Evangelical Atheist out to Destroy Christianity!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

This “man” may currently be the greatest threat to True Christianity™! He writes books that exist only to mock God and tear down the Faith of innocent believers!

Just look at a few of the titles of the heresies he calls books!

Jesus, Interrupted: Revealing the Hidden Contradictions in the Bible (And Why We Don't Know About Them) by Bart D. Ehrman


Misquoting Jesus: The Story Behind Who Changed the Bible and Why (Plus) by Bart D. Ehrman


Jesus: Apocalyptic Prophet of the New Millennium by Bart D. Ehrman


God's Problem: How the Bible Fails to Answer Our Most Important Question--Why We Suffer by Bart D. Ehrman



In all of his books, he claims that the inerrant word of God, the KJV 1611, is a work of fiction!

In interviews, he often mentions that he IS NOT the Antichrist!
Hello! The Father of All Lies would certainly deny he was the Antichrist! This just proves that he is an agent of Satan.

Here is a link to the Clinton News Network where they of course treat him like he knows what he's talking about. Typical of your jew-run media to print the lies of a God mocker and call it "news"!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/05/15/bible.critic/index.html

Bart Ehrman says most of the New Testament is a forgery but it's still an important body of work.

His claims . . . take on some of Christianity's most sacred tenets, like the resurrection of Jesus. Ehrman says he doesn't think the resurrection took place. There's no proof Jesus physically rose from the dead, and the resurrection stories contradict one another, he says.

Oh REALLY Mr. Man!?!?! Then how did He get to Heaven? How did he help God write the Bible? Jesus died for our sins and wasn't resurrected? That’s kind of His whole deal if I’m not mistaken!

And for someone who claims to have formerly been a Christian, he sure has a Hebe look about him!

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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"Bart Ehrman" is not his REAL NAME. I know his true identity. He is clearly infamous NAZI HEINRICH HIMMLER!!!



These Nazis will stop at nothing! It is plainly obvious to the reader that Ehrman and Himmler are indeed the same person, although a bit of plastic surgery might've been done to facilitate the "disguise". I should also point out that HIMMLER IS A CLOSETED AND REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL, so here we have evidence of Nazi-Gay-Atheist Agenda teaming up. If this isn't clear cut evidence of a SATANIC ALLIANCE against all that is HOLY IN SPACESHIP JESUS EMPIRE, then I don't know what is!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Since he has committed apostasy, he has non-refundable reserved seating on the hell train:

Hebrews 6:4-6: For [it is] impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost, And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come, If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put [him] to an open shame.

So it's only natural that he's trying to take as many other people with him as possible.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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"Bart Ehrman" is not his REAL NAME. I know his true identity. He is clearly infamous NAZI HEINRICH HIMMLER!!!

These Nazis will stop at nothing! It is plainly obvious to the reader that Ehrman and Himmler are indeed the same person, although a bit of plastic surgery might've been done to facilitate the "disguise". I should also point out that HIMMLER IS A CLOSETED AND REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL, so here we have evidence of Nazi-Gay-Atheist Agenda teaming up. If this isn't clear cut evidence of a SATANIC ALLIANCE against all that is HOLY IN SPACESHIP JESUS EMPIRE, then I don't know what is!

You may have something there:

[Jo Freddie]

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In interviews, he often mentions that he IS NOT the Antichrist!
Hello! The Father of All Lies would certainly deny he was the Antichrist! This just proves that he is an agent of Satan.

Don't you lot want to welcome one that you see as the Anti Christ, as according to your fairy tail his arrival marks the end of days, is that not why so many of your ilk support Israel so another part of you myth can come to be if they manage to rebuild the temple of Solomon?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Don't you lot want to welcome one that you see as the Anti Christ,

No one welcomes the Anti-Christ.

as according to your fairy tail [sp: tale] his arrival marks the end of days,

The start of the end of days.

is that not why so many of your ilk support Israel so another part of you myth can come to be if they manage to rebuild the temple of Solomon?

