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  • Satan hater
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2009
    • 10

    #16
    Re: Atheist cults

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    You are a liar and one of satan's imps. Why are you here? This is a Christian forum.
    I hate satan. I am not a liar. Do not call me one, please. I am very christian. Hense, why I joined a christian forum.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #17
      Re: Atheist cults

      How can you hate Satan if you're an atheist? He shouldn't even exist to you.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #18
        Re: Atheist cults

        Originally posted by Satan hater View Post
        I am a straight woman. In a relationship with a MAN.
        Yes I understand now. You are a woman trapped in a man's body. Sorry friend, Jesus sees threw your ploy.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: Atheist cults

          Originally posted by Satan hater View Post
          I hate satan. I am not a liar. Do not call me one, please. I am very christian. Hense, why I joined a christian forum.
          What church do you attend? I'd like the name of your pastor, please. I'd like to have a few words with him.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Giant Negro
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 38

            #20
            Re: Atheist cults

            Originally posted by Satan hater View Post
            Excuse me, but I am a female.
            Then you should be in the kitchen making a meal for your "male friend" and not be on the computer!

            Anyone woman would be in the kitchen serving her man! I see through your disguise! You transgender Satan worshipping faggot!
            I'm smarter then your average Negro!

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22902

              #21
              Re: Atheist cults

              Originally posted by Satan hater View Post
              I am a straight woman. In a relationship with a MAN.
              What is your opinion of fornication?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #22
                Re: Atheist cults

                Originally posted by Satan hater View Post
                Fellowship? Like the lord of the rings? Fellow fan! Frodos sexy!
                This is where you went wrong, friend. There was the potential that you were a decent Christian, then this happened. This is why you've got everyone confused! If we can't tell if you're saved or not, how are we supposed to know if you're male or female?
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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