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  • Re: False Religions Register

    Originally posted by justpassingthrough View Post
    Digging at my Spelling now hmm? Well ok, it's obvious i will not get some Sensible, Decent or Mature answers from here, so i will take my leave, Ban me if you wish.
    Stop whining and answer my question; I'll get round to banning you in God's Good Time.
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    • Re: False Religions Register

      Originally posted by justpassingthrough View Post
      Wow, Mature, Very Very Mature, I thought i'd get some Critisisim, but obviously not, maybe you'd care to elaborate why he doesn't approve?
      God hates lame
      and he hates how you live in sin without shame! That is the God I know-an all consuming fire! Why do you mock your superiors, boy? Is it devil pride or rebellion? Tell me now!
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      • Re: False Religions Register

        Maybe i am wrong but i think no cult and no religion worship monkeys

        Atheists worship NOBODY.. they simply dont have a believe. personal decision!

        Those, who accept the scientific theory of darwin at least dont do too. XD
        The theory only says that the human kind developed, like every other living creature, and didnt exist immediately. Catholic church and most normal societies accepted the theory.. because it doesnt attack the catholic church and the idea of "a plan of life" made by a god. By the way its in the most countries (except for some american states and arabic countries) a proved fact, scientists use in their works and already had succes in some experiments. Genetic codes were before no topic in science.

        To be honest... i dont think that there are any "false" or "right" believes
        Religions are here for the people, to make their lives easier and give them hope. They also offer a plan of a perfect life style, depending on the religion.
        Everybody chose his/her way how he/she thinks its the best way to live... and no human has the right to judge in this life which way is the best.
        There is a good book called "Nathan, the wise" (originally in german) which handels with the question "whats the right religion?"

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        • Re: False Religions Register

          Originally posted by Twilightgirl View Post
          Maybe i am wrong but i think no cult and no religion worship monkeys
          Yes, you are wrong. Here, Hindoos (otherwise known as “dot-heads”) worship them.
          Those, who accept the scientific theory of darwin at least dont do too. The theory only says that the human kind developed, like every other living creature, and didnt exist immediately. Catholic church and most normal societies accepted the theory..
          This proves that the catholic church is Godless and a tool of the Devil! Why does the pope spit in God’s face?
          To be honest... i dont think that there are any "false" or "right" believes
          You have just found the one and only True Religion – Landover! Jesus brought you here.
          Religions are here for the people, to make their lives easier and give them hope. They also offer a plan of a perfect life style, depending on the religion.
          No, religions are here so we can constantly worship God and then live with Him in Heaven!
          Everybody chose his/her way how he/she thinks its the best way to live... and no human has the right to judge in this life which way is the best.
          Why do you call God a Liar!??? God says we do have the right to judge: John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

          There is a good book called "Nathan, the wise" (originally in german) which handels with the question "whats the right religion?"
          Wenn es, als Antwort, nicht “Landover True Christian” gäbe, ist das Buch falsch und vom Teufel.
          Wenn es “Landover True Christian” gäbe, brauchest Du es nicht gekauft haben.
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          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Re: False Religions Register

            So everything whats not your religion is made by devil? Ooookay... XD
            Seems that the devil is really busy ^^

            Or you just have a problem with the fact that your opinion might not be the only correct one =) A quite egoistic way.
            A lot what stands in the bible is not meaned to be taken literally. Jesus used a lot parabels to explain the people in easy words what he wanted them to know. You also have to think about it that the bible was written in a time where a lot things in fields like geography, biology and others werent known and some things arent correct. But thats not important. The bible is there for just one thing: to spread the religion and make the people believe.
            And god wanted to give the people independence and free will in every part of life to judge them after death.
            But YOU are no god And you also never talked with god personally, there is a lot what could be interpret of some sentences from the bible,.. and some religion scientists try so.. and they do it in an objective way. You dont, because you know no tolerance.