Have you any idea of the building regulations under those joos? But God will give us sufficient time.

Now, two points
1. Brother Capt. Portway said he was an agent of Satan, not the creature himself.
2. Ma' Brethren... see that? Nigra slang for " My Brothers." The devil can't do anything perfectly, so, in trying to hide this man's identity, he gets it wrong and exposes himself and his intentions - proof that this man is his agent.

What's that you say, "What is that old coot Bathfire going on about now?" Well, sir, the joke's on you! "Ma' Brethren" happens to be an anagram of "Bart Ehrman"!

Bit of a give-away eh?

[Jo Freddie]

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In interviews, he often mentions that he IS NOT the Antichrist!
Hello! The Father of All Lies would certainly deny he was the Antichrist! This just proves that he is an agent of Satan.

Does that statement not imply that Capt. A. Portway thinks he is the Antichrist? If not, why doesn't he just accept his word that is not the Antichrist?

Have you any idea of the building regulations under those joos? But God will give us sufficient time.

So you would welcome the rebuilding of the Temple followed by a big battle Megiddo?

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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Jo Feddie,

Please try to listen to reason on this!
1) Bart Ehrman = Heinrich Himmler. The research done by myself and my esteemed colleague Ezekiel Bathfire shows Bart and the infamous Nazi are the same guy. What, a Nazi's not evil enough to be ANTI-CHRIST FOR YOU?
2) No coincidence that BART EHRMAN = MA' BRETHREN. In fact, I do believe that is a phrase that Obama said at a speech a few weeks back. Make what you want out of that.
3) You talk about Christianity being a "myth" and "fairy tale", yet you believe in a FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER? How absurd is that!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Brother Helmholz - I think we are getting to the bottom of this!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Don't you lot want to welcome one that you see as the Anti Christ, as according to your fairy tail his arrival marks the end of days, is that not why so many of your ilk support Israel so another part of you myth can come to be if they manage to rebuild the temple of Solomon?

Christianity is not some End Times obsessed cult. We aren't saying he is the anti-Christ my pasta deluded friend. We are saying he is a Nazi, namely Heinrich Himmler.

[Jo Freddie]

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Christianity is not some End Times obsessed cult. We aren't saying he is the anti-Christ my pasta deluded friend. We are saying he is a Nazi, namely Heinrich Himmler.

In interviews, he often mentions that he IS NOT the Antichrist!
Hello! The Father of All Lies would certainly deny he was the Antichrist! This just proves that he is an agent of Satan

Make your minds up, Oh sorry I forgot you are not allowed to think for yourselves

[Bobby-Joe]

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Make your minds up, Oh sorry I forgot you are not allowed to think for yourselves

Friend, agent of Satan is not the same thing as the anti-Christ. Take Ted Kennedy for example, clearly an agent of a Satan but not the anti-Christ.

Please try to be logical hear.

[Jo Freddie]

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Friend, agent of Satan is not the same thing as the anti-Christ. Take Ted Kennedy for example, clearly an agent of a Satan but not the anti-Christ.

Please try to be logical hear[here].

Now if he had claimed not to be an agent of Satan and you felt he was, you may have had a point , but he says he is not the anti Christ, a point you seem to actually agree with him on you don't

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Now if he had claimed not to be an agent of Satan and you felt he was, you may have had a point , but he says he is not the anti Christ, a point you seem to actually agree with him on you don't

Do you know how many antiChrists there are? Take a look at the Word of God and you might be in for a shock!

1 John 2:18 Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time.

2 John 1:7 For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist.

For all we know, you might be an antiChrist! You claim "antipasto" as one of your saints, don't you?!

[Jo Freddie]

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For all we know, you might be an antiChrist! You claim "antipasto" as one of your saints, don't you?!

As far as I know, His Noodliness has only one true nemesis, the evil Antipasto. Others may work against his cause, the anti-prophet Atkins is probably the best known of these.