[Jay_Cee]

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If by "shares in this company" you mean treasure in heaven, then there's an easy way to build up that treasure. See that shiny "Donate" button at the bottom of the page? You know what to do.

Ooooh, sounds like salvation is just a few short keystrokes away. But I'd like to see the balance sheet first just so I can be certain that my money is not going into a black hole (like say the demoncractic party ).

[Jay_Cee]

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Hello Landover Baptist Church. I am Anonymous, here to give you a message!

For years and years, you have all received countless hate-mail messages protesting against your religion, and the teachings it preaches and supports. Now, I am aware I may get banned soon, so I better make this quick: I am one of those protesters. I have read the many news articles, reports, and reviews you're pastors have uploaded onto your website. I find that OVER HALF OF WHAT YOU PREACH ABOUT IS FALSE!
I am a true Christian, coming form a Seventh-day Adventist background. Don't tell me my religion isn't 'true' like I'm telling you YOURS isn't true! I can tell the difference between a true and fake religion. You guys are just about as bad as Scientology!
Here are some lies you guys have created that I protest against:

"Chinese are automatically bound for hell."

"Pets won't be in heaven."

"Beat your kids with a New King James Bible."

"You will burn in hell for all of eternity if you are not saved."

I am appalled at the lies your pastors tell you! It sickens my heart to think that you guys all believe you are of such high standards, when you are truly very secular bastards who lie to the world about every aspect of our lives! Do you want to know something? Chinese are not automatically bound for hell, so don't put down Chinese people, you racists! Pets will be in heaven, so don't break your kid's hearts by telling them they'll never see their pet dog again after it got hit by a car! Do not beat your kids with the sacred message of the LORD!
And don't even get me started with this 'eternal burn' crap; that's a bloody lie, too, just to get people SCARED of hell in an attempt to FORCE them into your false religion. When you go to hell, you burn to death... not burn alive FOREVER! God has to recreate this world, so, he can't have it be burning for the rest of eternity!

I know you don't care about this message I have for you today, but, you know you'll burn in hell if you keep up your lies and you know it! You're just to scared to admit it, you pansies!
So, to remind you, the reason I protest against you is because you lie, and I hate liars! What I'm most pissed about is that you treat unsaved people like trash as if they aren't humans just like you or something! If you don't know how you lie, then please reread this whole post.

Have fun in hell Landover members,
Sincerely,
Anonymous.

I don't particularly care for the chinese after the last dodgy meal I got from the local take-away, but not being able to join your pets in heaven has spoiled the rest of my day! Moreso as I think it was my pet Doberman that the chinese served to me (Rover dressed as lamb )

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Here are some lies you guys have created that I protest against: "Chinese are automatically bound for hell."

There are no True Christians in China, therefore none of them are Saved, therefore, all are hellbound - what's your problem?

"Pets won't be in heaven."

Animals do not have souls and will not go to heaven. What about all those pigs, cows, fish and sheep you've eaten? Do you want to meet them again? Or that dog that bit your kid?

"Beat your kids with a New King James Bible."

Only for mild chastisement, a rod is the thing suggested.

"You will burn in hell for all of eternity if you are not saved."

This is absolutely true - you find me something that says otherwise in the Bible (KJV1611)

Chinese are not automatically bound for hell, so don't put down Chinese people, you racists!

You don't read too well do you - see above all slants are hellbound.

Pets will be in heaven, so don't break your kid's hearts by telling them they'll never see their pet dog again after it got hit by a car!

You're an idiot - you'll be telling us that cabbages go to heaven too - what bit of "They don't have souls" can't you grasp and why should we lie to our kids?

Do not beat your kids with the sacred message of the LORD!

2Tm:3:16: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

When you go to hell, you burn to death... not burn alive FOREVER!

Are you a Christian? How do you get to "burn to death" if you are dead already - you're not the brightest button in the box are you?

[Anonymous_Member]

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I don't particularly care for the chinese after the last dodgy meal I got from the local take-away, but not being able to join your pets in heaven has spoiled the rest of my day! Moreso as I think it was my pet Doberman that the chinese served to me (Rover dressed as lamb )

I see you are considered unsaved trash on the site just like me, eh? Seriously, though, Adventist believers (like me) know that pets will be in heaven, because God wants us to be happy rather than sad! These Landover idiots are juts trying to scare people into religion, which isn't right. See what I'm saying, Jay_Cee?

