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  • #16
    Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth.

    Originally posted by watchmepissmyself View Post
    Hopi Prophecy Rock clearly supports Global Warming and Al Gore
    The true story of The Hopi Rock is known only to a few. My Grandfather was one of them. In 1889, an Englishman called Seth Cochran approached the Hopi with a “get rich quick scheme. The idea was simple; 4 Hopi got aboard a railroad engine whilst a 5th placed a rock along the tracks. The train was to crash, Cochran then helped the injuns claim compensation for the injuries.

    Cochran spoke no Hopi, so he took a chief and a few other elders from the tribe to a secret place and explained by way of drawing on a rock.

    As usual, the injuns became drunk and forgot what had been said, so Cochran carved the message in stone and took them there regularly until he was happy that the plan would go like clockwork.

    Well, the accident did happen, Cochran sued the railroad and collected $150,000 and was never seen again.
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    • #17
      Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth.

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      The true story of The Hopi Rock is known only to a few. My Grandfather was one of them. In 1889, an Englishman called Seth Cochran approached the Hopi with a “get rich quick scheme....
      The Hopi have never made any money out of this. But we should give them some money for the benefit they have provided to all mankind this rock show us two possible futures

      Timeline one, we live in the Heart and live a simple life living off the land planting with our hands humble & sober
      Represented by the flat line

      Timeline two we stay on the present path or greed and technology unsustainable existent a path the leads further and further away for life
      Represented by the jagged line



      Mother Earth Goddess
      Leviticus 20:27
      A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #18
        Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth.

        Originally posted by watchmepissmyself View Post
        The Hopi have never made any money out of this. But we should give them some money for the benefit they have provided to all mankind this rock show us two possible futures

        Timeline one, we live in the Heart and live a simple life living off the land planting with our hands humble & sober
        Represented by the flat line

        Timeline two we stay on the present path or greed and technology unsustainable existent a path the leads further and further away for life
        Represented by the jagged line

        ....

        Mother Earth Goddess


        Do you live in a shack in the woods or some other kind of remote area? Do you occasionally wander into town to post this stuff from a library or a Starbucks hotspot? Do you happen to know Ted Kaczynski?
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • #19
          Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth.

          Originally posted by SUV View Post
          Sister Tali, I actually bought and wore that T-shirt:

          I'VE BEEN GORED!!!
          i wants one that say "i been snored" cuz i bored wiv all the yappity-yap-yap-yap abouts the big dumb climates, it not fair , i not wants to be taxed for when i do them liddle dainty girl fartz cuz my borther always do real big fartz an it stink so bad i thinks he be more dangers to the environmint than anythang ever since time begans about 6000 years ago

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          • #20
            Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth.

            Originally posted by watchmepissmyself View Post
            The Hopi have never made any money out of this. But we should give them some money for the benefit they have provided to all mankind this rock show us two possible futures

            Timeline one, we live in the Heart and live a simple life living off the land planting with our hands humble & sober
            Represented by the flat line

            Timeline two we stay on the present path or greed and technology unsustainable existent a path the leads further and further away for life
            Represented by the jagged line



            Mother Earth Goddess
            The only thing I see is a sun (Illuminati symbol) with a swastika (nazi symbol) at the basis of your straight line. Are you saying that we should become God-hating Illuminati-nazi pagans?
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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            • #21
              Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth.

              Al Gore's global warming jihadists are at it again. Gore, Obama and ACORN (no doubt) forced the newspapers in Sarah Palin's Godly Alaska to print this story, Scientist Tests Ties of Greenhouse Gas to Climate



              The article has a dramatic video of the so-called "scientist" lighting a methane leak from a frozen lake in Alaska. This is supposed to "prove" that global warming is causing the permafrost to melt and release methane, which in turn warms the earth even more, causing more methane to be released, and so on. A "positive feedback loop" they call it. Scary stuff!

              NOT! Of course, it's all just a communist-atheist-Demoncrat hoax financed by George Soros. That "methane" is nothing more than Satan farting, down there in Hell. It's not going to warm the earth, though it will probably help Satan feel better. I know that I always feel better after I light one up.

              Anyway, we all know that the earth is cooling. Look at all the ice and snow in that video - how can they say the earth is getting warmer? Do you see any palm trees or bananas growing in Alaska? I rest my case.

              yours in Christ,
              Brother Buford
              yours in Christ,
              Brother Buford

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              • #22
                Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth.

                Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
                Al Gore's global warming jihadists are at it again. Gore, Obama and ACORN (no doubt) forced the newspapers in Sarah Palin's Godly Alaska to print this story, Scientist Tests Ties of Greenhouse Gas to Climate



                The article has a dramatic video of the so-called "scientist" lighting a methane leak from a frozen lake in Alaska. This is supposed to "prove" that global warming is causing the permafrost to melt and release methane, which in turn warms the earth even more, causing more methane to be released, and so on. A "positive feedback loop" they call it. Scary stuff!

                NOT! Of course, it's all just a communist-atheist-Demoncrat hoax financed by George Soros. That "methane" is nothing more than Satan farting, down there in Hell. It's not going to warm the earth, though it will probably help Satan feel better. I know that I always feel better after I light one up.

                Anyway, we all know that the earth is cooling. Look at all the ice and snow in that video - how can they say the earth is getting warmer? Do you see any palm trees or bananas growing in Alaska? I rest my case.

                yours in Christ,
                Brother Buford
                Amen brother, you're so right about this!
                Have those scientists nothing better to do than worshipping Satan by lighting his farts to demonstrate their hellish magnitude?
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • #23
                  Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth.

                  Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
                  Al Gore's global warming jihadists are at it again. Gore, Obama and ACORN (no doubt) forced the newspapers in Sarah Palin's Godly Alaska to print this story, Scientist Tests Ties of Greenhouse Gas to Climate



                  The article has a dramatic video of the so-called "scientist" lighting a methane leak from a frozen lake in Alaska. This is supposed to "prove" that global warming is causing the permafrost to melt and release methane, which in turn warms the earth even more, causing more methane to be released, and so on. A "positive feedback loop" they call it....


                  yours in Christ,
                  Brother Buford
                  We must do something about climate change
                  Forget the 'for' and 'against' arguments for a minute
                  How about clean air?
                  The ocean is getting acidic killing shellfish what will we do without shrimp?
                  Mark 9:43-48
                  ... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth.

                    Originally posted by daemond45 View Post
                    We must do something about climate change
                    Forget the 'for' and 'against' arguments for a minute
                    How about clean air?
                    The ocean is getting acidic killing shellfish what will we do without shrimp?
                    All we "must" do is Pray. Give it up for Jesus.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      All we "must" do is Pray. Give it up for Jesus.
                      Pray for climate change... Hooray...

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                      • #26
                        Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth.

                        Originally posted by daemond45 View Post
                        The ocean is getting acidic killing shellfish what will we do without shrimp?
                        Leviticus 11:9-12

                        These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
                        And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
                        They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
                        Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.


                        What will we do without shrimp? The same as we do now, heathen. Are you saying you're defying God by ignoring his Godly laws?
                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                        Amen.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth.

                          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                          Leviticus 11:9-12

                          These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
                          And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
                          They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
                          Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.


                          What will we do without shrimp? The same as we do now, heathen. Are you saying you're defying God by ignoring his Godly laws?
                          Shrimp are eaten by fish and you are allowed to eat fish, so if fish don't have food then you won't have fish.
                          Mark 9:43-48
                          ... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth.

                            Daemond, you are just about the stupidest person I've ever met in my life.

                            The Bible's rules are written for humans to follow, not animals. Animals don't have souls.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth.

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              All we "must" do is Pray. Give it up for Jesus.
                              Great Pray yes
                              But should not we all Pray saved and unsaved Hindu and Buddhist
                              Christians and Muslims for the planet in a One world religion
                              All the ships would sail in the same direction
                              No conflicting Prays to god.
                              Mark 9:43-48
                              ... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth.

                                Originally posted by daemond45 View Post
                                Great Pray yes
                                But should not we all Pray saved and unsaved Hindu and Buddhist
                                Christians and Muslims for the planet in a One world religion
                                All the ships would sail in the same direction
                                No conflicting Prays to god.
                                As long as they all repent and accept Jesus as the one true God, I'm fine with that. But demons like you don't want everyone in the world to accept Jesus. You want Christians to "tolerate" false religions.

                                God disagrees.

                                John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

                                Acts 4:10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. 11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. 12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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