[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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um...wiccans worship the goddess. Not Satan.

Who is the Horned God, then? You are either lying or you are breathtakingly naive.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Joe the Atheist]

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Who is the Horned God, then?

Maybe it's Moses.



--Joe

[Bobby-Joe]

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Who is the Horned God, then? You are either lying or you are breathtakingly naive.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

More pagans and their cursed Alexander the Great Worship.

[WickedWitch]

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During my travels I have come across a rather interesting, if somewhat tentacley, group. They call themselves The Cult of Cthulhu. I'm not sure what I think about them, but I must warn you, don't investigate their watery site if you don't want to get wet!

Basically, these people worship a giant squid-god made up by H.P. Lovecraft for his book, The Necronomicon. Aparently, someone forgot to tell these fruits that Lovecraft's book is fictional.




[sarcasm]Truly a handsome devil, isn't he?[/sarcasm]

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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You haven't been here for quite a while. Thanks for the information about Lovecraft, but his writing was available in the library at the turn of LAST century....way back when WE went to school.

Don't forget to let us know about Will Shakespeare.

[WickedWitch]

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You haven't been here for quite a while. Indeed! I've moved to B.C. (also known as Bring Cash) to take care of my mother, and the process has taken me away from my computer - and my beloved Landover! Thanks for the information about Lovecraft, but his writing was available in the library at the turn of LAST century....way back when WE went to school. Ah, well then I suppose you've already thrown a few of his books on some fires. I just thought I'd give you a head's up on this Cult. It's nearly as bad as The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Touching people with His Noodly Appendage, the nerve!

Don't forget to let us know about Will Shakespeare.

I'm watching his every movement through my high-power binoculars as I type. The tricky bastard.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm watching his every movement through my high-power binoculars as I type. The tricky bastard.

Alllie. Did they let you out of the funny farm on furlough, or did you escape again?

[WickedWitch]

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Alllie. Did they let you out of the funny farm on furlough, or did you escape again?

Let's just say that I'm a sly fox.

[DumbWood]

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" Muslims (mudslims)
Submitted by: the
worship: the Moon, although they are really bowing to Satan, who told them to worship the Moon"

For the information of those who read this post, Muslims do not worship the moon, nor do we bow to Shaytan (Satan). We pray to Allah, which is Arabic for God, and is used by Arabic speaking Christians as well to name God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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" Muslims (mudslims)
Submitted by: the
worship: the Moon, although they are really bowing to Satan, who told them to worship the Moon"

For the information of those who read this post, Muslims do not worship the moon, nor do we bow to Shaytan (Satan). We pray to Allah, which is Arabic for God, and is used by Arabic speaking Christians as well to name God.

You are telling lies, mudslime scum. Take a look at THIS. Moohammed (piss be upon him) was a pedophile, and mudslimes worship the moon.

[Just Some Angry Guy]

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Ha, when will people ever learn? Our God is the only true path! Ugh people just tick me off so bad when they start trying to shove their religion down my throat! What if we did that to everyone else? How would they like it then? lol

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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" Muslims (mudslims)
Submitted by: the
worship: the Moon, although they are really bowing to Satan, who told them to worship the Moon"

For the information of those who read this post, Muslims do not worship the moon, nor do we bow to Shaytan (Satan). We pray to Allah, which is Arabic for God, and is used by Arabic speaking Christians as well to name God.

We at LBC know all about you mudslum wretches, and your moon-worshipping deathcult.
It is not a forum for muslims to proclaim their faith, my bignosed friend. This is a Christian forum. We don't want to know, nor do we care for your religion. Convert to christianity or just shut the hell up.

[Just Some Angry Guy]

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Convert to christianity or just shut the hell up.

OMG was that even necessary? Ive seen people get banned for being extremely rude, or "outy mouth" language, and if anyone were to be banned for being rude, it SHOULD BE YOU. Good Lord that was a little to much. Sorry to say it, but dang

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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OMG was that even necessary? Ive seen people get banned for being extremely rude, or "outy mouth" language, and if anyone were to be banned for being rude, it SHOULD BE YOU. Good Lord that was a little to much. Sorry to say it, but dang

Friend, if someone is in the road and a car is speeding towards him, is it rude to try to shove him out of the way of the car?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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OMG was that even necessary? Ive seen people get banned for being extremely rude, or "outy mouth" language, and if anyone were to be banned for being rude, it SHOULD BE YOU. Good Lord that was a little to much. Sorry to say it, but dang

You may have noticed my Avatar - It says 'Anvil of the Antipodes' - not 'pussy-footing limp wristed nancy boy liberal and all round nice guy'.
I am happy to say that your opinion matters not, Friend, and between you and I, only my opinion matters, because its an opinion that follows The Bible. Why do you hate Jesus so?