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  • The Jabba Master
    TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2007
    • 250

    #91
    Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    You can find it on the internets here. And I fail to see how anyone could interpret that as meaning anything other than that the LORD is a man of war. It's pretty simple. While you're turning that over in your tardy little brain, you might also want to gaze in a slack-jawed fashion at this. Can you make any sense of it, or will we have to wait for someone to translate God's Word into Klingon before you get it?
    I would eddit my post to add this but i cant so...

    BACK TRECKY BACK!! *Pokes Temp with lightsaber*
    Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
    Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
    Jedi respect all life, in any form.
    Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
    Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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    • eliot mayfield
      God Squad
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 9324

      #92
      Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

      Translate it into Jabanese then?
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #93
        Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

        Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
        Yep its sticking this contry together realy good im glad that Lincon put it in there

        Good work Lincon
        You try to deny you're retarded and tell us it's just your spelling that's affected, but you then accuse that traitor Lincoln of putting free speech into the constitution.

        Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
        fine you want proof that we have free speech hear look at what one of your sisters has said



        So in other words your dismissing another moderator even though she is as powerful if not more powerful then you

        Wow You people amaze me each time I speak to you...
        Use your phonics and sound out to yourself what I wrote in a post after that. I was being sarcastic. And for the record, every male moderator outranks me.

        Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
        Hey dont call me Jabba, Jabba the hutt was a Sleemo (sorry little bit of Huttiease meaning Slime ball)

        and i would go on that if my comp wasnt full of virases and well i have a good feeling that would seriously Lag my comp
        I guess the Force isn't quite doing the job a good firewall and anti-virus software would do, huh?
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        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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        • Miss Hikari
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2007
          • 372

          #94
          Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

          *bangs head on wall* This discussion has been long over.
          1) That picture was most likely Photoshopped, or the "baby" Is just a doll.
          2) Pagans/Wiccans/etc, etc do not eat babies.
          3) The Jedi Master (Or the Jabba Master, as you like calling him) is not retarded. He has dysgraphia, with is a legitimate disease.

          Now can we all please stop acting like a bunch of morons?

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #95
            Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

            Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
            3) The Jedi Master (Or the Jabba Master, as you like calling him) is not retarded. He has dysgraphia, with is a legitimate disease.
            dys·graph·ia (dĭs-grăf'ē-ə)
            n.
            Impairment of the ability to write, usually caused by brain dysfunction or disease.


            Sounds like a retard to me. Why are you so judgemental against us?

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            • Miss Hikari
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • May 2007
              • 372

              #96
              Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
              dys·graph·ia (dĭs-grăf'ē-ə)
              n.
              Impairment of the ability to write, usually caused by brain dysfunction or disease.


              Sounds like a retard to me. Why are you so judgemental against us?
              To me retarded is when you can't wipe your own ass. I'm pretty sure he can wipe his own ass. And I'm not judgemental, I just think that you should stop making fun of him. It's mean.
              I mean, Jesus wouldn't do that, right?

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              • Enobarbus
                Professor of English Landover University
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 3496

                #97
                Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                Hey dont call me Jabba, Jabba the hutt was a Sleemo (sorry little bit of Huttiease meaning Slime ball)

                and i would go on that if my comp wasnt full of virases and well i have a good feeling that would seriously Lag my comp
                Seems the Force is not very effective if you can't protect your computer with it. You need the Lord Jabba, the Lord. Yes, the Lord can even protect your computer.
                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                • Brother V
                  True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3481

                  #98
                  Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                  Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                  dys·graph·ia (dĭs-grăf'ē-ə)
                  n.
                  Impairment of the ability to write, usually caused by brain dysfunction or disease.


                  Sounds like a retard to me. Why are you so judgemental against us?

                  I think we should all stop picking on the retard. To me, it seems the saddest side effect of this "disease" is that the only word that people who suffer with this "disease" can spell correctly is...

                  Dysgraphia
                  Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                  • Enobarbus
                    Professor of English Landover University
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3496

                    #99
                    Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                    Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                    To me retarded is when you can't wipe your own ass. I'm pretty sure he can wipe his own ass. And I'm not judgemental, I just think that you should stop making fun of him. It's mean.
                    I mean, Jesus wouldn't do that, right?
                    Not necessarily. That would only take an IQ of about 25, people who can do that are still retarded.

