[The Jabba Master]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

You can find it on the internets here. And I fail to see how anyone could interpret that as meaning anything other than that the LORD is a man of war. It's pretty simple. While you're turning that over in your tardy little brain, you might also want to gaze in a slack-jawed fashion at this. Can you make any sense of it, or will we have to wait for someone to translate God's Word into Klingon before you get it?

I would eddit my post to add this but i cant so...

BACK TRECKY BACK!! *Pokes Temp with lightsaber*

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

Translate it into Jabanese then?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

Yep its sticking this contry together realy good im glad that Lincon put it in there

Good work Lincon

You try to deny you're retarded and tell us it's just your spelling that's affected, but you then accuse that traitor Lincoln of putting free speech into the constitution.

fine you want proof that we have free speech hear look at what one of your sisters has said



So in other words your dismissing another moderator even though she is as powerful if not more powerful then you

Wow You people amaze me each time I speak to you...

Use your phonics and sound out to yourself what I wrote in a post after that. I was being sarcastic. And for the record, every male moderator outranks me.

Hey dont call me Jabba, Jabba the hutt was a Sleemo (sorry little bit of Huttiease meaning Slime ball)

and i would go on that if my comp wasnt full of virases and well i have a good feeling that would seriously Lag my comp

I guess the Force isn't quite doing the job a good firewall and anti-virus software would do, huh?

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

*bangs head on wall* This discussion has been long over.
1) That picture was most likely Photoshopped, or the "baby" Is just a doll.
2) Pagans/Wiccans/etc, etc do not eat babies.
3) The Jedi Master (Or the Jabba Master, as you like calling him) is not retarded. He has dysgraphia, with is a legitimate disease.

Now can we all please stop acting like a bunch of morons?

[Deaner]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

3) The Jedi Master (Or the Jabba Master, as you like calling him) is not retarded. He has dysgraphia, with is a legitimate disease.

dys·graph·ia (dĭs-grăf'ē-ə)
n.
Impairment of the ability to write, usually caused by brain dysfunction or disease.


Sounds like a retard to me. Why are you so judgemental against us?

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

dys·graph·ia (dĭs-grăf'ē-ə)
n.
Impairment of the ability to write, usually caused by brain dysfunction or disease.


Sounds like a retard to me. Why are you so judgemental against us?

To me retarded is when you can't wipe your own ass. I'm pretty sure he can wipe his own ass. And I'm not judgemental, I just think that you should stop making fun of him. It's mean.
I mean, Jesus wouldn't do that, right?

[Enobarbus]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

Hey dont call me Jabba, Jabba the hutt was a Sleemo (sorry little bit of Huttiease meaning Slime ball)

and i would go on that if my comp wasnt full of virases and well i have a good feeling that would seriously Lag my comp

Seems the Force is not very effective if you can't protect your computer with it. You need the Lord Jabba, the Lord. Yes, the Lord can even protect your computer.

[Brother V]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

dys·graph·ia (dĭs-grăf'ē-ə)
n.
Impairment of the ability to write, usually caused by brain dysfunction or disease.


Sounds like a retard to me. Why are you so judgemental against us?

I think we should all stop picking on the retard. To me, it seems the saddest side effect of this "disease" is that the only word that people who suffer with this "disease" can spell correctly is...

Dysgraphia

[Enobarbus]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

To me retarded is when you can't wipe your own ass. I'm pretty sure he can wipe his own ass. And I'm not judgemental, I just think that you should stop making fun of him. It's mean.
I mean, Jesus wouldn't do that, right?

Not necessarily. That would only take an IQ of about 25, people who can do that are still retarded.

And do you think that you could show a little decorum and class on these Holy boards and not use examples designed to shock the poor fundies. We have actually heard it all before, believe it or not; but you could have come up with some less crude example -- being unable to tie his own shoelaces, say. Or being unable to cross the street without assistance.

Mind you, from what Jabba has been saying, there must be some doubt about whether he could cross the street without assistance. And, to me, not being able to cross the street without assistance is retarded. Case closed, I think.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

I think we should all stop picking on the retard. To me, it seems the saddest side effect of this "disease" is that the only word that people who suffer with this "disease" can spell correctly is...

Dysgraphia

Brother, as usual you put us to shame with your compassion and thoughtfulness. Yes, you are right, we should stop picking on the retard. The Lord is plainly punishing him for some sin he or his forbears have committed, and his defincencies are plain enough without us continually reminding him he is a retard.

There is no reason for us to continually reiterate that he is a retard -- let us simply attempt to bring him to the Lord. It is true that retards are not usually capable of being saved, but with Jesus anything is possible, and retarded though he is he must have been brought here for a purpose.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

Not necessarily. That would only take an IQ of about 25, people who can do that are still retarded.

And do you think that you could show a little decorum and class on these Holy boards and not use examples designed to shock the poor fundies. We have actually heard it all before, believe it or not; but you could have come up with some less crude example -- being unable to tie his own shoelaces, say. Or being unable to cross the street without assistance.

Mind you, from what Jabba has been saying, there must be some doubt about whether he could cross the street without assistance. And, to me, not being able to cross the street without assistance is retarded. Case closed, I think.

No, no, no.. It takes more than an IQ of 25 to turn on a computer, connect ot the internet, type in www.landoverbaptist.net, log in, enter a thread and post in it. So... Your case is null and void, Eno, dear.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

To me retarded is when you can't wipe your own ass. I'm pretty sure he can wipe his own ass. And I'm not judgemental, I just think that you should stop making fun of him. It's mean.
I mean, Jesus wouldn't do that, right?

Nope,

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

What, she has back problems, so she can't sit in front of a computer and use photoshop any more? Is your sister a negress, by any chance?

I knew Kublai Khan provided a pleasuredome, but I never knew God provided freedomes. Care to back that up with chapter and verse?

So how do Christians talk about God?

Not talking about GOD is a mistake.
Deuteronomy 6:6 And these words, which I command thee this day, shall be in thine heart:
7 And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.
If you want to offend God by disobeying His instructions, that's your prerogative (do tards know what that word means? If not, it's a bit like a freedome), but don't expect us to do the same.

I have shown you that God wants us to discuss his Glory and not avoid the subject. Do you know what happens when people make God angry by disobeying Him? It's not very peaceful.

You couldn't work either if you couldn't do anything other than sit in a recliner and be in pain all day! That's what herniated disks in the back does!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

You couldn't work either if you couldn't do anything other than sit in a recliner and be in pain all day! That's what herniated disks in the back does!

#1) If you'd stop cramming your gob with twinkies all day long and get off your fat ass and lose some weight, you might actually find a job.

#2) If you'd pray to Jesus to accept you, all of your pain and troubles would be instantly relieved. Click on the Paypal button for more details.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

*Pokes Temp with lightsaber*

Retardation is no excuse for homerism.