[WickedWitch]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Whoa!
I bet I know just what Alie is needing right about now..

Uh... Er... *Blushes*

Me too. An apron and a mop and pail of soapy water. Maybe a scrub brush too.

Same with you, VanLardbutt...

*Cackles* Dream on, buddy.

I bet I know what you need too, Zeke!

Someone to pull that stick out of his arse?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Someone to pull that stick out of his arse?

What's all this then? Has young Ezekiel been impaled by witches ... again? I will begin praying immediately, that he may have a speedy and painless recovery.

However, I don't recommend anyone just "pull" the stick out; surgical removal is far safer.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

What's all this then? Has young Ezekiel been impaled by witches ... again? I will begin praying immediately, that he may have a speedy and painless recovery.

However, I don't recommend anyone just "pull" the stick out; surgical removal is far safer.

What? So this has happened before? Well, no wonder Zeke is so cranky!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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What? So this has happened before? Well, no wonder Zeke is so cranky!

I would have thought that perhaps the stick might still be up there..

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I would have thought that perhaps the stick might still be up there..

I figured they were like shark's teeth - remove one, another takes its place...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

What? So this has happened before? Well, no wonder Zeke is so cranky!

I would have thought that perhaps the stick might still be up there..

I figured they were like shark's teeth - remove one, another takes its place...

Yes, yes, you ignorant sluts have your little fun now while you can. One day soon, when Jesus stands before you and bitchslaps the three of you into eternal hellfire, we'll see who has the last laugh.

Matthew 24:50 The lord shall come in a day when he looketh not for him, and in an hour that he is not aware of,
24:51 And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.


Oh what a glorious day that will be! GLORY!! I can't wait to hear your blood curdling screams!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Yes, yes, you ignorant sluts have your little fun now while you can. One day soon, when Jesus stands before you and bitchslaps the three of you into eternal hellfire, we'll see who has the last laugh.

Heh, I'll worry about that the same time as I start to worry about the bogeyman.

Oh what a glorious day that will be! GLORY!! I can't wait to hear your blood curdling screams!

Your mean fantasies won't get that stick out, you know.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Your mean fantasies won't get that stick out, you know.

"Tru dat!" It probably goes in farther every time he has a mean thought, too!

[stealtfc (On Moderation)]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Ah, we've heard the accusation many times. So, I've decided to have a look on the web, so we can compare LBC to "cults".

Here's a list from a SECULAR source, with my comments in red:


As can be plainly seen by a review of this eight-point "warning list" for destructive cults, Landover Baptist Church fits NO definition of a cult whatsoever! So all you outsiders can relax, stop suing us for "taking your children away", or stop complaining that your aged parents gave Landover "your" inheritance. (Did YOU earn it? No, I didn't think so. GOD did.)

Landover Baptist Church is NOT a cult. QED.

If you read, it always says DESTRUCTIVE cult. hmm.. there seems to be a difference between destructive and non destructive.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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This "Church" is a cult.

Plain as day.

^______^

All of you should send me into the forest and get your guns and try to shoot me.

Then be witness to the glory that is Shal.

(Cause I would have left LONG ago, while you're all shooting blindly in the dark.)

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Hi ... just getting caught up here ... at the beginning of the thread ...

Ah, we've heard the accusation many times. So, I've decided to have a look on the web, so we can compare LBC to "cults".

Here's a list from a SECULAR source, with my comments in red:

As can be plainly seen by a review of this eight-point "warning list" for destructive cults, Landover Baptist Church fits NO definition of a cult whatsoever! So all you outsiders can relax, stop suing us for "taking your children away", or stop complaining that your aged parents gave Landover "your" inheritance. (Did YOU earn it? No, I didn't think so. GOD did.)

Landover Baptist Church is NOT a cult. QED.

... now I've checked out the list, and it's true ... nowhere does it say there is anything ... well ... cultish ... about a church following the Bible to the letter of the scripture, and leading its followers to the validity of that truth ...

... and soooooooooo ... it would appear that Landover Baptist is exactly what it claims to be ...

... a Church of literal Biblical faith

Now take it from minister nods ... uses the KJ Bible too, ya know ...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hi ... just getting caught up here ... at the beginning of the thread ...


... now I've checked out the list, and it's true ... nowhere does it say there is anything ... well ... cultish ... about a church following the Bible to the letter of the scripture, and leading its followers to the validity of that truth ...

... and soooooooooo ... it would appear that Landover Baptist is exactly what it claims to be ...

... a Church of literal Biblical faith

Now take it from minister nods ... uses the KJ Bible too, ya know ...

Are you a homer? You talk like one....

[Sister Noddy]

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Nope, not a homer ...

... you were wondering?

... after all you never can tell about some folks, comin in from Jesus's false churches, ya know

[sephy26946]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

You know, Jesus will not be mocked, fool. Every smart-mouth comment you post in this Godly forum is being recorded by the DOF and by Jesus himself. You won't think you're so clever once Jesus tosses you into the pits of hell, where you will surely spend eternity having your tongue peeled and your anal cavity reamed with steel brushes.

Dude, I do not want to hear about your sick twisted fantasies.


And they are not a cult but more of a twisted perversion of the church, much like the WBC.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Dude, I do not want to hear about your sick twisted fantasies.


And they are not a cult but more of a twisted perversion of the church, much like the WBC.

Read the wiki Article. They're more related to WBC than you might first believe.