This is a sticky topic.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Re: False Religions Register

    Help!?!?! It's not my fault that this guy doesn't have a return key on his keyboard. That's not all that he's missing!!


    Phil 3.v1-21: Finally, my brethren, rejoice in our Father God and not the Lord Yahweh. To write the same things to you, to me indeed is not grievous, but for you it is safe. 2 Beware of dogs, the dog collared priests in the Churches especially in the Churches of England headed by the Queen, Head of Mammon. When you want to tell them things of Gospel Truth such as not a single Jew died during the holocausts, they would bark you down. Beware of evil workers that work not for God but for Mammon as Pope and his organisation of sweet spoken antichrists feeding public on sugar coated sermons of falsehoods. beware of the concision. 3 For we are the circumcision of hearts, which worship God in the spirit, and rejoice in Christ Jesus on preaching Gospel Parables, and have no confidence in the flesh. That is why are not afraid to die for the Cross. 4 Though I might also have confidence in the flesh. If any other man thinketh that he hath whereof he might trust in the flesh, I more: 5 Circumcised the eighth day, of the stock of Israel, corruption and see how the Jews dominated the Churches, of the tribe of Benjamin, an Hebrew of the Hebrews; as touching the law, a Pharisee; 6 Concerning zeal, persecuting the church; touching the righteousness which is in the law, blameless. 7 But what things were gain to me, those I counted loss for Christ. 8 Yea doubtless, and I count all things but loss for the excellency of the knowledge of Christ Jesus my anointed Twin Brother and not the Lord: for whom I have suffered the loss of all things, and do count them but dung, that I may win Christ, 9 And be found in him, not having mine own righteousness, which is of the law, but that which is through the faith of Christ Jesus, the righteousness which is of God by faith: 10 That I may know him, and the power of his resurrection, and the fellowship of his sufferings, being made conformable unto his death; 11 If by any means I might attain unto the resurrection of the dead. 12 Not as though I had already attained, either were already perfect: but I follow after, if that I may apprehend that for which also I am apprehended of Christ Jesus. 13 Brethren, I count not myself to have apprehended: but this one thing I do, forgetting those things which are behind, and reaching forth unto those things which are before, 14 I press toward the mark for the prize of the high calling of God in Christ Jesus. 15 Let us therefore, as many as be perfect, be thus minded: and if in any thing ye be otherwise minded, God shall reveal even this unto you. 16 Nevertheless, whereto we have already attained, let us walk by the same rule, let us mind the same thing. 17 Brethren, be Fellow Workers and not the followers, together of me, and mark them which walk so as ye have us for an ensample. 18 (For many walk, of whom I have told you often, and now tell you even weeping, that they are the enemies of the cross of Christ: the Mammon loving hypocrites seeking their own praises and not of our Father in honour of Christ Jesus. 19 Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.) 20 For our conversation is in heaven; from whence also we look for the Saviour, our anointed Brother Christ Jesus and not the Lord Jesus Christ of the antichrist Popes: 21 Who shall change our vile body, that it may be fashioned like unto his glorious body, according to the working whereby he is able even to subdue all things unto himself. EXPOSITION OF THE PARABLES IN THE LIGHT OF TRINITY: - Please download and print these three pages from my web sites:http://homepage.ntlworld.com/rajin der.nijjhar/threen.GIF
    http://homepage.ntlworld.com/rajinder... http://homepage.ntlworld.com/rajinder... Print them and I will explain what I have written. Then, the whole Bible and other Gospels would come to your finger tips. There is nothing like face to face discussion but the Customer for this Knowledge are very few and far between. St.Thomas proclaimed, One in thousand and two in ten thousands. They would be solitary but of one accord. University theologians are super donkeys carrying Holy Books and being drunk with the Old Wine of Scriptures, they desireth not the New Wine. You need to be a twice born person of spirit and not a once born of the Books. There is no Copyrights on my Videos and if you are interested in translating them into other languages, just write down the text in English and I will edit it for you. I will also help you to produce Documentaries and Films to proclaim Gospel before the Atomic War in 2012. Freely receive freely given. Remember that this Dark Age called KALYUG in Punjabi is the Age of psychic sons of Satan and Gospel is the only antidote for hypocrisy or blasphemy. Jews dominated the first Church and they are the sycophants rendering empty praises to people
    How did this guy ever figure out how to use a webcam?
    See all 701 videos
    This guy seems to be preaching all day long. Notice all of the videos with the same wardrobe upped the same day.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

    Comment


    • Re: False Religions Register

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      This wasn't posted here, yet, but it certainly counts:
      The fact that they call themselves ECK should be a pretty good sign.
      Is "HU" SMS-speak for "Hail Satan"?
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

      Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

      sigpic

      Comment


      • Re: False Religions Register

        I would like to submit Christianity based on the following points. Lets have a good honest debate based on logic (something that religion is very uncomfortable with.)


