[Jo Freddie]

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How do you feel about the eternal strife between Ninjas and Pirates? I believe it's a false conflict, since both serve the interests of the Satanic Alliance. PIRATES ARE UNITED BEHIND A COMMON CAUSE TO STOP THE CRUISE SHIP INDUSTRY and I've had many Ninja assassins attempt to kill me over the years.

I fear that maybe due to your medication you have confused an internet meme with reality, which may also explain your believe that Nijas have been trying to kill you.

[Jo Freddie]

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That said, Pirates are God's chosen people, on the other hand Ninjas tend to be short in stature, evidence that The Flying Spaghetti Monster has paid a lot of attention to them

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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That said, Pirates are God's chosen people, on the other hand Ninjas tend to be short in stature, evidence that The Flying Spaghetti Monster has paid a lot of attention to them

You silly sod! Pontious Pirate was in on the conspiracy to kill JESUS! Ninjas are little yellow monkeys. Your Spaghetti monster thingie probably invented the concept of putting a a little nip in the air. <snicker>

[Luther_Martinson_Jr]

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You silly sod! Pontious Pirate was in on the conspiracy to kill JESUS! Ninjas are little yellow monkeys. Your Spaghetti monster thingie probably invented the concept of putting a a little nip in the air. <snicker>

First it's a pleasure to somewhat meet you Pastor Al! If I may call you Pastor Al?

And secondly, I agree! The little yellow monkeys are in league with the communists who in turn are working hand in hand with the Radical Left that have hijacked America!

When will the conspiracy end?!

[Jo Freddie]

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You silly sod! Pontious Pirate was in on the conspiracy to kill JESUS! Ninjas are little yellow monkeys.

So he was in on the deal between Jo and his old man to try and frame the Jews?

Your Spaghetti monster thingie probably invented the concept of putting a a little nip in the air. <snicker>

Well This is a start you are at last showing signs that you accept the Existence of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, It can now only be a matter of time before you also accept that He IS out True Creator. The Good Pastor is clearly showing signs of having felt His Noodly Appendage.

RAmen

[Nobar King]

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I was at the farmer's market today and some wingnut Asian immigrants were handing out flyers advertising their veggie guru:

http://suprememastertv.com/

They want you to be a vegetarian and think of God as all genders:

In speaking of God or the Supreme Spirit, Master suggests us to use following terms to avoid the argument about whether God is a She or a He:

• She + He = Hes (as in Bless)
• Her + Him = Hirm (as in Firm)
• Hers + His = Hiers (as in Dears)

Example: When God wishes, Hes makes things happen according to Hiers will to suit Hirmself.

If there has ever been anything dumber printed, please show me where.

Nobody was taking the fliers, especially the ones in Chinese, but everyone seemed to like the free cabbage salad with noodles.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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If there has ever been anything dumber printed, please show me where.

Read Jo Freddie's post below. It's disgusting!

[Jo Freddie]

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Read Jo Freddie's post below. It's disgusting!

And just what is so disgusting Pastor Al?

[The13thDeciple]

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Buddhists (boodists)
Submitted by: Pastor Nereu Gargalo
worship: an obese naked Chinaman, and Satan

Daoism/Taoism
Submitted by: SifuPhil, with additional information provided by Petal, Tim Tungtalker, and Glendora Christianson.
Definition: A pack of strung-out junkies perfoming Tai Chi, drinking Chai Tea, smoking pot, drinking beer, sleeping with every woman in town, drinking rum, and shoving bananas in various orafices. They claim to achieve everything by doing nothing and they believe in Ying Yan Yuck Yoo, the circle, half black, half white, half witted.
Worship: Nothing, everything, nature, and Satan.

Muslims (mudslims)
Submitted by: the
worship: the Moon, although they are really bowing to Satan, who told them to worship the Moon

Shinto
Submitted by: Mrs. Rogers
Definition: The Japs, their minds muddled by Confucianism (i.e., Satanism), begin making tiny paper swans out of serviettes (origami) to appease their dead relatives. This is when they are not busy worshipping the Jap royal family (i.e., Satan), or performing ritual dances (i.e., possession by Satan).
Worship: Dead relatives, and Satan.

