[emmybear]

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Better listen up, lezbean. God wants you to shut your yap and let Men do your thinking. GLORY!!

Oh i can do my own thinking, thank you tons though. I'm a strong woman with a brain and can handle myself. Just because i have a vagina, it doesn't effect my brain, you racist pig! Didn't we already go over this like 40 years ago??? Women arent any less than you.
Damn, you are going to hell, what with your evil ways. I mean... listen to yourself. Really. You sound... actually, keep going. Its entertaining me loads!! spirit fingers everyone!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh i can do my own thinking, thank you tons though. I'm a strong woman with a brain and can handle myself. Just because i have a vagina, it doesn't effect my brain, you racist pig! Didn't we already go over this like 40 years ago??? Women arent any less than you.
Damn, you are going to hell, what with your evil ways. I mean... listen to yourself. Really. You sound... actually, keep going. Its entertaining me loads!! spirit fingers everyone!

Yes, you can do your own thinking. And you're thinking your way to hell, lezbo hatemonger! Your jokes won't seem so clever when satan is peeling you like a grape and you're gulping sulfur for all eternity. But I can promise that Jesus and I will be laughing at you!

We let God do our thinking. You should too.

[Max Bayes]

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Okay, this has nothing to do with this thread or what im quoting.

You better watch what you are quoting, Dyke. You might just encourage the wrong forum member.

Pastor E, GOD DOESNT CARE ABOUT THIS FORUM.

Wrong. This is George W. Bush's favourite forum, and Dubya talks to God. Urgo, he's going to put in a good word for us.

He doesn't care about your small and insignificant life.

Clearly, this isn't the same God of love and compassion that we all know as True Christians™. Maybe he just doesn't like you... I wonder why... oh wait, it must be this...

He doesn't care that im HOMOSEXUAL. Oooh. I just said the H word.

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Guess what? I could sue this website for all its worth for discrimination.

You could rug munch your way into hell, or you could rug munch your way into a lawyer's office, it doesn't make any difference. As a homosexual, you are going to burn anyway. You might as well take a pop at suing us. Bear in mind though that the costs are high and the queue is long... have you considered donating your court costs to us instead? I'm sure we could put them to much better use.

I have every right to express my opinion. Sure, i could say it nicer.

This isn't about free speech, Dyke. This is about us True Christians™ getting together and having a good old chin wag. It's muppets and flamers like you who ruin it for the rest of us.

But you could also SHUT THE HELL UP and stop insulting me... and what i stand for. Seriously.

You are the one who started this by quoting me, you brought this on yourself, heathen. You don't like it, there's a door. It's shaped in the form of an X and it's at the top right of your screen.

You need therapy in a big way. And try spelling LesBIAN right. Its not LEZBEAN. Its not a bean. Go back to preschool and learn spelling.

Don't get pedantic with me when you don't even know how to use an apostrophe. And it's "Go back to preschool and learn how to spell". Once you've had some extra punctuation and grammar lessons, I might talk to you in English again. In the mean time, I'll communicate with you in your native tongue; Plebeian.

You know, your not that bad looking. If i wasn't this supposed "lesbian" and you werent an arrogant freak, I bet you'd be pretty charming!

Thanks! There's still hope for you yet, sinner!

<< me and my supposed "lesbian lover." And just to say it one more time.
IM STILL GODS FAVORITE "LEZBEAN."

Despite what Rupert Murdoch might get you to believe, flashy symbols and big letters do not get God's attention.

[VictoryOS]

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Oh wow. women can't preach because they have INNER organs instead of OUTER.

After reading another one of your posts concerning organ placement...again...I'm reminded of last Christmas when my nephew was decorating my apartment. He put the lights on the tree but had to take them off and redo them. He told me he had accidentally put them up the wrong way and explained how the plug part of the strand is called male and the end that you plug into is called female.

You can't plug a female into a female, it just won't work. It doesn't work in Christmas lights and it doesn't work in the human race. Repent ye sinners and give up your foul ways now or face the eternal consequences!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Oh wow. women can't preach because they have INNER organs instead of OUTER. oooooooohhhhh. So bad. Hey guess what? Your creator that you preach about, God, they call him, HAS NO GENDER. Now that was a burn, brother.

Exodus 15:3: The LORD [is] a man of war: the LORD [is] his name.

Well, yes, someone got burned. Can you guess who it was? Here's a hint: It's the same one who will burn eternally for being a God-mocking lezbertarian.

Now go read the bible until you know it by heart, good little priest!

Now kiss my a*s.

Priest? You seem to have confused us with the Romanist boy-buggerers.

Okay, this has nothing to do with this thread or what im quoting.
Pastor E, GOD DOESNT CARE ABOUT THIS FORUM. He doesn't care about your small and insignificant life. He doesn't care that im HOMOSEXUAL.

Prove it.

I could sue this website for all its worth for discrimination.

And you'd lose. In fact, you might even get hit with Rule 11 sanctions for bringing a meritless case. Don't think you're the first person to threaten us with lawsuits; we've had this conversation with our unsaved lawyers before.

I have every right to express my opinion.

Do tell.

Sure, i could say it nicer. But you could also SHUT THE HELL UP and stop insulting me... and what i stand for. Seriously.

You have every right to express your opinion, but we don't, and on our own forum yet.

Go back to preschool and learn spelling.
You know, your not that bad looking.

[Ange]

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Atheists don't believe in satan - in fact, they laugh at him! Agnostics perhaps but atheists don't believe in anything science cannot prove and satan is one of them from what I've heard.

