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07-29-2009, 10:45 PM

Re: Atheist cults

Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

You are a liar and one of satan's imps. Why are you here? This is a Christian forum.

I hate satan. I am not a liar. Do not call me one, please. I am very christian. Hense, why I joined a christian forum.
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07-29-2009, 11:07 PM

Re: Atheist cults

How can you hate Satan if you're an atheist? He shouldn't even exist to you.

May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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07-29-2009, 11:10 PM

Re: Atheist cults

Originally posted by Satan hater View Post

I am a straight woman. In a relationship with a MAN.

Yes I understand now. You are a woman trapped in a man's body. Sorry friend, Jesus sees threw your ploy.

Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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07-29-2009, 11:11 PM

Re: Atheist cults

Originally posted by Satan hater View Post

I hate satan. I am not a liar. Do not call me one, please. I am very christian. Hense, why I joined a christian forum.

What church do you attend? I'd like the name of your pastor, please. I'd like to have a few words with him.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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#20

07-29-2009, 11:13 PM

Re: Atheist cults

Originally posted by Satan hater View Post

Excuse me, but I am a female.

Then you should be in the kitchen making a meal for your "male friend" and not be on the computer!

Anyone woman would be in the kitchen serving her man! I see through your disguise! You transgender Satan worshipping faggot!

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07-29-2009, 11:22 PM

Re: Atheist cults

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I am a straight woman. In a relationship with a MAN.

What is your opinion of fornication?

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07-29-2009, 11:42 PM

Re: Atheist cults

Originally posted by Satan hater View Post

Fellowship? Like the lord of the rings? Fellow fan! Frodos sexy!

This is where you went wrong, friend. There was the potential that you were a decent Christian, then this happened. This is why you've got everyone confused! If we can't tell if you're saved or not, how are we supposed to know if you're male or female?

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