Wow. just wow. i can hardly believe what im reading. you guys have no knowledge of any of these religions that you blindly mock simply because they are not your own. the close-mindedness of the people on this forum is amazing.

the religions i quoted above are just as spiritual an informative as christianity, infact we took an entire semester at my CATHOLIC high school to APPRECIATE other world religions, not shit all over them. I dont understand how you guys live your lives believe this filth.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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There follows proof that Catlix are NOT Christian

Wow. just wow. i can hardly believe what im reading. you guys have no knowledge of any of these religions that you blindly mock simply because they are not your own. the close-mindedness of the people on this forum is amazing.

the religions i quoted above are just as spiritual an informative as christianity, infact we took an entire semester at my CATHOLIC high school to APPRECIATE other world religions, not shit all over them. I dont understand how you guys live your lives believe this filth.

This poster actually supports those who worship false gods - in direct opposition to the commandment: Ex:34:14: For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:
Da:3:29: Therefore I make a decree, That every people, nation, and language, which speak any thing amiss against the God of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, shall be cut in pieces, and their houses shall be made a dunghill: because there is no other God that can deliver after this sort.

This is what children at Catlick schools are taught by the anti-Christ, the vicar of Rome - Mr Ratslinger!. Let me tell you, the mary-worshipers will stoop to nothing to deny you entrance to heaven. Deception is part of their Satanic creed!

[The13thDeciple]

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This is what children at Catlick schools are taught by the anti-Christ, the vicar of Rome - Mr Ratslinger!. Let me tell you, the mary-worshipers will stoop to nothing to deny you entrance to heaven. Deception is part of their Satanic creed!

what does this rant even mean?

and are you not secure enough in your own faith to branch out and understand why other religions believe what they do? are you so scared and sheltered by your kj book that you are afraid of being turned against it if you pry into another religion? we werent taught to WORSHIP other gods, we LEARNED about other religions. even both my parents who have masters degrees in christian theology read and learn about other religions and appreciate them

[Ebenezer Wright]

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and are you not secure enough in your own faith to branch out and understand why other religions believe what they do?

I am secure enough in my religion to know that is pure foolishness to worship some woman.

Your parents appreciate that others are being sucked into the depths of hell by these other religions?

[The13thDeciple]

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I am secure enough in my religion to know that is pure foolishness to worship some woman.

Your parents appreciate that others are being sucked into the depths of hell by these other religions?

what religion worships a woman? if your talking about marry, you need to get your facts straight.

and i cant even respond to your second comment. your ignorance is so out of this world im in awe.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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what religion worships a woman? if your talking about marry, you need to get your facts straight.

and i cant even respond to your second comment. your ignorance is so out of this world im in awe.

So, you are saying that even though every major world religion claims that it is the only True Religion, that every religion is true, even when they contradict one another?

That's ridiculous!

Obviously, True Christianity(tm) is correct and all others are wrong. Just like the Bible says.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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what does this rant even mean?

It means that God says you shall have no other gods before Him. It also means that you will disassociate yourself from worshippers of false gods:


2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
2nd Corinthians 6:15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
2nd Corinthians 6:16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
2nd Corinthians 6:17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate , saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,

What does God do to those who worship idols?

Nu:25:3: And Israel joined himself unto Baal-peor: and the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel.
Nu:25:4: And the LORD said unto Moses, Take all the heads of the people, and hang them up before the LORD against the sun, that the fierce anger of the LORD may be turned away from Israel.
Nu:25:5: And Moses said unto the judges of Israel, Slay ye every one his men that were joined unto Baal-peor.
Nu:25:6: And, behold, one of the children of Israel came and brought unto his brethren a Midianitish woman in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Israel, who were weeping before the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
Nu:25:7: And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw it, he rose up from among the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand;
Nu:25:8: And he went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel.
Nu:25:9: And those that died in the plague were twenty and four thousand.

and are you not secure enough in your own faith to branch out and understand why other religions believe what they do?

You are a Catlick – what do you know of God – you have never read a Bible in your life – how dare you come here casting aspersions? It is you who are the false Christian - a minion of satan and you speak of religion?

we werent taught to WORSHIP other gods, we LEARNED about other religions.

And spitting in God’s face as you did it because He does not want other “gods” anywhere on earth and can you not read the verses above?

even both my parents who have masters degrees in christian theology read and learn about other religions and appreciate them

Your parents are obviously catlick too and are damned to Hell fire. Their qualifications will burn with their souls in the everlasting fires of Hell.