[Nurse Clampett]

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Atheists don't believe in satan - in fact, they laugh at him! Agnostics perhaps but atheists don't believe in anything science cannot prove and satan is one of them from what I've heard.

You know you just replied to boost this thread to the satanic number sixty-nine. And please don't play coy and ask why it's satanic. I'm a Christian woman and do not need to explain.

[Ange]

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If you hate the number so much then why wasn't it removed?

I am sure I am now eternally damned for not noticing this mistake that others before have unwittingly commited.

I was just making a point and hoping to get an answer not immediate disapproval. You wonder why people are less willing to try to become a true christian? I've always wondered if I could become one because it would be wonderful to believe so deeply in the love of a god but this confirms that people that want just aren't approved of here.

Neither is having an open mind. I just want to talk, not to send you to hell though I'm sure you've already labelled me thus.

[John Bois Ward]

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If you hate the number so much then why wasn't it removed?

I am sure I am now eternally damned for not noticing this mistake that others before have unwittingly commited.

I was just making a point and hoping to get an answer not immediate disapproval. You wonder why people are less willing to try to become a true christian? I've always wondered if I could become one because it would be wonderful to believe so deeply in the love of a god but this confirms that people that want just aren't approved of here.

Neither is having an open mind. I just want to talk, not to send you to hell though I'm sure you've already labelled me thus.

Do you really think that becoming a True Christian is as easy as applying for a Costco (http://www.costco.com/ ) membership card? It’s difficult and requires sacrifice. Read the entire Bible (King James Bible) and determine if you are blessed enough to follow all of God’s Commands. If you can, please return to us. If you are a cafeteria Christian (you pick and choose what you want to follow), you can always join: www.realliberalchristianchurch.org .

Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If you hate the number so much then why wasn't it removed?

I am sure I am now eternally damned for not noticing this mistake that others before have unwittingly commited.

I was just making a point and hoping to get an answer not immediate disapproval. You wonder why people are less willing to try to become a true christian? I've always wondered if I could become one because it would be wonderful to believe so deeply in the love of a god but this confirms that people that want just aren't approved of here.

Neither is having an open mind. I just want to talk, not to send you to hell though I'm sure you've already labelled me thus.

If you want to talk (in a respectful, submissive manner), then feel free to make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum. Tell us about yourself, and ask any questions you have.

We do not have what you might call "an open mind," because we let Jesus do our thinking, as the Bible commands.

He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
Proverbs 28:26

Jesus decides who becomes a True Christian(tm), not you or I. We are Saved(c) by the Grace of God, Blood Bought and Sin Free!! Shout GLORY!!

[Koty.Thompson (Quarantined)]

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First of all, I would like to make the addition of Crowleyism. This is so much more hardcore than actual Satanists. In layman's terms it is Satan on steroids.

Also, I have to say that environmentalists and "tree-huggers" are two separate things and that environmentalists do not worship Satan (I do not personally know if "tree-huggers" do or not). "Tree-huggers" are those who completely care about the environment and will not change their thoughts if it has anything to do with hurting the environment. Environmentalists, on the other hand, care for the environment, but also allow for other parameters, such as economics and, yes, religions. For example, environmentalists do want to recycle, but in some parts of the country, it is more expensive to recycle rather than just tossing garbage in the dump.

Environmentalists do not worship Satan. In fact, environmentalism is not even a religion, it is simply a way to make the Earth "greener" and help out the environment, with cost-benefit analyses (EPA). You can be a Christian and still be an environmentalist.

--Koty

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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First of all, I would like to make the addition of Crowleyism. This is so much more hardcore than actual Satanists. In layman's terms it is Satan on steroids.

Also, I have to say that environmentalists and "tree-huggers" are two separate things and that environmentalists do not worship Satan (I do not personally know if "tree-huggers" do or not). "Tree-huggers" are those who completely care about the environment and will not change their thoughts if it has anything to do with hurting the environment. Environmentalists, on the other hand, care for the environment, but also allow for other parameters, such as economics and, yes, religions. For example, environmentalists do want to recycle, but in some parts of the country, it is more expensive to recycle rather than just tossing garbage in the dump.

Environmentalists do not worship Satan. In fact, environmentalism is not even a religion, it is simply a way to make the Earth "greener" and help out the environment, with cost-benefit analyses (EPA). You can be a Christian and still be an environmentalist.

--Koty

Miss Koty,

You should worry more about getting Jesus into your life than waxing poetic about things you know nothing about. THIS thread explains why True Christians(tm) should reject the communistic philosophy as expressed in "environmentalism."

[pspta9]

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this is why kids kids dont know what to belive in you tell you go to hell for this and that all you people are racist,sexist,and religion does not matter asbe you long as you ask to br forgiven to what ever higher power you belive in.

yes i am a wicca

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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this is why kids kids dont know what to belive in you tell you go to hell for this and that all you people are racist,sexist,and religion does not matter asbe you long as you ask to br forgiven to what ever higher power you belive in.

yes i am a wicca

I didn't understand anything you just wrote. Would you mind reposting that in English after you come down from whatever drugs you are currently high on?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Stewie the Jewie]

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I don't believe in anything past what is here today. I don't think there is a God or Satan--that's right I don't worship Satan or even acknowledge his/her existence. I would have previously called myself an atheist, but since they worship Satan, what do I need to call myself?--A realist?

Also, my churchy friends tell me that Jesus was a Jew, and from what I've heard, Jesus is supposed to be the opposite of Satan. So how does that fit with you list?