul Holyfire
    Demonologist

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    • John Johnson
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Dec 2009
      • 34

      #647
      Re: Are You an Atheist?

      Originally posted by Mr Holyfire View Post
      I just proved it. Noodles and meatballs are just food and food cannot create things; it can only be eaten.

      I am not dumb either; you are for believing food can create everything.
      Jesus is food too you eat him at communion whats your point?
      Lol
      your dumb because you have a different conception of god than me

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      • Mr Holyfire
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        • Nov 2009
        • 99

        #648
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by John 'Spaghetti Worshiper' Johnson View Post
        your dumb because you have a different conception of god than me
        You're dumb because you have an IQ lower than me, and your grammar is lame. Learn to spell
        Leonard Paul Holyfire
        Demonologist

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        • John Johnson
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Dec 2009
          • 34

          #649
          Re: Are You an Atheist?

          Originally posted by Mr Holyfire View Post
          You're dumb because you have an IQ lower than me, and your grammar is lame. Learn to spell
          I'm smarter than you because I believe that god hates fags,black people, and muslims(same people that I hate) and will damn them to hell for eternity because he loves them so much. And I think I know how to spell.

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197

            #650
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Originally posted by John Johnson View Post
            haha I don't think you know what a strawman arguement it is cause that certainly wasn't. It was implied that the baptism stopped him from sinning. Which is ludicrous to any sane person on this planet, to say you have never sinned since you got baptised.
            It didn't say that anywhere, but what more can you expect from an atheist?

            The grace of God keeps us from sinning, baptism is a manifestation of faith which is the sign of grace. Perhaps he was saved on the same day he was baptized, did you consider that?

            Oh, and I see you didn't point out how those quotes were out of context.

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            • Mr Holyfire
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              • Nov 2009
              • 99

              #651
              Re: Are You an Atheist?

              Originally posted by Spaghetti Loving Hatemonger View Post
              I'm smarter than you because I believe that god hates fags,black people, and muslims(same people that I hate) and will damn them to hell for eternity because he loves them so much. And I think I know how to spell.
              I totally believe a Spaghetti Loving Hatemonger is smarter than me
              If you are really 3 years old then the only way for you to even be posting is if you are possessed by a demon!

              Come here boy and I will beat the spaghetti demon right out of you
              Leonard Paul Holyfire
              Demonologist

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              • John Johnson
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Dec 2009
                • 34

                #652
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Well I'm not atheist first off. To say you've never sinned after you got saved is retarded. I got 'saved' when I was 6 but I've lied,stolen, and cheated. Oh never mind those aren't sins I got saved

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                • Mr Holyfire
                  Forum Member
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                  • Nov 2009
                  • 99

                  #653
                  Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  Originally posted by Spaghetti Loving Hatemonger View Post
                  Well I'm not atheist first off. To say you've never sinned after you got saved is retarded. I got 'saved' when I was 6 but I've lied,stolen, and cheated. Oh never mind those aren't sins I got saved
                  Are you really saved? Then why haven't we got a DOF report telling us yet?

                  Leonard Paul Holyfire
                  Demonologist

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                  • John Johnson
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 34

                    #654
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by Mr Holyfire View Post
                    Are you really saved? Then why haven't we got a DOF report telling us yet?

                    wtf are you talking about DOF report?

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                    • Mr Holyfire
                      Forum Member
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                      • Nov 2009
                      • 99

                      #655
                      Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      Originally posted by Spaghetti Loving Hatemonger View Post
                      wtf are you talking about DOF report?
                      A DoF Report is a report from the Department of Faith that tells us whether or not a person is saved.

                      Guess what your DoF Report told us...

                      Originally posted by Department of Faith
                      Department of Faith Official Report
                      NAME: John Johnson
                      STATUS: Spaghetti Loving Hatemonger
                      Again, unsaved unwelcome!
                      Leonard Paul Holyfire
                      Demonologist

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197

                        #656
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        Originally posted by John Johnson View Post
                        Well I'm not atheist first off. To say you've never sinned after you got saved is retarded. I got 'saved' when I was 6 but I've lied,stolen, and cheated. Oh never mind those aren't sins I got saved
                        If you sinned, you were never really saved to begin with.

                        1 John 2:19They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would no doubt have continued with us: but they went out, that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us.

                        Matthew 7: 21Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

                        1 John 2:3And hereby we do know that we know him, if we keep his commandments. 4He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a liar, and the truth is not in him.


                        Romans 8: 29For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren.
                        30Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.


                        2 Corinthians 5: 17Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

                        More information here: http://www.gotquestions.org/perseverance-saints.html

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                        • John Johnson
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 34

                          #657
                          Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          sounds like a circular arguement

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                          • Mr Holyfire
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                            • Nov 2009
                            • 99

                            #658
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            If you sinned, you were never really saved to begin with.
                            Amen!

                            What do we do about this Spaghetti Loving Hatemonger?
                            Leonard Paul Holyfire
                            Demonologist

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                            • Meek and Humble
                              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                              Biblical Black Belt
                              Jr. Pastor
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 6197

                              #659
                              Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              Originally posted by John Johnson View Post
                              sounds like a circular arguement
                              Please, tell me how its circular.

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                              • John Johnson
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Dec 2009
                                • 34

                                #660
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                christians can't sin but if they do then they were never christians to begin with

                                I'm not going to break it down for you it's right there

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