[The Jabba Master]

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[quote=Bobby-Joe;78644]The Bible friend.

Now about this;[quote]
The bible was writen by people not god thus God dose not exist

i could say that the force Exists becuse George Lucas Wrote about it but thats not why i think the force exists i think it exists becuse it makes sence to me as it makes sence to alot of other people

[Bobby-Joe]

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And What evadence do you have that he is real?

The Bible friend.

Now about this;

Thats right it was a tail and a tale is usualy "an intentionally untrue report"

Why, do you think Jean Froissart made up Guillaume Cale and King Charles II of Navarre? I took the story of from Froissart's Chronicles. I know Froissart has been accused of prefering the romantic version of history (maybe Charles only had Cale flogged to death). As a Christian I take great joy in reading how Christian warriors slew, mutilated and slew sinners like the heathen and the poor during the Middle Ages.

Do you know the Teutonic knights in the crusades against the pagan Lithuanians would baptise pagan babies before killing them?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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And What evadence do you have that he is real?

I know you're retarded, but is even "the proof is all around you" too much for you to understand?

[The Jabba Master]

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God now, He's real, and the proof is all around you.

And What evadence do you have that he is real?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Thats imposable one dose not become retarded for useing the force one Becomes smarter from the Exposer to the force as the force in this galixey is just as powerfull if not more powerfull then god

Thank you for proving this imaginary "force" of yours doesn't exist! If one did because smarter from exposure to it, and if you were indeed a real-life jabba, then you wouldn't be so mentally deficient now, would you? Therefore, the "force" is not real! God now, He's real, and the proof is all around you. Stop worshipping your geek gods and turn yourself over to the REAL DEAL today! You will wonder why you waited so long! PRAISE JESUS!

[The Jabba Master]

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The question wasn't the fire, it's why isn't it used. Mental retardation from exposer to the force?

Thats imposable one dose not become retarded for useing the force one Becomes smarter from the Exposer to the force as the force in this galixey is just as powerfull if not more powerfull then god becuse as Kreia once said:

"Nothing is impossible with the Force."

Free will, God is all powerful and all knowing. There is no such thing as free will.

No "God" controles me. If there wasnt such a thing as free will then tell me if what the people did was agenst god then why were they doing it? God did it agenst himself?

But Jabbah,

Please Call me Kael

didn't you appreciate my tale of real life Chivalry?

Thats right it was a tail and a tale is usualy "an intentionally untrue report"

[Bobby-Joe]

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As much as I appreciate unusual devices of the force in Star Wars, you'd probably have done better to bring up a thermal detonator or something to bring at least some fire to BJs doorstep.

The question wasn't the fire, it's why isn't it used. Mental retardation from exposer to the force?

good for you but stop puting god in it God dosent conrtole us, we do we have Free Will

Free will, God is all powerful and all knowing. There is no such thing as free will.
But Jabbah, didn't you appreciate my tale of real life Chivalry? That was real life knights putting it into action with their lives on the line. Inspiring stuff.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Sorry wrong war it was actualy called the thought bomb
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Thought_Bomb

As much as I appreciate unusual devices of the force in Star Wars, you'd probably have done better to bring up a thermal detonator or something to bring at least some fire to BJs doorstep.

[The Jabba Master]

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“Shadow bombs” okay. That does bring up a question; why is everyone in the Star Wars Universe so retarded they never heard of a hand grenade? I understand they don’t have them, why? Grenades have been around since the 16th century and very easy to make. Is the whole human race in Star Wars universe retarded?

Maybe it's the price for having Jedi; everyone gets stupied.

Sorry wrong war it was actualy called the thought bomb

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Thought_Bomb

You can see why I love reading about history now.

good for you but stop puting god in it God dosent conrtole us, we do we have Free Will

[Bobby-Joe]

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Only the Sith Screemed durring battle and your right that did Waste there energy ... heck thats why they had to use a shadow bomb

“Shadow bombs” okay. That does bring up a question; why is everyone in the Star Wars Universe so retarded they never heard of a hand grenade? I understand they don’t have them, why? Grenades have been around since the 16th century and very easy to make. Is the whole human race in Star Wars universe retarded?

Maybe it's the price for having Jedi; everyone gets stupied.

they didnt understand the situation plus the defending the ladys is still apart of the Code of Chivelry

Oh boy did they understand; the peasants were going against God’s order and ladies were being threaten with rape and murder. After that massacre they joined up with other knights on under the leadership of Kings Charles of Navarre. Once Charles had enough of an army he marched on the main rebel army, invited the leader Guillaume Cale to a truce talk, used the truce to capture Guillaume Cale and then had him roasted alive. This left the peasants so demoralized the knights and their retainers easily routed them. They then spent the rest of the summer hunting the rebels and their families down like animals and hanging them.