            My religion and believe is by the way none of your business and i think you wouldnt like it.. so why should i stress yourself even more out.. dont be afraid =)


            And no, Hindus dont pray to monkeys. One of their gods looks like one, so monkey are for them holy animals. There is also a city full of monkeys who steal the tourists their stuff =) Its like for catholics the white dove or for the old greec people an owl as symbol of Athene, simply a symbol of their religion.

            Nathan the wise is a world literature book, maybe you would like it

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            • Re: False Religions Register

              Originally posted by Twilightgirl View Post
              So everything whats not your religion is made by devil? Ooookay... XD
              Seems that the devil is really busy ^^

              Or you just have a problem with the fact that your opinion might not be the only correct one =) A quite egoistic way.
              It is NOT my opinion, it is God’s Opinion!
              A lot what stands in the bible is not meaned to be taken literally.
              Are you saying God lies?
              Jesus used a lot parabels to explain the people in easy words what he wanted them to know.
              Yes, yes, we know that…
              You also have to think about it that the bible was written in a time where a lot things in fields like geography, biology and others werent known and some things arent correct.
              But God knew all these things! And God wrote the Bible!
              And god wanted to give the people independence and free will in every part of life to judge them after death.
              but he also wanted to Save people from Hell – that is why He wrote the Bible!
              But YOU are no god And you also never talked with god personally,
              I speak to Him every night when I pray!
              there is a lot what could be interpret of some sentences from the bible,.. and some religion scientists try so.. and they do it in an objective way. You dont, because you know no tolerance.
              I am a religious scientist, and I can tell you every word of the Bible is True.
              My religion and believe is by the way none of your business and i think you wouldnt like it.. so why should i stress yourself even more out.. dont be afraid =)
              You are a baby-eating goth aren’t you?!!!
              And no, Hindus dont pray to monkeys. One of their gods looks like one, so monkey are for them holy animals.
              Just a moment! If one of their gods is a monkey – they must worship him!! (Idiot!)
              Nathan the wise is a world literature book, maybe you would like it
              No I would not. It is all about jews who killed Jesus!
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Re: False Religions Register

                Originally posted by Twilightgirl View Post
                So everything whats not your religion is made by devil? Ooookay... XD
                Seems that the devil is really busy ^^
                Well, duh.

                Or you just have a problem with the fact that your opinion might not be the only correct one =) A quite egoistic way.
                Now you're just talking silly talk. It's not egoistic to accept that if two belief systems are mutually exclusive, they cannot both be true. For example, we True Christians™ know that salvation is only through Jesus Christ, while the mooselimbs believe that salvation is only through believing that there is no god but the moon demon and that a certain epileptic pedophile was his prophet. If one of those beliefs is correct, then ipso facto, the other is not. Not even the fluffiest of bunnies could believe that they are both true.

                A lot what stands in the bible is not meaned to be taken literally.
                And a lot is. What's your test for determining which parts are to be taken literally and which aren't?

                You also have to think about it that the bible was written in a time where a lot things in fields like geography, biology and others werent known and some things arent correct.
                God knew. After all, He created all of it.

                But thats not important.
                If it's important enough to go into the Bible, it's important.

                And god wanted to give the people independence and free will in every part of life to judge them after death.
                Book, chapter, and verse, or no, He didn't.
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                • Re: False Religions Register

                  Well, i am sure you heard once about old religions, where people worshiped a lot gods, and everyone was the head of a field.. like a god for love, a god for war... and so on... a lot tribes were so fascinated by any creatures in their area that they said: "they must be holy".. so no wonder that some gods got the look of this animals.. the god who looks like a monkey was worshiped in a city which was often visited by monkeys.. the people were so fascinated by them (they looked like little humans for them) that they gave their god this look. An other example is the cow, who is a holy symbol for them because its an important creature for them: it gives them meat, milk, leather. All things they need... so they respect the cows, anyway they do so.. they dont worship them. Its like our society who respects the dogs as our protectors and accompanists.

