[vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa (On Moderation)]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

No, unlike your Elmo boyfriend, we're not obsessed with getting into your butt.

Please keep your perverted fantasies about us Godly Christians to yourself!

haha fantasies with you? eew! The bible should say:Thou shalt not say grothesque things! puagh! Oh! and plz learn to spell Emo, It's a litlle un-english to write the way you did. Thanks.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Back to the toppic, christian music.

For those among us that are gifted with instruments it might be a good idea to post some samples online, so that more people can get in touch with it.

Friend, you are no Christian. Therefore, by definition, how could you possibly play Christian music?

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Im not a 'true christian' yet, but i ám a christian. And I also play guitar, so I'd say that's my fied of expertise.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Im not a 'true christian' yet, but i ám a christian. And I also play guitar, so I'd say that's my fied of expertise.

You're an xtian huh? (And no, I'm not xtian, not by a long shot)

What is your username meant to be, ironic? How old are you anyway, 13?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Back to the toppic, christian music.

For those among us that are gifted with instruments it might be a good idea to post some samples online, so that more people can get in touch with it.

We have no interest whatsoever in your "skin flute" skills, Lucy!

Tell me, why do you hate Jesus?

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

I dont, why should I? He has done a lot for the world!

And i dont play any flute what so ever . Btw, you all know lucifer was a archangel before he fell, and he altered his name after that. Therefor 'lucifer' doenst equal 'satan' anymore.

And im 13 years old you think? Man, is it that hard to look at someone's profile?

[juggalo]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

I know this Probably the wrong thread but I would like to find out if Loe Satriani's music is satanic.
And I would like an answer that is not intended as an insult, and one more thing sorry if this is in the wrong thread.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

I know this Probably the wrong thread but I would like to find out if Loe Satriani's music is satanic.
And I would like an answer that is not intended as an insult, and one more thing sorry if this is in the wrong thread.

Is there any doubt of a diabolical connection? Can you explain how else can man who doesn't profess a love for Christ achieve such impressive work with a guitar? Their can be only one source for Satrani's musical prowess; Lucifer himself. It is the there in Satrani’s name, a clear anagram for Satan, it is there in the titles of Satrani’s songs like “Surfing with the Alien”, a clear come on to Mexicans to cross the boarder. Satrani’s wild uninhibited style is just an attempt to audioly seduce men into applying the same caviler disregard for the rules in their lives. Depravity can be the only end result.

When Satriani plucks his guitar, he is plucking the very tallywacker of the devil himself.

[juggalo]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Is there any doubt of a diabolical connection? Can you explain how else can man who doesn't profess a love for Christ achieve such impressive work with a guitar? Their can be only one source for Satrani's musical prowess; Lucifer himself. It is the there in Satrani’s name, a clear anagram for Satan, it is there in the titles of Satrani’s songs like “Surfing with the Alien”, a clear come on to Mexicans to cross the boarder. Satrani’s wild uninhibited style is just an attempt to audioly seduce men into applying the same caviler disregard for the rules in their lives. Depravity can be the only end result.

When Satriani plucks his guitar, he is plucking the very tallywacker of the devil himself.

wow
and sorry i brought my Twiztid Mynd back to the holiest of website
(yes I am aware of the spelling mistake so please don't inform me)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

wow
and sorry i brought my Twiztid Mynd back to the holiest of website
(yes I am aware of the spelling mistake so please don't inform me)

So what did you expect to find here besides The Lord's TRUTH(tm) friend?

[juggalo]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

So what did you expect to find here besides The Lord's TRUTH(tm) friend?

No thats not it I was just suprised by the lengthy anwser. All I wanted was a simple yes or no.

Sorry if this sounds rude

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

No thats not it I was just suprised by the lengthy anwser. All I wanted was a simple yes or no.

Sorry if this sounds rude

You do not to ask forgiveness from me friend, as Christ commands I have forgiven you already many times over. You see friend I understand you are just a pathetic sinner and can not be held to the same high standards as a TRUE Christian™ is.

Also friend, the lengthy explanation is for to understand why Satrani is the Devil's own minstrel. Only that way can it be hoped that you reject the metaphysical toxic waste he produces.

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

I might be on the wrong toppic about this, but does anyone know where i can find a list of the evil bands? I would really like to know, since im not sure of some bands, not sure rather they are acceptable or are infuenced by wicca/satan.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

I might be on the wrong toppic about this, but does anyone know where i can find a list of the evil bands? I would really like to know, since im not sure of some bands, not sure rather they are acceptable or are infuenced by wicca/satan.

Why are you seeking out these bands heathen? Do you wish to use them in your horrendous satanic rituals? You're not fooling anyone with that "Lucifer" bit, ESPECIALLY not me.

Remember what GOD says about any form of an evil appearance aka. Rock Music:

1 Thessalonians 5:21-23

21Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.

22Abstain from all appearance of evil.

23And the very God of peace sanctify you wholly; and I pray God your whole spirit and soul and body be preserved blameless unto the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ.

So blasting your Korn and Tool only bring you closer to satan. Maybe you should READ the B-I-B-L-E(KJV 1611) before you start asking for evil and vile things, eh homer?

[juggalo]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

You do not to ask forgiveness from me friend, as Christ commands I have forgiven you already many times over. You see friend I understand you are just a pathetic sinner and can not be held to the same high standards as a TRUE Christian™ is.

Also friend, the lengthy explanation is for to understand why Satrani is the Devil's own minstrel. Only that way can it be hoped that you reject the metaphysical toxic waste he produces.

No you missunderstand I don't like him. Its just i wanted to know because his music is instrumental

and again thank you

No love lost right?