[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Give me a break, this Ezekial schmuck has limited my response time. Truth must be painful.

Listen, idiot. I was referring to the fact that when you subsequently POSTED (limited response time has nothing to do with it since you POSTED something) you IGNORED the fact that you committed a logical fallacy. And even now, you have yet to admit it. Do you see how stubborn and close-minded you are being? Just like atheists accuse us of being all the time! How interesting that you can't even admit it. Why do you fear admitting that you made a mistake? if you would accept Jesus Christ into your heart, you would know no fear like that.

Now please, stick to the point... did you or did you not present a logical fallacy?

[Noah Dint]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Truth must be painful.

Yes sir. The truth for you will be quite painful. And it will be painful - FOREVER as you rot and burn in Hell. So you dared Him. You told Him to just wipe you out. Your wish is granted.

But we all know that He moves in the most mysterious of ways. Here's how it will all come down...

You are most obviously a very sad and deranged individual. So in many years, the blink of an eye for our Lord, you will most likely do it for Him. Then the fun REALLY begins as you realize the true nature of things.

GLORY!

Praise God!

~WARNING~
Persons of a weak constitution should not read beyond this point.

You will be perpetually raped in hell for all eternity as the skin is burnt off of your body - replaced - and burnt off again. FOREVER. Yes, that's right my new friend - the devil is going to take out his big ol' devil winkie and lube it up really well. Then he will roll it in some rock salt and gravel. And while the demons that are holding you are screaming with delight - he will rape you over and over again.

You have just successfully spit at the Lord. Your options are:

a) He doesn't exist - you don't go to heaven.
b) He does exist - you go to hell.

Myself and the entire Landover Baptist Church wish to congratulate you on such a wonderful decision!

At this point I would say, "See you later.", but we all know that we won't.

Praise God!

-ND

[starkravenmad]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Listen, idiot. I was referring to the fact that when you subsequently POSTED (limited response time has nothing to do with it since you POSTED something) you IGNORED the fact that you committed a logical fallacy. And even now, you have yet to admit it. Do you see how stubborn and close-minded you are being? Just like atheists accuse us of being all the time! How interesting that you can't even admit it. Why do you fear admitting that you made a mistake? if you would accept Jesus Christ into your heart, you would know no fear like that.

Now please, stick to the point... did you or did you not present a logical fallacy?

I accepted your third option and conceded that God has little to no integrity. So what's the problem? Did your mom scoop you an extra helping of dumb this morning?

[starkravenmad]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

At this point I would say, "See you later.", but we all know that we won't.

Praise God!

-ND

Looks like you're wrong cus... here I am!

Hail Satan!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Horrible blasphemy deleted!

Congratulations on being such a hateful bigot. You would come to a Christian forum and say such awful things!

You make the baby Jesus cry in this holy season.

[Aristotle]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

if by good you mean racist then yes you are god's good side

Don't you know that Anne Frank was a Jew? What group do you think killed JESUS? Do you think THE LORD is going to make room in heaven for the bunch that killed his son? Would you?

[Voice_of_Reason001]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

My atheism is based upon the simplefact that there is not a shred of evidence in its favor. There is no more proof for God than the existence of garden fairies under my house, nor any more proof for God than there is for Allah, Bhudda, Thor, Zeus, and others.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

My atheism is based upon the simplefact that there is not a shred of evidence in its favor. There is no more proof for God than the existence of garden fairies under my house, nor any more proof for God than there is for Allah, Bhudda, Thor, Zeus, and others.

Well now that is some kinda strong reasoning. Let me see if I can get a grasp of it. You are an atheist because there is not a shred of evidence in it's favor. Does any one else see a problem with his logic? I can however agree that garden fairies,Allah,Buddha,Zeus and the pasta god do not exist.

[True Disciple]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Well now that is some kinda strong reasoning. Let me see if I can get a grasp of it. You are an atheist because there is not a shred of evidence in it's favor. Does any one else see a problem with his logic? I can however agree that garden fairies,Allah,Buddha,Zeus and the pasta god do not exist.

Atheists aren't generally known for being logically sound in any way. A retard who denies God might accept any conceivable logic, no matter on what argumentation it is based. God says of atheists (John 12:39-40):

Therefore they could not believe, because that Esaias said again, He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them

[Andy the Viking]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Don't you know that Anne Frank was a Jew? What group do you think killed JESUS? Do you think THE LORD is going to make room in heaven for the bunch that killed his son? Would you?

But to you who hear I say, love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you.
(Lukas 6, 27/28)

Listen ...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

But to you who hear I say, love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you.
(Lukas 6, 27/28)

Listen ...

How true those beautiful words were, and still are as they echo down the centuries towards the 2nd Coming. No one in their right mind would go in any way against them.

And yet... and yet... All of the congregation at Landover, from the lowest to me and above, love our Unsaved Trash infesting these boards with Godlessness. What we hate are the enemies of God. For them, as Jesus said, there is no mercy, no compassion, no glory only the endless torture, torment and horror of the darkness of the pits of Hell.

As a Christian, you will understand this.

[Professori]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I'm worried. I thought I was a good person because I don't fall into any of those categories of the damned, but I do lie to my younger siblings about my mental disorder so they wouldn't have to worry about me. The Bible says all liars go are damned, am I going to hell?

[True Disciple]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I'm worried. I thought I was a good person because I don't fall into any of those categories of the damned, but I do lie to my younger siblings about my mental disorder so they wouldn't have to worry about me. The Bible says all liars go are damned, am I going to hell?

The Bible says it doesn't matter at all what you have done as long as you accept Christ as your Lord and Saviour. It might help to read this Godly piece of literature by brother Jack T. Chick for encouragement.

Ps. the only exception to this rule is blasphemy against the Holy Ghost:

Matthew 12:31-32:
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.

Mark 3:29:
But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.

Luke 12:10:
But unto him that blasphemeth against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven.

[Aristotle]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

But to you who hear I say, love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you.
(Lukas 6, 27/28)

Listen ...

Of course as True Christians™, we love our enemies. Its just that the Jews are going to roast in Hell for rejecting Jesus

Luke, Chapter 10
" But into whatsoever city ye enter, and they receive you not, go your ways out into the streets of the same, and say ' Even the very dust of your city, which cleaveth on us, we do wipe off against you': notwithstanding be ye sure of this, that the kingdom of God is come nigh unto you. But I say unto you, that it shall be more tolerable in that day for Sodom, than for that city."

[prodigy8901]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

... Seriously? I came to this forum from the website digg.com. You guys are on one of the top digged articles. Everyone is making fun of you. I saw a post from one of the threads on this board and i thought it was a joke. I came here and looked around and i could not believe my eyes. You "christians" are so immoral, filled with such hatred. Pretend you were not indoctrinated into your faith as a young child and look through these posts again with an open mind. Do you people really believe that, if some sort of higher intelligence existed, it would be such a rude, jealous, hateful ruler? What makes you think there is an ounce of truth from the bible? Is this a serious forum? I suggest anyone reading this should read "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins. Go to a museum, study evolution. The Christian beliefs are pathetic, as well as the christian god. Free yourselves from the evil!