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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #61
    Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

    Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
    And about changing my username, you might think about that yourself. "van helsing" meaning either 'from helsinki', which the guy didnt come from, or 'from hell singing'. At least Í thought about my name before i choose it.
    You see, unlike yours, the filthy pagan whore's username is perfectly suitable. She is as Godless as a Finn, she is filled with demons from Hell, and she has often been known to burst into impromptu songs about the joys of abortion salad. So both interpretations of the barbarous she-witch's name are appropriate.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Lord Lucifer
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      • Mar 2007
      • 132

      #62
      Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      You see, unlike yours, the filthy pagan whore's username is perfectly suitable. She is as Godless as a Finn, she is filled with demons from Hell, and she has often been known to burst into impromptu songs about the joys of abortion salad. So both interpretations of the barbarous she-witch's name are appropriate.
      Wow , and she lecures mé? At least im a christian. With a name that, in your eyes, is wrong and bad (though i didnt mean it to be).

      Oh, when do we get back to the music-part of the toppic?
      I will never surrender to false beliefs!

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #63
        Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

        Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
        Oh, when do we get back to the music-part of the toppic?
        How about now Harlot.

        What wouldn't be happy about this face and his sweet music made just for our LORD!

        GLORY!

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        • Lord Lucifer
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          • Mar 2007
          • 132

          #64
          Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

          Nothing i guess, but i dont really know him. What kind of music does he make?
          I will never surrender to false beliefs!

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #65
            Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

            Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
            Wow , and she lecures mé? At least im a christian.
            She is a liberal; in other words, like a Bolshevik, but more racist and hypocritical. She claims to think that Christianity is wrong and immoral, and that missionaries should toss the Bible on the fire and dedicate their lives to handing out free condoms to savage African heathens in order to persuade them to fornicate even more wildly than they do already. If you ever hope to become a Christian, you'll do well to steer clear of that type.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Lord Lucifer
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              • Mar 2007
              • 132

              #66
              Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

              I sure will, thank you!
              I will never surrender to false beliefs!

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              • SalvationSeeker
                True Christian™ Theologian
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 3892

                #67
                Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

                Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
                Ok, you know, you'r good at making stuff up out of nowhere.
                And I made just WHAT up?

                And the stuff about satanists, how should í know what they want? I mean, Im deffinately not one of them, and I'll never be. And as long as they stay away from me I wont bother. They'll know what they've done when life ends. They'll be judged.
                So you aren't a satanist?
                You just name yourself after lucifer, and honor him by calling him Lord, instead of honoring God?
                Right.
                Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 04-19-2007, 06:52 PM.
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • Lord Lucifer
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                  • Mar 2007
                  • 132

                  #68
                  Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

                  Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                  So you aren't a satanist?
                  You just name yourself after lucifer, and honor him by calling him Lord, instead of honoring God?
                  Right.
                  As i have already said: I didnt name myself after satan. Lucifer was the arch angel, who abandoned his name of "light barer" and became satan. If you think this is wrong i appologise, i didnt mean to name myself after satan.

                  And honouring someone by calling him lord is different from calling someone THE lord. Which I will never do accept meaning HIM.
                  I will never surrender to false beliefs!

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                  • Warrior in Christ
                    "Stumpy"
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 430

                    #69
                    Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

                    Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
                    As i have already said: I didnt name myself after satan. Lucifer was the arch angel, who abandoned his name of "light barer" and became satan. If you think this is wrong i appologise, i didnt mean to name myself after satan.

                    And honouring someone by calling him lord is different from calling someone THE lord. Which I will never do accept meaning HIM.
                    By why even name yourself after something that can be perceived as blasphemous and evil? Why subject yourself to the obvious amounts of ridicule and harsh treatment that you KNEW that you were going to be subjected to as soon as you starting trolling and posting in God's Favorite Forums? You know, I know why: You are a sado-masochistic homer that likes being told he's not going to Heaven. You derive some sort of sick and un-Godly pleasure from being told that you will burn, you will be tortured, and you will never feel anything other than the most intense and excruciating torment ad infinitum. I've seen your type before, sulking around my GODLY American Nation, bringing down the rest of us. You make me sick sinner.
                    Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                    • Lord Lucifer
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                      • Mar 2007
                      • 132