[Buckminster Carlson]

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Seriously, though, Adventist believers (like me) know that pets will be in heaven, because God wants us to be happy rather than sad!

You'll be in the presence of the almighty God! What's to be sad about? It doesn't look like you'll be there though, since you're a false christian and a retard.

[alwayslearning]

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This is to anyone who is willing to listen. I mean no harm or disrespect to anyone. I am here only to learn. You see I like to study other religions. I myself have not choosen a religion. I was baptised and confrimed lutheran, but I have left my church because my personal believes do not agree with the churches believes. I honestly can tell you. I believe in god. But i also believe that every religon worships the same god whether they believe it or not. I also believe that I will go to heaven because I believe in God. John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
I am just curious on how you guys believe with such dislike for other human beings. I cannot say what you believe is wrong, but i cannot say what I believe is wrong either. My mother is a Lutheran, my father a catholic, my brother just believes in God and claims no certain religon. My best friends are wiccan, catholic, lutheran. I have friends that are black, white, asian, mexican, and native american. I can say I hate no certain group of people. I would also like to say I believe your religion likes to use stereotypes. I also believe that every living organism has a soul.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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So your personal beliefs are your religion. No problem. Just because the Bible disagrees with you, it must be wrong. Yes, that's a great way to pick a religion. Have you considered watching more cartoons for ideas?

[alwayslearning]

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I never said that I believed that the Bible was wrong. What I had said was the way that the church had explained the Bible I did not agree with. I have already said I have not choosen a religion. My believes have also not come from cartoons, but rather from expierence. And why must you try to bring me down with harmful words when I never said anything harmful. All I am trying to do is trying to see the world from your point of view.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I never said that I believed that the Bible was wrong. What I had said was the way that the church had explained the Bible I did not agree with. I have already said I have not choosen a religion. My believes have also not come from cartoons, but rather from expierence. And why must you try to bring me down with harmful words when I never said anything harmful. All I am trying to do is trying to see the world from your point of view.

Rejecting God's Holy Word AS WRITTEN is about the most hateful thing you can say or do. He tells us to trust HIM, not ourselves.

He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
Proverbs 28:26

This is a Christian forum. Why are you here?

[alwayslearning]

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I do not reject God's word. I have already said why I am here. I like to study the view of the world in the eyes of different religions. I am here just see where this religion gets its ideas from and how the people believe in the ideas of the religion.

[Nobar King]

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So your personal beliefs are your religion. No problem. Just because the Bible disagrees with you, it must be wrong. Yes, that's a great way to pick a religion. Have you considered watching more cartoons for ideas?

Maybe there are some cartoon bible stories on jooTube that he can watch.

[JennyD]

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Maybe there are some cartoon bible stories on jooTube that he can watch.

This is the only one I know of, Brother.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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I never said that I believed that the Bible was wrong. What I had said was the way that the church had explained the Bible I did not agree with.

Well, there's hope for you yet. The Lutherans make a mess of the Bible like most people would not believe. It's good to see that you overcame the defects in your religious upbringing to that extent.

My believes have also not come from cartoons, but rather from expierence.

Ours, too. We get our beliefs from the experiences of God and his prophets and Apostles, which they were kind enough to write down for us to peruse at our leisure.

And why must you try to bring me down with harmful words when I never said anything harmful. All I am trying to do is trying to see the world from your point of view.

Look, you're the one who came in here to lecture us about our beliefs, not the other way around. You accuse us of hate when all we do is preach the Word of God the way it is written, and then you wonder why we aren't nicer to you? God decided that men should be dominant over women, that dark skinned people should serve white men, that Christians should not have to live in a world filled with homosexuality and other forms of perversity. It's all right there in the Bible.

We are reasonable people. If you can show us that we're wrong about something in the Bible, we will certainly change our beliefs and practices, but you should know that the Biblical scholars of the Landover Baptist Church have been at work for over 300 years, and we haven't yet found any of our religious practices or beliefs that is contradicted by the Word of God.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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And why must you try to bring me down with harmful words when I never said anything harmful.

Gal. 4:16: Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

[LooneyTunes]

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O.k. y'all. Don't kid yourselves.

Wiccans have higher standards than to worship your anti-diety.

WE really worship a Goddess and God, usually referred to as the Moon Goddess and the Sun God.

You got served.