                  The Goth scence has nothing in common with eating babies or a religion, but with music taste. And no, i dont listen to goth music =)
                  Music is not our topic now.


                  I am sure you talk with god when you pray, thats why people pray.. but thats no dialog and no official statement of him. He talks maybe to YOU.. like he does to others.. but that gives nobody the right to judge or act in his name... i am sure a lot people would be just fakes who just follow their own will... like the Ku-Klux klan.. they also think that god want them to kill black people.
                  The bible is written by the way by prophets. And they also just were normal humans with mistakes like everybody of us, also if they were in a special touch by god and tried to write his will down.. that wasnt easy and quite not possible. They had to express things with our human words who arent able to be expressed in human language, just to inform people about some facts: There is one good god, he loves you, he send his son to save us and he will judge you after death... jesus offers you salvation.. but you got free will.. ( thats a fact, just look around.. we all write here because we want to do- no need for a verse )... so its your decision..

                  Jesus was jewish, it was never his will to build a new religion.. he wanted to reform the jewish religion. THATS what religion scientists tell us..

                  Last one... every human kind has a free will to do what he wants.. when i decide to eat an apple today, i decided it.. not god. And because there are so many humans we often disagree in some points.. depending on religion, culture, country,... we see what we learned by our parents, teachers and friends as good or bad and sometimes a person from austria might have other ideas and opinions in some cases than for example a person from turkey... and who tells them now who is right?

                  Nobody can do so... then both dont want see their religion, culture, their parents or anything else als liars... thats why the question about the right moral and religion will be always without answer, untill death.
                  exactly thats the reason why i dont dare to tell any other thinking person: i dont respect you, you religion...because just i am right WE HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THAT
                  Its the way how small children act who cant put themselves in situation of others and start to quarrel -.-'

                  But if grown ups quarrel, it ends up in war where a lot innocent people with own true religions, true cultures and true family stories die.

                  I dont know whats your religion about... but its not about respect, tolerance and charity. Thats the opinion i have got untill now from the things some guys write here.

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                  • Re: False Religions Register

                    Originally posted by Twilightgirl View Post
                    Well, [deleted – a lot of garbage and monkeys] Its like our society who respects the dogs as our protectors and accompanists.
                    So, you worship dogs!!!
                    The Goth scence has nothing in common with eating babies or a religion, but with music taste. And no, i dont listen to goth music =) Music is not our topic now.
                    Hello!! I’ve seen your avatar – a baby eater if ever I saw one!
                    but that gives nobody the right to judge or act in his name...
                    The Bible tells us to act like Him
                    like the Ku-Klux klan.. they also think that god want them to kill black people.
                    No, they did not want to kill blacks, they wanted them to be slaves, as God said.
                    The bible is written by the way by prophets.
                    But God told them what to write.
                    And they also just were normal humans with mistakes like everybody of us,
                    That is why God spoke to King James of England and told him exactly what He wanted in The Bible (KJV1611) – you are foreign and cannot read this English version – God does not like foreigners.
                    jesus offers you salvation.. but you got free will.. ( thats a fact, just look around.. we all write here because we want to do- no need for a verse)... so its your decision..
                    Yes, the free will is – Do what God says or go to Hell – simple isn’t it?
                    Jesus was jewish,
                    No, His Father is God and God is NOT Jewish
                    Last one...
                    Good! I am fed up of writing to an idiot.
                    every human kind has a free will to do what he wants.. […]... and who tells them now who is right?
                    God.
                    just i am right WE HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THAT
                    Don’t shout! We must tell people of God’s Word, then they can go to Heaven.
                    But if grown ups quarrel, it ends up in war where a lot innocent people with own true religions, true cultures and true family stories die.
                    War is good! If God is on your side, you win! God likes war. Look at the Bible - Ex:15:3: The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
                    I dont know whats your religion about... but its not about respect, tolerance and charity.
                    No, it is not – Our religion is the Religion of The Bible, The religion of God, not some silly religion that thinks we should go around helping people and loving everyone! See what Jesus said in Luke:19:27
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                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Re: False Religions Register

                      Originally posted by Twilightgirl View Post
                      To be honest... i dont think that there are any "false" or "right" believes
                      How can you honestly think that there are no false beliefs? Do you deny that there is an objective reality that we all share? Any belief that doesn't jive with that objective reality is false. I would go so far as to say that most beliefs that most people hold are false, many of them demonstrably so.

