[Pastor Ezekiel]

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what about lutherans?

Read all about them HERE.

[Didymus Much]

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what about lutherans?

They're covered right in the OP (if you're using Chrome, you can <ctrl+F> to find specific text [such as Lutheran] on a page).

[Schnack]

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what about lutherans?

[John Allen]

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Also they think pirates are saints or whatever

[John Allen]

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Pastafarians: They worship the flying spaghetti monster. I'm not even kidding....

[Nicholas Smith]

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Pantheism: They believe that the whole world is God... Stupid or what?

[Basilissa]

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So what makes a religion real ?

Sweetie, you know what would be a polite thing to do? Before charging in here asking question, it would have been polite to create an introduction thread in The introduction forum.

But you caught me in a good mood today. So the answer to your question is, God makes the Christian religion real.

[ImAnAtheist420]

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So what makes a religion real ?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Agnostics don't worship Satan

Wrong again, junior.

Matthew 12:30:
He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[jr12345]

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Agnostics don't worship Satan

[MitzaLizalor]

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Perhaps that was supposed to be an example of a false religion. Since we've already had Jehovo Witnesses (in post #1) posted as recently as 2006, this example might be one of their sub-cults.

Raëlism is one of them, founded by a French racing car driver inside a volcano where "Elohim" had landed to enlighten the world. Fortunate really that he happened to be there, the inside of a volcano not being the best location for worldwide audiences. Sort of like the JW's, except they're Elohim's Witnesses.

The best way to participate is to be a pretty Eurasian, in which case you get free access to his ashram or whatever he calls it.
• some disciples during "Love Hug Day" (their version of Christmas I suppose)
• inside an ashram
• The "prophet" (he says he isn't a prophet), and
• In his previous life

Now at first glance there may not seem many similarities between a French racing car driver and an English Lord.
Enter Brinsley Le Poer Trench, 8th Earl of Clancarty.

6·6MB

Start at page 74 (of the pdf)
..You will recall that after the “Fall” Adam was expelled from Eden.

Therefore the Lord God sent him
forth from the Garden of Eden
to till the ground from whence he came. Genesis 3:23

[and] it was postulated that a number of the Elohim (gods) had indulged in a breeding experiment. This went wrong and they were expelled, too, along with the race of Adam. These were the ‘fallen angels’.
..Now, where was the first earthly Garden of Eden?
..William F. Warren, in his scholarly work Paradise Found, or The Cradle of the Human Race at the North Pole, quotes from a translation by A. M. Sayce taken from a book called Records of the Past:

..We are told of a dwelling which ‘the gods created for’ the first human beings – a dwelling in which they ‘became great’, and ‘increased in numbers’, and the location of which is described in words exactly corresponding to those of Iranian, Indian, Chinese, Eddaic,and Aztecan literature; namely, ‘in the centre of the Earth’.

..Warren places the entrance to this Paradise firmly and squarely in the North Pole area.
..There are many biblical references to this area. Here is a very pertinent one from Job:

He stretches out the north over
the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing.
He bindeth up the waters in his
thick clouds; and the cloud is not rent
under tham.
He holdeth back the face of his
throne, and spreadeth his cloud upon it.
He hath encompassed the waters with
bounds until the day and night come
to an end. Job 26:7-10

..An American who has done considerable research into the hollow Earth theory is Raymond A. Palmer, a magazine editor and publisher.
..In an article Palmer commented upon these verses from Job:

..Viewed from space, the Earth would seem to be spherical, and the hole would not in any way change the regularity of the sphere. (We will be discussing the hole later – Author.) We can easily understand this when Job makes his reiterated mentions of the clouds that cover the hole (polar explorers curse the eternal fog). Particularly in ‘he holdeth back the face of his throne, and spreadeth his cloud upon it’.

..The Scandinavians have a legend of a wonderful land far to the north called Ultima Thule (often confused today with Greenland). Is Ultima Thule in that mysterious area beyond the Pole alleged to lead into the interior of the Earth?
..The well know French writer, Robert Charroux, has written of the legends of the underground worlds of Agartha and Shamballah.
..There are many more references both in the Bible and in classical literature to this legendary inner world.
..Now we will present real, solid proof that the Earth, without any doubt whatsoever, is hollow.

Hmm.. but at second glance.. materialisation inside a volcano vs materialisation inside the Earth? Breeding experiments? Aliens? These JW (or EW) sub-cults fail on so many levels but do stack up well on the FALSE meter so if that contributor was not actually suggesting them, I'll add them now (subject to Pastoral approval).

[Didymus Much]

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Whoever thinks hell is a place is anti Christ in their teachings...

Ok, that's a viable premise, so far so good.

The problem is everything that comes after. Nothing you cite in your painfully incoherent way supports your contention (or even has much, if anything, to do with the subject of Hell in the first place).

Of course, discussion of the natures of Hell and the anti-Christ really don't belong in this thread, so why don't you use the "Search" function to find a better place for your next rant?

[Artiewhitefox]

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Whoever thinks hell is a place is anti Christ in their teachings.

God is light to the saved being a devouring fire to evil. That light turns the wicked into ashes. f Malachi 4:3.

And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the LORD of hosts.

Revelation 20: 9 is when that happens. The wicked are not around the city likes the sands of the sea writhing in agony around the city of God. Don't be ridiculous.

Psalm 104:2

Who coverest thyself with light as with a garment: who stretchest out the heavens like a curtain:
Gods ‘s light is a devouring fire. That is what is Hell to evil on judgment day. That day is described in Revelation 20.
Hebrews 12:29 for our "God is a consuming fire.

King James Bible 1 John 1:5:This then is the message which we have heard of him, and declare unto you, that God is light, and in him is no darkness at all.Revelation 1:16:King James Bible


And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength.

Psalm 104:2
Who coverest thyself with light as with a garment: who stretchest out the heavens like a curtain:
Gods ‘s light is a devouring fire. That is what is Hell to evil on judgment day. That day is described in Revelation 20.
Hebrews 12:29 for our "God is a consuming fire.
King James Bible 1 John 1:5:This then is the message which we have heard of him, and declare unto you, that God is light, and in him is no darkness at all.
Revelation 1:16: King James Bible
And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength.

[Brother John Doe]

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Ancient Alien Theorists (Tsoukalosians)

Worship: Satan and Demons who terrorized the planet after Adam and Eve were evicted from the Garden of Eden

[Oceans676]

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I think Wicca is up there on the list of the worst False Religions. I mean, come on, what person in their right mind lights candles and prays to trees?? I've heard before that Wiccans perform some of their 'rituals' naked AND outdoors. Why?? It's clearly stated in the bible that we are to worship ONLY GOD and NOT his creations (i.e. trees and plants)