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  • #226
    Re: False Religions Register

    Originally posted by pagan_and_proud View Post
    um...wiccans worship the goddess. Not Satan.
    Who is the Horned God, then? You are either lying or you are breathtakingly naive.

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    • #227
      Re: False Religions Register

      Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
      Who is the Horned God, then?
      Maybe it's Moses.



      --Joe
      Have you heard the Good News? There are no gods, there is no hell, and the only sin is being mean to other people.

      There are no ghosts, pixies, hobgoblins, angels, leprechauns, gods, goddesses, demons, minotaurs, devils, witches, warlocks, dragons, or spirits.

      Prayer, magic spells, and doing nothing accomplish exactly the same thing.

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      • #228
        Re: False Religions Register

        Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
        Who is the Horned God, then? You are either lying or you are breathtakingly naive.

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        • #229
          Re: False Religions Register

          During my travels I have come across a rather interesting, if somewhat tentacley, group. They call themselves The Cult of Cthulhu. I'm not sure what I think about them, but I must warn you, don't investigate their watery site if you don't want to get wet!

          Basically, these people worship a giant squid-god made up by H.P. Lovecraft for his book, The Necronomicon. Aparently, someone forgot to tell these fruits that Lovecraft's book is fictional.




          [sarcasm]Truly a handsome devil, isn't he?[/sarcasm]
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          • #230
            Re: False Religions Register

            You haven't been here for quite a while. Thanks for the information about Lovecraft, but his writing was available in the library at the turn of LAST century....way back when WE went to school.

            Don't forget to let us know about Will Shakespeare.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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            • #231
              Re: False Religions Register

              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
              You haven't been here for quite a while. Indeed! I've moved to B.C. (also known as Bring Cash) to take care of my mother, and the process has taken me away from my computer - and my beloved Landover! Thanks for the information about Lovecraft, but his writing was available in the library at the turn of LAST century....way back when WE went to school. Ah, well then I suppose you've already thrown a few of his books on some fires. I just thought I'd give you a head's up on this Cult. It's nearly as bad as The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Touching people with His Noodly Appendage, the nerve!

              Don't forget to let us know about Will Shakespeare.
              I'm watching his every movement through my high-power binoculars as I type. The tricky bastard.
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              • #232
                Re: False Religions Register

                Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                I'm watching his every movement through my high-power binoculars as I type. The tricky bastard.
                Alllie. Did they let you out of the funny farm on furlough, or did you escape again?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #233
                  Re: False Religions Register

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Alllie. Did they let you out of the funny farm on furlough, or did you escape again?
                  Let's just say that I'm a sly fox.
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                  • #234
                    Re: False Religions Register

                    " Muslims (mudslims)
                    Submitted by: the
                    worship: the Moon, although they are really bowing to Satan, who told them to worship the Moon"

                    For the information of those who read this post, Muslims do not worship the moon, nor do we bow to Shaytan (Satan). We pray to Allah, which is Arabic for God, and is used by Arabic speaking Christians as well to name God.

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                    • #235
                      Re: False Religions Register

                      Originally posted by dauodwa View Post
                      " Muslims (mudslims)
                      Submitted by: the
                      worship: the Moon, although they are really bowing to Satan, who told them to worship the Moon"

                      For the information of those who read this post, Muslims do not worship the moon, nor do we bow to Shaytan (Satan). We pray to Allah, which is Arabic for God, and is used by Arabic speaking Christians as well to name God.

                      You are telling lies, mudslime scum. Take a look at THIS. Moohammed (piss be upon him) was a pedophile, and mudslimes worship the moon.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #236
                        Re: False Religions Register

                        Ha, when will people ever learn? Our God is the only true path! Ugh people just tick me off so bad when they start trying to shove their religion down my throat! What if we did that to everyone else? How would they like it then? lol

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                        • #237
                          Re: False Religions Register

                          Originally posted by dauodwa View Post
                          " Muslims (mudslims)
                          Submitted by: the
                          worship: the Moon, although they are really bowing to Satan, who told them to worship the Moon"

                          For the information of those who read this post, Muslims do not worship the moon, nor do we bow to Shaytan (Satan). We pray to Allah, which is Arabic for God, and is used by Arabic speaking Christians as well to name God.

                          We at LBC know all about you mudslum wretches, and your moon-worshipping deathcult.
                          It is not a forum for muslims to proclaim their faith, my bignosed friend. This is a Christian forum. We don't want to know, nor do we care for your religion. Convert to christianity or just shut the hell up.
                          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                          • #238
                            Re: False Religions Register

                            Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
                            Convert to christianity or just shut the hell up.
                            OMG was that even necessary? Ive seen people get banned for being extremely rude, or "outy mouth" language, and if anyone were to be banned for being rude, it SHOULD BE YOU. Good Lord that was a little to much. Sorry to say it, but dang

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                            • #239
                              Re: False Religions Register

                              Originally posted by Just Some Angry Guy View Post
                              OMG was that even necessary? Ive seen people get banned for being extremely rude, or "outy mouth" language, and if anyone were to be banned for being rude, it SHOULD BE YOU. Good Lord that was a little to much. Sorry to say it, but dang
                              Friend, if someone is in the road and a car is speeding towards him, is it rude to try to shove him out of the way of the car?

                              Pastor Billy-Reuben
                              Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                              ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
                              Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
                              #ChristianLivesMatter

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                              • #240
                                Re: False Religions Register

                                Originally posted by Just Some Angry Guy View Post
                                OMG was that even necessary? Ive seen people get banned for being extremely rude, or "outy mouth" language, and if anyone were to be banned for being rude, it SHOULD BE YOU. Good Lord that was a little to much. Sorry to say it, but dang
                                You may have noticed my Avatar - It says 'Anvil of the Antipodes' - not 'pussy-footing limp wristed nancy boy liberal and all round nice guy'.
                                I am happy to say that your opinion matters not, Friend, and between you and I, only my opinion matters, because its an opinion that follows The Bible. Why do you hate Jesus so?
                                The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                                Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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