[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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O.k. y'all. Don't kid yourselves.

Wiccans have higher standards than to worship your anti-diety.

WE really worship a Goddess and God, usually referred to as the Moon Goddess and the Sun God.

You got served.

Got served... what? Christian babies like your kind are wont to chomp down on? No thank you. I don't take culinary advice from someone who thinks the lies her master Satan whispers in her ear are "higher standards".

[Nobar King]

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O.k. y'all. Don't kid yourselves.

Wiccans have higher standards than to worship your anti-diety.

WE really worship a Goddess and God, usually referred to as the Moon Goddess and the Sun God.

You got served.

You worship an ice cold rock and a burning ball of hydrogen? And, you are gloating about THAT?

[Petal]

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someone please helps me, i found this pickture on the innernets an it confuse me

i calleds the pickture bigfatgoths, but i not shore if that be rite, maybee they be bigfatemoz, or bigfatwickers, i not no which false relgion they are, i not able to tell the differince no more, cuz they all look the same to me nows

are anyone else confuseds an it make them feel all emo? we needs to prays for each other

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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someone please helps me, i found this pickture on the innernets an it confuse me

i calleds the pickture bigfatgoths, but i not shore if that be rite, maybee they be bigfatemoz, or bigfatwickers, i not no which false relgion they are, i not able to tell the differince no more, cuz they all look the same to me nows

are anyone else confuseds an it make them feel all emo? we needs to prays for each other

Petal honey, you need to go take a long hot bath after that ordeal. Photographs like that are not good for someone of your...delicate disposition.

Although in his defense, at least the obese goth in the dress is wearing white socks and sensible black dress shoes.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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someone please helps me, i found this pickture on the innernets an it confuse me

i calleds the pickture bigfatgoths, but i not shore if that be rite, maybee they be bigfatemoz, or bigfatwickers, i not no which false relgion they are, i not able to tell the differince no more, cuz they all look the same to me nows

are anyone else confuseds an it make them feel all emo? we needs to prays for each other

It appears to me that they are sitting in a roadway awaiting the appearance of a cement truck. I don't think a standard 40,000 pound passenger bus would take them both out. I reckon it'd take a heavy truck (forty tonnes or so) traveling about 72 Km/h to get them.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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I would like to suggest those ghastly cargo cults be added to the register.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I would like to suggest those ghastly cargo cults be added to the register.

Which one would you like added? New Guinea or New Zealand?

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Which one would you like added? New Guinea or New Zealand?

Is there a difference?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Is there a difference?

Not much. Pastor Gargalo disappeared in New Guinea and Lilith in in the other place.

[justpassingthrough]

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Right, you guys probably get this, 1000 times in one day, but i have to say my part, say what you wish about what i have to say, it won't affect me in the slightest, i just need to voice my opinions to you poor people.

You use your Religion as a Shield and a Sword, You protect yourselves against attack from people like me with it, then viciously attack with it in return, it's pathetic, religion is no sword or Shield, it's what you believe in, i'm wiccan myself, so i guess i'm going straight to hell huh?

But anyways, God said 'I love all Equally' but you believe your the pick of the bunch, the master pieces.. hardly, but it's not my place to judge you all over a religion now is it? now i know Christianity has many different split-offs, and your just like the rest 'we're the best' 'we'll get you to heaven' 'if your not part of us your a sinner and your going straight to hell', But really, you should concentrate on not blaming other religions, not blaming 'heretics' or 'non-believers' and concentrate on what YOU want, what you NEED, and what others in your own RELIGION need, not persecuting Mormons or Wiccans or Goths for being 'satan worshipers'

OH YEA, GOTHS! i'm a Goth, But you got the Stereotype skewed SO FAAARRR, it's no longer a Stereotype but a Smear on the wall, Goths: Dress in Black, Baggy Clothing, Dark hair, and makeup' now i'm not into the whole 'Black hair and black makeup' thing, but i dress in black clothing, listen to metal and rock and i don't worship satan, as i said before, i'm wiccan..

so anyways, that concludes my lil rant, i had to get that all off my chest.. reply if you wish, but please, don't censor me or try to alter my posts to make me look bad, because i got this entire thing copy-pasted into a word file to make sure

[Nobar King]

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Jesus doesn't approve of you goth-juggalos, either.

[justpassingthrough]

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Wow, Mature, Very Very Mature, I thought i'd get some Critisisim, but obviously not, maybe you'd care to elaborate why he doesn't approve?

[Nobar King]

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Wow, Mature, Very Very Mature, I thought i'd get some Critisisim, but obviously not, maybe you'd care to elaborate why he doesn't approve?

That wasn't critisismic enough for you?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[…] i have to say my part, say what you wish about what i have to say, it won't affect me in the slightest,

Jesus doesn't approve of you goth-juggalos, either.

Wow, Mature, Very Very Mature, I thought i'd get some Critisisim, but obviously not, maybe you'd care to elaborate why he doesn't approve?

What was that you were saying about “it won't affect me in the slightest”?

But anyways, God said 'I love all Equally'

Can you show me where He said that?

[justpassingthrough]

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Digging at my Spelling now hmm? Well ok, it's obvious i will not get some Sensible, Decent or Mature answers from here, so i will take my leave, Ban me if you wish.