Tweet
First of all, I want to assure every True Christian™ Brother and sister that there are no vampires in or around Freehold, Iowa anymore. Thanks to the stalwart efforts of Brother BJ and his boys in security, that threat has been controlled in our slice of Jesusland (America). 
Police in the ultra-liberal state of Messychusits on the other hand, are experiencing a marked increase in the number of vampire complaints. Lock your doors and windows, get out your KJV Bibles and as much garlic as you can lay your hands on, then take a look at THIS.
Well there you have it! The introduction of vampire movies on DVD causes a marked increase in vampire sightings and complaints. I hope you young people understand now why we have such a strict ban in place on all such trash.
Police in the ultra-liberal state of Messychusits on the other hand, are experiencing a marked increase in the number of vampire complaints. Lock your doors and windows, get out your KJV Bibles and as much garlic as you can lay your hands on, then take a look at THIS.
Headmaster: No Vampires At Our School
Boston Latin H.S. Tries To Quash Rumors
BOSTON -- The headmaster of one of the city's most prestigious exam schools is dealing with an unusual rumor sweeping student classrooms.
There are no vampires at Boston Latin School, says headmaster Lynne Moone Teta.
Students at the school, which was founded in 1635, began e-mailing news organizations Wednesday night with the strange story of vampires roaming the halls.
"Supposedly 3 students believe that they are vampires and today when a student was bitten the police were informed," wrote one student in a message to TheBostonChannel.com. "I heard that one girl was arrested another suspended."
Police, however, denied reports that anyone at the school was bitten. Several arrests have been made, and a trail of blood was found in a dormitory.
The rumors were strong enough to cause anxiety among the student body and disrupt classes on Thursday.
"I seek your cooperation in redirecting your energy toward the learning objectives of the day. Please do not sensationalize or discuss these rumors," Teta wrote in a notice obtained by the Boston Globe and sent to faculty, students and parents.
Teta said she was concerned that some students' safety might be jeopardized because of vampires.
"At no time was anyone's safety in jeopardy," she wrote. "Probably."
In its long, rich history the school's students have included revolutionary firebrands Ben Franklin, Sam Adams, John Hancock, but likely never vampires.
Boston police acknowledged visiting the school Wednesday after learning about the rumors.
"We did go over there and speak to some of the students and quelled the rumors that were going and kind of told them the effect those rumors could have on the rest of the student population," spokesman Eddy Chrispin said.
Interest in vampires among young people has been rekindled in the past year with the release of the hit movie "Twilight". It tells the story of a teenage girl who falls in love with a vampire.
The movie, which stars teen heart throb Robert Pattinson, was released on DVD last weekend. The DVD sold 13 million copies on its first day of sales, according to Entertainment Weekly.
Boston Latin H.S. Tries To Quash Rumors
BOSTON -- The headmaster of one of the city's most prestigious exam schools is dealing with an unusual rumor sweeping student classrooms.
There are no vampires at Boston Latin School, says headmaster Lynne Moone Teta.
Students at the school, which was founded in 1635, began e-mailing news organizations Wednesday night with the strange story of vampires roaming the halls.
"Supposedly 3 students believe that they are vampires and today when a student was bitten the police were informed," wrote one student in a message to TheBostonChannel.com. "I heard that one girl was arrested another suspended."
Police, however, denied reports that anyone at the school was bitten. Several arrests have been made, and a trail of blood was found in a dormitory.
The rumors were strong enough to cause anxiety among the student body and disrupt classes on Thursday.
"I seek your cooperation in redirecting your energy toward the learning objectives of the day. Please do not sensationalize or discuss these rumors," Teta wrote in a notice obtained by the Boston Globe and sent to faculty, students and parents.
Teta said she was concerned that some students' safety might be jeopardized because of vampires.
"At no time was anyone's safety in jeopardy," she wrote. "Probably."
In its long, rich history the school's students have included revolutionary firebrands Ben Franklin, Sam Adams, John Hancock, but likely never vampires.
Boston police acknowledged visiting the school Wednesday after learning about the rumors.
"We did go over there and speak to some of the students and quelled the rumors that were going and kind of told them the effect those rumors could have on the rest of the student population," spokesman Eddy Chrispin said.
Interest in vampires among young people has been rekindled in the past year with the release of the hit movie "Twilight". It tells the story of a teenage girl who falls in love with a vampire.
The movie, which stars teen heart throb Robert Pattinson, was released on DVD last weekend. The DVD sold 13 million copies on its first day of sales, according to Entertainment Weekly.
Comment