                    And do you think that you could show a little decorum and class on these Holy boards and not use examples designed to shock the poor fundies. We have actually heard it all before, believe it or not; but you could have come up with some less crude example -- being unable to tie his own shoelaces, say. Or being unable to cross the street without assistance.

                    Mind you, from what Jabba has been saying, there must be some doubt about whether he could cross the street without assistance. And, to me, not being able to cross the street without assistance is retarded. Case closed, I think.
                    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                    • Enobarbus
                      Professor of English Landover University
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3496

                      #100
                      Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                      Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                      I think we should all stop picking on the retard. To me, it seems the saddest side effect of this "disease" is that the only word that people who suffer with this "disease" can spell correctly is...

                      Dysgraphia
                      Brother, as usual you put us to shame with your compassion and thoughtfulness. Yes, you are right, we should stop picking on the retard. The Lord is plainly punishing him for some sin he or his forbears have committed, and his defincencies are plain enough without us continually reminding him he is a retard.

                      There is no reason for us to continually reiterate that he is a retard -- let us simply attempt to bring him to the Lord. It is true that retards are not usually capable of being saved, but with Jesus anything is possible, and retarded though he is he must have been brought here for a purpose.
                      Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                      • Miss Hikari
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2007
                        • 372

                        #101
                        Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                        Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                        Not necessarily. That would only take an IQ of about 25, people who can do that are still retarded.

                        And do you think that you could show a little decorum and class on these Holy boards and not use examples designed to shock the poor fundies. We have actually heard it all before, believe it or not; but you could have come up with some less crude example -- being unable to tie his own shoelaces, say. Or being unable to cross the street without assistance.

                        Mind you, from what Jabba has been saying, there must be some doubt about whether he could cross the street without assistance. And, to me, not being able to cross the street without assistance is retarded. Case closed, I think.
                        No, no, no.. It takes more than an IQ of 25 to turn on a computer, connect ot the internet, type in www.landoverbaptist.net, log in, enter a thread and post in it. So... Your case is null and void, Eno, dear.
                        Last edited by Miss Hikari; 06-19-2007, 08:08 PM. Reason: Whoops, spelling. How Ironic.

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708

                          #102
                          Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                          Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                          To me retarded is when you can't wipe your own ass. I'm pretty sure he can wipe his own ass. And I'm not judgemental, I just think that you should stop making fun of him. It's mean.
                          I mean, Jesus wouldn't do that, right?
                          Nope,
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                          • AncientFireRisen
                            Foul Sinner on Moderation
                            • May 2007
                            • 172

                            #103
                            Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            What, she has back problems, so she can't sit in front of a computer and use photoshop any more? Is your sister a negress, by any chance?

                            I knew Kublai Khan provided a pleasuredome, but I never knew God provided freedomes. Care to back that up with chapter and verse?

                            So how do Christians talk about God?

                            Not talking about GOD is a mistake.
                            Deuteronomy 6:6 And these words, which I command thee this day, shall be in thine heart:
                            7 And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.
                            If you want to offend God by disobeying His instructions, that's your prerogative (do tards know what that word means? If not, it's a bit like a freedome), but don't expect us to do the same.

                            I have shown you that God wants us to discuss his Glory and not avoid the subject. Do you know what happens when people make God angry by disobeying Him? It's not very peaceful.
                            You couldn't work either if you couldn't do anything other than sit in a recliner and be in pain all day! That's what herniated disks in the back does!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #104
                              Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                              Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
                              You couldn't work either if you couldn't do anything other than sit in a recliner and be in pain all day! That's what herniated disks in the back does!
                              #1) If you'd stop cramming your gob with twinkies all day long and get off your fat ass and lose some weight, you might actually find a job.

                              #2) If you'd pray to Jesus to accept you, all of your pain and troubles would be instantly relieved. Click on the Paypal button for more details.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 12414

                                #105
                                Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                                Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                                *Pokes Temp with lightsaber*


                                Retardation is no excuse for homerism.
                                Posted via Prayer

                                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                Blogging for CHRIST!
                                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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