                      Also, people often believe things that contradict things that other people believe. If two people believe mutually incompatible things, then at least one of them is wrong. They might both be wrong, but they can't both be right.

                      For example, if I believe that Jesus was the son of God, and you believe that Jesus was just a man, then we can't both be right. At least one of us is holding a false belief.

                      As another example, if I believe that Jesus was crucified on Calvary, and a Gnostic believes that Jesus escaped to Gaul with Mary Magdalene, started a family, and lived to a ripe old age, then again we can't both be right. At least one of us is holding a false belief.

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                      • Re: False Religions Register

                        Bahulla Balooga... LOLOL!!!! I didn't know if the Baha'i Faith would be listed, as most people don't have a clue who we are. But Bahulla Balooga? Omg, that's SO FUNNY!!!

                        Btw, we worship God, the same God as the Jews/Christians/Muslims (yes, Allah is God). Baha'u'llah is our Prophet-Founder, just to clarify.

                        Bahulla Balooga. FUNNEE!!!

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                          Originally posted by Dolores View Post
                          Bahulla Balooga... LOLOL!!!! I didn't know if the Baha'i Faith would be listed, as most people don't have a clue who we are. But Bahulla Balooga? Omg, that's SO FUNNY!!!

                          Btw, we worship God, the same God as the Jews/Christians/Muslims (yes, Allah is God). Baha'u'llah is our Prophet-Founder, just to clarify.

                          Bahulla Balooga. FUNNEE!!!
                          We don't care much about your type. We figure the Muslims will finish you off before we get the last of them.

                          Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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                          • Re: False Religions Register

                            Originally posted by Dolores View Post
                            Bahulla Balooga... LOLOL!!!! I didn't know if the Baha'i Faith would be listed, as most people don't have a clue who we are. But Bahulla Balooga? Omg, that's SO FUNNY!!!

                            Btw, we worship God, the same God as the Jews/Christians/Muslims (yes, Allah is God). Baha'u'llah is our Prophet-Founder, just to clarify.

                            Bahulla Balooga. FUNNEE!!!
                            I once took to the idea that we all worship one great God maker of Heaven and all that exists. I also once took to worshipping a fat chink and spirits like Amaterasu Omikami (who led to the horrors of World War II) and I know one thing. I am no longer a slave to the demons and the evil! There is no way that we all can worship the same God. I am a Christian and I believe that God is one and is Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Muslims believe in the unity of God above all things (tawhid) and Jews too believe in only one God. We cannot be all right or cannot have the same God. I hope you will take my words with seriousness befitting a serious subject as this.
                            NOT FUNNY. AT ALL. HELL IS NOT FUNNY.
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                            • Re: False Religions Register

                              Originally posted by Shinigami View Post
                              NOT FUNNY. AT ALL. HELL IS NOT FUNNY.
                              Thank you for your testimony, dear. Whilst Hell is not funny, it will be fun in Heaven, as we spend our time singing praises to God and laughing at the damned in Hell, laughing at the fat yellow man you once worshipped, fun to watch him as he burns calories running away from Satan -- more "lumbering away" actually -- and such fun to watch him belly-flop into the Lake of Fire.

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                              • Re: False Religions Register

                                Look, I feel really bad about all previous remarks I made against Christianity. I have no place in critiquing your faith. While I'm still Pagan, and not changing, I'm going to say now that I'm sorry to all Christians who I have offended, which pretty much means everyone. I don't expect you to forgive me, and that's ok, but I'm just sorry about everything. A good day to you all.
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