        1./ False advertising. There is absolutely no proof that you will go to heaven if you are good & hell if you are bad.


        2./ Failure to pay its way. Religion pays no taxes & they always need a little more.


        3./ Lack of respect for people of other denominations. Religion's never had a big problem with killing people. Not really. More people have been killed in the name of "god" than any other reason. The more "devout" you are the more murder is seen as negotiable.


        4./ Religious indoctrination propaganda materials are simple devices for controlling simple people. Filled with spooky language designed for primitive people.


        5./ The 10 Commandments. Why are there 10 of them?
        I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.

        Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

        Comment


        • Re: False Religions Register

          Ten is God's favorite number. That's why we have ten fingers and ten toes and calculate using the decimal system.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

          Comment


          • Re: False Religions Register

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Ten is God's favorite number. That's why we have ten fingers and ten toes and calculate using the decimal system.

            Yes, 10 is a satisfying number - the top 10, the 10 best dressed etc etc. So really having 10 Commandments was a marketing decision...
            I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.

            Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

            Comment


            • Re: False Religions Register

              Originally posted by Jay_Cee View Post
              1./ False advertising. There is absolutely no proof that you will go to heaven if you are good & hell if you are bad.
              Then it's a good thing that True Christianity™ doesn't teach that. We do not fall for the Romanist lie of salvation through works. This tract will explain this point to you.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

              sigpic

              Comment


              • Re: False Religions Register

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                Then it's a good thing that True Christianity™ doesn't teach that. We do not fall for the Romanist lie of salvation through works. This tract will explain this point to you.

                Lol. Funny that the types of people mentioned (alcoholics, prostitutes, even murderers) are behaviours sanctioned by a (current) government that apparently believes in the church / god. Does this mean that dubya is going to heaven?

                Have a look at this video series on youtube. Its pretty long (29 clips), but worth the watch.


                [satanic link deleted]


                p.s. - re the trademark after True Christianity - can I buy shares in this company
                I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.

                Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

                Comment


                • Re: False Religions Register

                  What kind of a ghetto trash name is Jay Cee?

                  Comment


                  • Re: False Religions Register

                    Originally posted by Buckminster Carlson View Post
                    What kind of a ghetto trash name is Jay Cee?

                    I'm dumb
                    I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.

                    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

                    Comment


                    • Re: False Religions Register

                      Originally posted by Jay_Cee View Post
                      p.s. - re the trademark after True Christianity - can I buy shares in this company
                      If by "shares in this company" you mean treasure in heaven, then there's an easy way to build up that treasure. See that shiny "Donate" button at the bottom of the page? You know what to do.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

                      sigpic

                      Comment


                      • Re: False Religions Register

                        Originally posted by Jay_Cee View Post
                        I would like to submit Christianity based on the following points. Lets have a good honest debate based on logic (something that religion is very uncomfortable with.)


                        1./ False advertising. There is absolutely no proof that you will go to heaven if you are good & hell if you are bad.


                        2./ Failure to pay its way. Religion pays no taxes & they always need a little more.


                        3./ Lack of respect for people of other denominations. Religion's never had a big problem with killing people. Not really. More people have been killed in the name of "god" than any other reason. The more "devout" you are the more murder is seen as negotiable.


                        4./ Religious indoctrination propaganda materials are simple devices for controlling simple people. Filled with spooky language designed for primitive people.


                        5./ The 10 Commandments. Why are there 10 of them?
                        This is not a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before proceeding with your unwarranted and hateful attacks on Jesus, who temporarily suffered and died that I might enjoy eternity in Heaven with Him.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                        Comment


                        • Re: False Religions Register

                          Originally posted by Jay_Cee View Post
                          I would like to submit Christianity based on the following points. Lets have a good honest debate based on logic (something that religion is very uncomfortable with.)

                          ....
                          3./ Lack of respect for people of other denominations. Religion's never had a big problem with killing people. Not really. More people have been killed in the name of "god" than any other reason. The more "devout" you are the more murder is seen as negotiable.

                          4./ Religious indoctrination propaganda materials are simple devices for controlling simple people. Filled with spooky language designed for primitive people.
                          ....

                          Your mindless sophistry does not stand up to the facts. In the 20th century alone there were more that 170 million people killed. Outside of a very small percentage of mooselimbs and joos, the vast majority had nothing to do with religion.

