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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #106
    Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

    Originally posted by Bozo James View Post
    Ohhh Vampires are real, I know quite a few of them who don't come out until after midnight.
    So in your upside down queer world, vampires are real, but Jesus is fake?

    "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? ... Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord." -- 2 Cor.6:14-17
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Bozo James
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • May 2007
      • 56

      #107
      Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

      Honey..it's your world that is upside down. There is scientific proof Vampires exist while GOD is merely a myth. Belief is superstition, fact is science.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #108
        Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

        Originally posted by Bozo James View Post
        Honey..it's your world that is upside down. There is scientific proof Vampires exist while GOD is merely a myth. Belief is superstition, fact is science.
        Okay, then post it here. Share this "proof" that no one else but you seems to know about.

        If you can prove that vampires are real, not those little south American bats, but real human beings who have been changed over to vampires who have to drink human blood to survive, then I'll slap one of the other pastors here.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • SalvationSeeker
          True Christian™ Theologian
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 3892

          #109
          Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

          Originally posted by Bozo James View Post
          Honey..it's your world that is upside down. There is scientific proof Vampires exist while GOD is merely a myth. Belief is superstition, fact is science.
          Is this another retarded atheist-homersexual "metaphor" using someone elses religious terminology?
          Or are you actually crazy enough to believe that there are genuine vampires running around at night?

          Cathylicks used to believe in vampires, and vampires as a myth was invented by damnable eastern europeans..
          That should be enough for anyone to know it is a load of rubbish.

          I'm goint to second what Pastor Ezekiel said, post your 'evidence'!
          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 05-09-2007, 02:04 PM.
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • Bozo James
            Foul Sinner on Moderation
            • May 2007
            • 56

            #110
            Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

            Okay, but first you prove that GOD exists!
            Ya have never been to Europe have ye? No, I guess not stuck out in the Iowa Corn Fields. Corny HUH? LOL
            Vampyres are real GOD is fake!
            You fools.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #111
              Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

              Originally posted by Bozo James View Post
              Okay, but first you prove that GOD exists!
              Ya have never been to Europe have ye? No, I guess not stuck out in the Iowa Corn Fields. Corny HUH? LOL
              Vampyres are real GOD is fake!
              You fools.
              Show us vampires are real in The Bible sinner.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • OnYourKnees
                On Extended Furlough
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 4729

                #112
                Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                Originally posted by Bozo James View Post
                Okay, but first you prove that GOD exists!
                Ya have never been to Europe have ye? No, I guess not stuck out in the Iowa Corn Fields. Corny HUH? LOL
                Vampyres are real GOD is fake!
                You fools.
                You must surely be the most boring half-wit we've seen here in months.

                You're less interesting than TwinkBoy was; at least he would occasionally post something indicating worldly intelligence or humor.

                On the other hand, you post idiotic drivel, with no cleverness, wit, or intelligence about it. The best you can come up with is lies about vampires (a word you cannot spell correctly with any consistency) and bizarre conflations of dialects ("Ya have never been to Europe have ye?")!

                Why are you here? Did the short bus break down, so you can't go to school? Do your parents not give you enough attention? One of our Pastors would gladly instruct your father in the proper use of his Rod, if that's the case.

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #113
                  Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                  Originally posted by Bozo James View Post
                  Okay, but first you prove that GOD exists!
                  Ya have never been to Europe have ye? No, I guess not stuck out in the Iowa Corn Fields. Corny HUH? LOL
                  Vampyres are real GOD is fake!
                  You fools.
                  Kids, this is why you shouldn't abuse isobutyl nitrate. I hope you're paying attention.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Bozo James
                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                    • May 2007
                    • 56

                    #114
                    Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                    Bobby-Joe

                    The bible is totally Irrelevant. A waste of good trees and ink.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #115
                      Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                      Originally posted by Bozo James View Post
                      Bobby-Joe

                      The bible is totally Irrelevant. A waste of good trees and ink.
                      Friend, God gave us trees specifically so we could use them for making KJV 1611 Bibles with, so how could it be a waste?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • roserougesang
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 418

                        #116
                        Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                        Bozo James, the closest thing to vampires that exists in the world are sanguinarians, human beings with a 'psychological' need for blood (who are a little less crazy than how I described them) and vampire lifestylers, who mostly just dress the part and enjoy vampire-related books and movies.
                        If you're referring to sanguinarians or vampire lifestylers, you're correct in what you say.
                        If not, your brain seems a tad confused.
                        "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                        • Lil_Queer_Goth
                          Unsaved trash
                           
                          • May 2007
                          • 57

                          #117
                          Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                          Rose,
                          you and Rachel are two of the most open-minded poeple i have met on here!!! Just a quikie!! these people don't like open-minded people!!! we are evil and satanic! not to mention Lesbians!!!

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                          • roserougesang
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 418

                            #118
                            Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                            Originally posted by Lil_Lolita_Girl21 View Post
                            Rose,
                            you and Rachel are two of the most open-minded poeple i have met on here!!! Just a quikie!! these people don't like open-minded people!!! we are evil and satanic! not to mention Lesbians!!!
                            Aww shucks.

                            The fanatics on here may be a tad annoying, but they can be awfully amusing at times.
                            "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #119
                              Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                              Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                              Aww shucks.

                              The fanatics on here may be a tad annoying, but they can be awfully amusing informative, TRUTHFUL at times.
                              There, corrected an error in your statement.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              • OnYourKnees
                                On Extended Furlough
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 4729

                                #120
                                Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                                Be careful, Rose.

                                This Lolita girl has been hitting on every female on this site, even Rachael!

                                (I think she believes that she's a vampire. In the "undead blood-feasting monster" sense, not the "I like to wear Edwardian clothes and act like a nancyboy" sense!)

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