                      #70
                      Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

                      Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
                      By why even name yourself after something that can be perceived as blasphemous and evil? Why subject yourself to the obvious amounts of ridicule and harsh treatment that you KNEW that you were going to be subjected to as soon as you starting trolling and posting in God's Favorite Forums? You know, I know why: You are a sado-masochistic homer that likes being told he's not going to Heaven. You derive some sort of sick and un-Godly pleasure from being told that you will burn, you will be tortured, and you will never feel anything other than the most intense and excruciating torment ad infinitum. I've seen your type before, sulking around my GODLY American Nation, bringing down the rest of us. You make me sick sinner.
                      You've seen "my kind" before? In ýour country? Good eyes you have... I live in the Netherlands friend.
                      And about choosing the oubvious, lucifer is a beautifull name, it is what people think of it that is bad. And clearly the only thing you have been doing is look at my name and not at my posts. The one that shall burn in hell will therefor be you.
                      I will never surrender to false beliefs!

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #71
                        Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

                        Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
                        You've seen "my kind" before? In ýour country? Good eyes you have... I live in the Netherlands friend.
                        And about choosing the oubvious, lucifer is a beautifull name, it is what people think of it that is bad. And clearly the only thing you have been doing is look at my name and not at my posts. The one that shall burn in hell will therefor be you.
                        Dutch heh? Your countries drug crazed, free love, socialized medicine fueled debauchery is well known to us here at Landover. How dare you tell us that we are sinful when you regularly engage in acts that even a resident of that New Sodom, Sin Fransissyco would blush at!

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                        • Warrior in Christ
                          "Stumpy"
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 430

                          #72
                          Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

                          Originally posted by [COLOR=magenta
                          Lard Lucy[/COLOR];60498]You've seen "my kind" before? In ýour country? Good eyes you have... I live in the Netherlands friend.
                          And about choosing the oubvious, lucifer is a beautifull name, it is what people think of it that is bad. And clearly the only thing you have been doing is look at my name and not at my posts. The one that shall burn in hell will therefor be you.
                          I didn't say you were from here eurohomer, I said I've seen your kind before, mostly parading around with rainbow colored flags tattooed to their arms.

                          On another note, how dare you try to tell ME I'm going to burn in hell homer, I don't see anything in the Bible(KJV1611) that says I have to read your posts. If anything, your obvious ignorance(displayed in your post by no doubt your favorite color, homer pink) has limited you and kept you from seeing the Truth, that you are a sinner and you are paying homage to satan by calling him your lord.
                          Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #73
                            Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

                            Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
                            You've seen "my kind" before? In ýour country? Good eyes you have... I live in the Netherlands friend.
                            And about choosing the oubvious, Lucifer is a beautifull name, it is what people think of it that is bad. And clearly the only thing you have been doing is look at my name and not at my posts. The one that shall burn in hell will therefor be you.
                            Yes, it is.
                            One which is a little too good for you.
                            Especially seeing as you're a predjudiced xtian silly teenager trying to apear both cool and stupid at the same time.
                            Hence my point.
                            Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 04-19-2007, 10:57 PM.
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                            • SalvationSeeker
                              True Christian™ Theologian
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3892

                              #74
                              Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

                              Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
                              As i have already said: I didnt name myself after satan. Lucifer was the arch angel, who abandoned his name of "light barer" and became satan. If you think this is wrong i appologise, i didnt mean to name myself after satan.

                              And honouring someone by calling him lord is different from calling someone THE lord. Which I will never do accept meaning HIM.
                              And your point being what?
                              You just admitted that Lucifer = Satan (which we obviously already knew btw)
                              And thus you logically call satan Lord. So of course it is wrong!
                              You don't need to apoligize to us; but to GOD allmighty.
                              Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 04-20-2007, 02:38 AM.
                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                              Proverbs 9:12-13

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                              • Lord Lucifer
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                                • Mar 2007
                                • 132

                                #75
                                Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

                                Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                                And your point being what?
                                You just admitted that Lucifer = Satan (which we obviously already knew btw)
                                And thus you logically call satan Lord. So of course it is wrong!
                                You don't need to apoligize to us; but to GOD allmighty.
                                If you arent paying attention, you'll never see. Lucifer became satan, but therefor rejected his old name. He didnt want to be one of the five arch angels anymore.
                                Dont say things about angels if you clearly dont know anything about them.

                                And in reply to Van Hell; Wanting to appear cool? Dont YOU dare judge me, wicca.
                                I will never surrender to false beliefs!

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