                          You would do well to go back and do your homework, along with some extra curricular reading before you waste God's bandwidth. You are the one that is the simpleton.

                          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                          ...and get off my lawn
                          sigpic

                          Comment


                          • Re: False Religions Register

                            Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                            Your mindless sophistry does not stand up to the facts. In the 20th century alone there were more that 170 million people killed. Outside of a very small percentage of mooselimbs and joos, the vast majority had nothing to do with religion.

                            O'Rly? Lets take a look back in time shall we.


                            War on Terror / World Trade Centre / War in Afghanistan / War in Iraq. At the end of the day its a war based on ideologies...
                            Israel / Palestine / Lebanon / Middle East
                            Kosovo / Serbia / Bosnia / Croatia
                            Disputed lands of Kashmir
                            Northern Ireland
                            WW2 (extermination of Jews qualifies)
                            Spanish Inquisition / Reconquista
                            French Wars of Religion
                            The Crusades
                            Muslim Conquests


                            I could quote numbers, but then this would just become an "appendage" measuring contest. Which when you think about it is how most wars begin i.e. "They have bigger "appendages"? - BOMB THEM!"


                            You would do well to go back and do your homework, along with some extra curricular reading before you waste God's bandwidth. You are the one that is the simpleton.
                            Homework completed with high distinction I'll leave the symbology to the symbol minded!

                            Now, you raise an interesting question. "god's bandwidth". Lets assume for the sake of the argument that god created everything physical in the universe. And that bandwidth refers either to light (photons travelling via fiber) or electrons (travelling from your local ISP to your router) traversing cable installed by your ISP.

                            So, god owns the light, the electrons & the cable, but what about the ISP? Last time I checked, a corporation does not have a soul. This then raises the question is a soul mandatory to be one of gods children? If so, then is it really god's bandwidth?
                            I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.

                            Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

                            Comment


                            • Re: False Religions Register

                              Hello Landover Baptist Church. I am Anonymous, here to give you a message!

                              For years and years, you have all received countless hate-mail messages protesting against your religion, and the teachings it preaches and supports. Now, I am aware I may get banned soon, so I better make this quick: I am one of those protesters. I have read the many news articles, reports, and reviews you're pastors have uploaded onto your website. I find that OVER HALF OF WHAT YOU PREACH ABOUT IS FALSE!
                              I am a true Christian, coming form a Seventh-day Adventist background. Don't tell me my religion isn't 'true' like I'm telling you YOURS isn't true! I can tell the difference between a true and fake religion. You guys are just about as bad as Scientology!
                              Here are some lies you guys have created that I protest against:

                              "Chinese are automatically bound for hell."

                              "Pets won't be in heaven."

                              "Beat your kids with a New King James Bible."

                              "You will burn in hell for all of eternity if you are not saved."

                              I am appalled at the lies your pastors tell you! It sickens my heart to think that you guys all believe you are of such high standards, when you are truly very secular bastards who lie to the world about every aspect of our lives! Do you want to know something? Chinese are not automatically bound for hell, so don't put down Chinese people, you racists! Pets will be in heaven, so don't break your kid's hearts by telling them they'll never see their pet dog again after it got hit by a car! Do not beat your kids with the sacred message of the LORD!
                              And don't even get me started with this 'eternal burn' crap; that's a bloody lie, too, just to get people SCARED of hell in an attempt to FORCE them into your false religion. When you go to hell, you burn to death... not burn alive FOREVER! God has to recreate this world, so, he can't have it be burning for the rest of eternity!

                              I know you don't care about this message I have for you today, but, you know you'll burn in hell if you keep up your lies and you know it! You're just to scared to admit it, you pansies!
                              So, to remind you, the reason I protest against you is because you lie, and I hate liars! What I'm most pissed about is that you treat unsaved people like trash as if they aren't humans just like you or something! If you don't know how you lie, then please reread this whole post.

                              Have fun in hell Landover members,
                              Sincerely,
                              Anonymous.

                              Comment


                              • Re: False Religions Register

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                This is not a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before proceeding with your unwarranted and hateful attacks on Jesus, who temporarily suffered and died that I might enjoy eternity in Heaven with Him.

                                WOW, there is some very errr, interesting propaganda listed in that thread you directed me to. I'll have to come back to it for a better read later as I have plans for my Saturday afternoon which appear cannot be discussed on this open forum as I do not wish to upset our fine moderators, nor offend the subscribers of this holy residence in cyberspace.
                                I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.

                                Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X