Now here is the best part. Charles of Navarre's reason for betraying the rebel leader; he was a peasant, not a knight. Chivalry doesn’t apply to commoners! That Charls of Navarre, he didn't need no Death Star or evil Force powers to defeat a rebel alliance.

You can see why I love reading about history now.

[The Jabba Master]

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actualy Jedi only wore armor during the war with the Sith but realy they hardly wore armor

Yes, but the runing screaming at each other, wasting a lot of energy. Very Jedish.

Only the Sith Screemed durring battle and your right that did Waste there energy ... heck thats why they had to use a shadow bomb

Like during the Jacquerie Rebellion in France in the 14th Century when the peasants of northern France revolted to the outrageous taxes they were suffering from. A group of knights returning from crusade in Prussia leaned of castle full of ladies being besieged by a mob of filthy peasants. The knights attacked the town the peasants were in, killed all of them along with everyone in the town. Now that is defending the weak. More good times.

they didnt understand the situation plus the defending the ladys is still apart of the Code of Chivelry

[Bobby-Joe]

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[QUOTE=The Jabba Master;78482]actualy Jedi only wore armor during the war with the Sith but realy they hardly wore armor[/quoute]

Yes, but the runing screaming at each other, wasting a lot of energy. Very Jedish.

he had sex with her before he diedhe acted like a Jedi fighting for the freedom of his people and not giveing in even near the end i agree but even still this dosent make him a Jedi[/quoute]

So since Edward III was born years after Wallace's death, this is some kind of epic gestation period. That's why I was suggesting Wallace might be a Jedi. His Jedi powers would allow for that, wouldn't they?


[actualy i was thinking of the code of Chivelry... you know the code that said to protect the inosent and those to weak to protect themselves, to protect Women and be curtious to them when ever they were around, to never harm a woman or a child. yeah that the Crusades were an alfule time for both sides

Like during the Jacquerie Rebellion in France in the 14th Century when the peasants of northern France revolted to the outrageous taxes they were suffering from. A group of knights returning from crusade in Prussia leaned of castle full of ladies being besieged by a mob of filthy peasants. The knights attacked the town the peasants were in, killed all of them along with everyone in the town. Now that is defending the weak. More good times.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Meaning to Jedi effective weapon = uncivilized. I am curious, do you think a barbarian culture is able to make an assault rife?

Sure do. I mean, did you think that a Christian Culture (i.e. Your perception of America) could become, as you say, run by joos and non-believers?

I'd say something smart and a desire to kill would make one eventually. Barbarian, or no.

[The Jabba Master]

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This will be rather off topic, but what you have just said has earned you my complete and total respect and given me a nostalgia of an era gone by.

You have my thanks my friend

Actually I think Braveheart is the only one. I can see how you would get into the whole thing of armored men would run screaming at each over several miles to fight at a state of maximum exhaustion. It’s just so Jedi.

actualy Jedi only wore armor during the war with the Sith but realy they hardly wore armor

So how did Wallace impregnated Queen Isobel with Edward III after Wallace was dead?

he had sex with her before he died

Have you ever considered if William Wallace was a Jedi?

he acted like a Jedi fighting for the freedom of his people and not giveing in even near the end i agree but even still this dosent make him a Jedi

Time of Chivalry and honor, you mean like the Albegisian Crusade? That was when the crusaders were storming a town full of heretics the knights asked how to tell the difference between the heretics and the good Christians they were told “Kill them all, God will know His own”. Then there was storming of Jerusalem in the First Crusade. The knights killed so many Joos and Mudslimes they swore they had to ride threw blood up to their stirrups. To get to Jerusalem they ate (as cannibalism) an entire town of Syrian Mudlsimes. Now that was a good times to be a Christian.

actualy i was thinking of the code of Chivelry... you know the code that said to protect the inosent and those to weak to protect themselfs, to protect Women and be curtious to them when ever they were around, to never harm a woman or a child. yeah that the Crusades were an alfule time for both sides

[Bobby-Joe]

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Hey that film is one of the most historicly corect Film about the Medevil Strugles of the Scottish.

Actually I think Braveheart is the only one. I can see how you would get into the whole thing of armored men would run screaming at each over several miles to fight at a state of maximum exhaustion. It’s just so Jedi.

So how did Wallace impregnated Queen Isobel with Edward III after Wallace was dead? Have you ever considered if William Wallace was a Jedi?

Well a Sword is an Effective weapon too but it also shows a time of Chivelry and Honer

Time of Chivalry and honor, you mean like the Albegisian Crusade? That was when the crusaders were storming a town full of heretics the knights asked how to tell the difference between the heretics and the good Christians they were told “Kill them all, God will know His own”. Then there was storming of Jerusalem in the First Crusade. The knights killed so many Joos and Mudslimes they swore they had to ride threw blood up to their stirrups. To get to Jerusalem they ate (as cannibalism) an entire town of Syrian Mudlsimes. Now that was a good times to be a Christian.