[lostsurferinbc]

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holy crap, doesnt look like anyones going to heaven! must be a small place

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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holy crap, doesnt look like anyones going to heaven! must be a small place

So, God's given you the Keys to the Eternal Kingdom, eh? You'll be there whilst He takes a break?

Just who do you think will make it to Heaven, and, more to the point, who will not?

[lostsurferinbc]

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So, God's given you the Keys to the Eternal Kingdom, eh? You'll be there whilst He takes a break?

Just who do you think will make it to Heaven, and, more to the point, who will not?

definitly not any one from landover i can tell you that much

[lostsurferinbc]

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especially when a church designs and make money from t-shirts from hell!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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definitly not any one from landover i can tell you that much

Then you question God's Word? You think He has given us a false document when He gave us KJV 1611? You think His Commandments are to be perhaps, "taken with a dose of healthy skepticism"?

And this is why you are a false Christian - or, to put it another way, no Christian at all!

[lostsurferinbc]

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Then you question God's Word? You think He has given us a false document when He gave us KJV 1611? You think His Commandments are to be perhaps, "taken with a dose of healthy skepticism"?

And this is why you are a false Christian - or, to put it another way, no Christian at all!

your not the only church thats uses the king james bible

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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your not the only church thats uses the king james bible

But very few churches follow all of it.

I've seen many so-called "churches" that allow women to preach, for example! Others that allow homosexuals or people wearing blended fabrics to attend! Some even let their members read horoscopes!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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your not the only church thats uses the king james bible

(a) that addresses none of God's points and (b) I see it as a sign that your post was number 666

[Nobar King]

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Congratulations to LostSurfer for achieving post number 666 in the false religions register. You must have really earned it.

[Ahlen Atheati]

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Question. How can an atheist, who doesn't believe there IS a Satan, worship Satan?

[Max Bayes]

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It's more a process of elimination. A heretic atheist has renounced God, and put himself on the side of Satan. There's no middle ground here. Now, just because you dim-witted, narrow minded deluded atheist types may think that just because you don't believe in God that there automatically isn't a Devil you are, therefore, you aren't worshipping him, don't let that fool you. You are wrong. You are doing exactly what he wants you to do.

Turning your back on God, taking drugs, sticking it up the wrong tube, worshipping men with beards and turtles; it's exactly what he wants. But don't feel bad, you can always renounce your heathen ways. Just because you are too dense to realise the truth, doesn't mean you can't come round. God is still there for you, my friend, and he wants you to give. Give your soul to him. Give your mind to him. Give your money to us. Click the paypal button below, and let Jesus into your daemon infested heart.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Question. How can an atheist, who doesn't believe there IS a Satan, worship Satan?

Whatever is not of God, is of satan. Is that simple enough for you, fool?

[emmybear]

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But very few churches follow all of it.

I've seen many so-called "churches" that allow women to preach, for example! Others that allow homosexuals or people wearing blended fabrics to attend! Some even let their members read horoscopes!

Oh wow. women can't preach because they have INNER organs instead of OUTER. oooooooohhhhh. So bad. Hey guess what? Your creator that you preach about, God, they call him, HAS NO GENDER. Now that was a burn, brother. Now go read the bible until you know it by heart, good little priest!

Now kiss my a*s.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh wow. women can't preach because they have INNER organs instead of OUTER. oooooooohhhhh. So bad. Hey guess what? Your creator that you preach about, God, they call him, HAS NO GENDER. Now that was a burn, brother. Now go read the bible until you know it by heart, good little priest!

Now kiss my a*s.

Better listen up, lezbean. God wants you to shut your yap and let Men do your thinking. GLORY!!

[emmybear]

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It's more a process of elimination. A heretic atheist has renounced God, and put himself on the side of Satan. There's no middle ground here. Now, just because you dim-witted, narrow minded deluded atheist types may think that just because you don't believe in God that there automatically isn't a Devil you are, therefore, you aren't worshipping him, don't let that fool you. You are wrong. You are doing exactly what he wants you to do.

Turning your back on God, taking drugs, sticking it up the wrong tube, worshipping men with beards and turtles; it's exactly what he wants. But don't feel bad, you can always renounce your heathen ways. Just because you are too dense to realise the truth, doesn't mean you can't come round. God is still there for you, my friend, and he wants you to give. Give your soul to him. Give your mind to him. Give your money to us. Click the paypal button below, and let Jesus into your daemon infested heart.

Okay, this has nothing to do with this thread or what im quoting.
Pastor E, GOD DOESNT CARE ABOUT THIS FORUM. He doesn't care about your small and insignificant life. He doesn't care that im HOMOSEXUAL. Oooh. I just said the H word. Guess what? I could sue this website for all its worth for discrimination. I have every right to express my opinion. Sure, i could say it nicer. But you could also SHUT THE HELL UP and stop insulting me... and what i stand for. Seriously. You need therapy in a big way. And try spelling LesBIAN right. Its not LEZBEAN. Its not a bean. Go back to preschool and learn spelling.
You know, your not that bad looking. If i wasn't this supposed "lesbian" and you werent an arrogant freak, I bet you'd be pretty charming! But your not. Too bad. A perfect waste of sperm. << me and my supposed "lesbian lover." And just to say it one more time.
IM STILL GODS FAVORITE "LEZBEAN."